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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)


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Granted, the year ends before anyone can vote for a president, and because of that Obama is still president.

 

I wish prayers in real life would work like prayers in RuneScape. Then I'd piss off a lot of gangsters and use the protect from bullets prayer while having an infinite amount of prayer potions. :twisted:

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Granted. They then alternate shanking you and shooting you. As you can't protect from more than one style at a time, you die. They then loot your prayer pots and sell them for billions, and become the biggest crime syndicate ever.

 

I wish I wish I was a fish.

Requiescat in pace, Shiva "Anarith" Kumar.
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Granted, but the awesome things become so frequent you find them mundane and wish to have newer awesomer things. (Doesn't know what roblox is).

 

I wish has access to every book ever created.

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Granted, has access to every book ever created, including horrible ones which you hate but have to go through every time you want a book you like.

 

I wish that I could have more ambition.

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Granted. I wish that my wish is corrupted.

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my difinition of noob is i dont like u, either u are better then me or u are worst them me

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Well if it bothers you that the game is more fun now, then you can go cry in a corner. :shame:

your article was the equivalent of a circumcized porcupine

The only thing wrong with it is the lack of a percentage for when you need to stroke it.

 


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Granted, the gas tank kills everyone but you, leaving you blind and quadriplegic.

 

I wish I wasn't sick.

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Granted, but that ultimately means that there is a keyhole in her heart, giving her heart problems that will eventually lead to her demise.

 

I wish I could draw a perfect freehand circle.

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Granted. Civilization collapses and the 5 people left who go on the internet subscribe to you.

 

I wish I was a wizard.

Squab unleashes Megiddo! Completed all quests and hard diaries. 75+ Skiller. (At one point.) 2000+ total. 99 Magic.
[spoiler=The rest of my sig. You know you wanna see it.]

my difinition of noob is i dont like u, either u are better then me or u are worst them me

Buying spins make you a bad person...don't do it. It's like buying nukes for North Korea.

Well if it bothers you that the game is more fun now, then you can go cry in a corner. :shame:

your article was the equivalent of a circumcized porcupine

The only thing wrong with it is the lack of a percentage for when you need to stroke it.

 


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Poignant Purple to Lokie's Ravishing Red and Alg's Brilliant Blue.

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Granted, but it doesn't taste very good to too many people. This ruins your chances to be an ultimate chef. :P

 

 

Damnit... Now I wish I wasn't laughing so hard over typing this reply! :lol:

 

 

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Granted, you are angry at it instead.

 

Now it's time to wish for something that I really really want.

 

I wish commentaries on other videos on YouTube would be make regularly and all the commentators that retired or don't make them as often as they used to would start making commentaries again at least weekly.

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Granted, but you find it's more order of freshly-cooked salmon, done by none other than Blaze himself. Unfortunately, I can't tell you whether that's a good thing or a bad thing, because I don't know how good of a cook that Blaze is. :wacko:

 

 

Now, I wish I knew why it is I've mentally started cross-linking Blaze with cooking. Sure, it makes for some interesting wish corruptions, but I'm sure it can be equally annoying. :wall:

 

 

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Granted, you read hundreds of posts only to find out it has to do with a wish he had about becoming a cook or something of the sort.

 

I wish that I could beat this dam mission.

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