Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)

[Kirschen]

Granted, but you have no underwear to wear. And those jeans left you bankrupt.

 

I wish I was more extroverted.

[Naive]

Granted, you are now a social [bleep] who validates his existence by having millions of facebook friends he barely knows.

 

I wish I had a spanish accent.

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

Granted, you also forget the English language and only speak in Spanish from now on.

 

I wish the movie studios would take good care of source materials of popular things and stop making shitty adaptations.

[Hakaan]

Granted. No more movies are ever made.

 

I wish I wasn't so depressed and negative all the time.

[D. V. Devnull]

I wish I wasn't so depressed and negative all the time.

Granted, but you become so obliviously happy all the time that some idiot succeeds in killing you. #-o

 

 

BTW, I wish I had a bug-zapping gun that I could point at bugs in real life, click the trigger, and it would zap the bug dead instantly, even if I was standing up to 10 feet back. :shades:

 

 

~D. V. "A hair murderous, I know..." Devnull

[Naive]

Granted, but the device goes haywire, gains sentience, and considers you the only bug for zapping.

 

I wish I had a 50 piece chicken mcnugget box with sweet n sour sauce.

[D. V. Devnull]

I wish I had a 50 piece chicken mcnugget box with sweet n sour sauce.

Granted, but the sauce is way too sour, and causes major fail to ensue. #-o

 

 

I wish that the F2P part of the RS High Scores would return, or that at least F2P stat feeds would become available again for things like Tip.It's Stat Sigs. :pray:

 

 

~Mr. D. V. "Just some wishful thinking..." Devnull

[Guest jrhairychest]

Granted. The terms and conditions are that F2P can't access them and in fact neither can anyone else.

 

I wish I had a Nissan GTR <3:

[Erewhon2]

Granted. The terms and conditions are that F2P can't access them and in fact neither can anyone else.

 

I wish I had a Nissan GTR <3:

 

Your wish is granted, except that the Nissan GTR has no wheels, no engine and no chassis.

 

I wish I could travel instantly across the country to visit relatives and friends....

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

Granted, you get a rusty Nissan GTR.

 

I wish for a grandfather who is smarter than me. And a father that's smarter than me as well. And a brother who is dumber than me.

[Alg]

I wish I could travel instantly across the country to visit relatives and friends....

Granted, and it's all thanks to an invention by Blaze's smarter-than-him father and grandfather. His dumber-than-him brother turns out to be the perfect salesman/mascot for it, which is how you learned about it. Naturally, it's much more expensive than driving or public transportation.

 

I wish I could have met one of my grandfathers.

[Kirschen]

Granted, but he dies and you do that y'know with your Grandmother and give birth to your dad. Yeah, the wish inadvertently made you Phillip J. Fry.

 

I wish I was a master chef.

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

Granted, when you open a restaurant there are so many people that want food from you that you can never leave.

 

I wish the next time I drive a car I'd run over a Garbodor, then I'd shoot it to make sure it doesn't hurt me.

[D. V. Devnull]

Granted, but in an awful turn of events, Mewtwo stops by. Mewtwo stops your bullet before it hits Garbodor, gives the bullet a psychic heating, and makes the bullet fly into your car's gas tank. This results in your car blowing up, and sending you flying away like Team Rocket always is. :(

 

 

I wish I had thought of a better way to do that with a Pikachu... :P

 

 

~D. V. "I had to poké-answer that..." Devnull

[Bonez899]

Granted, you let Pikachu use quick attack to throw the bullet off course and then use thunder bolt to set off the remaining rounds in Blaze's gun casing one to kill him.

 

I wish that I could have a wish that I wish in real life without the corruption.

[Kirschen]

Granted, but no corruption means no profit for you and it has to be pure. That means your wishes are limited to aiding others mildly.

 

I wish I had unlimited supply of Pocky.

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

Granted, but it tastes awful, not your usual Pocky at all.

 

I wish for the ability to jump over thousand feet from the air and survive, then I'd jump off the Empire State Building.

[Kirschen]

Granted, but you can only land on the point ends of other buildings. You'll survive, but will be in so much pain.

 

I wish I had a cleaver to play games with Alg. :U

[Bonez899]

Granted, the cleaver is serveral feet long and ALG is never seen on the forums again...

 

I wish that I could get some schedule following ability.

[D. V. Devnull]

Granted, but it kills your ability to have fun. :(

 

 

I wish that someone (such as a Moderator) would update this thread's title to reflect the fact that we're over 8K+ wishes corrupted... :roll:

 

 

~D. V. "Or are we waiting for 10K+?" Devnull

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

Granted, but I wish that D_V_Devnull would stop caring so much about the title numbers. I mean honestly, why does it matter? It's just a number.

[Alg]

Granted. This works retroactively, preventing the above cycle of wishes and causing a small paradox.

 

I wish for a cleaner, quieter room.

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

Granted, it's totally empty, and everything you put in it magically disappears. You should have been more careful with that wish.

 

I wish my new next-door neighbor would be a guy with a mustache who talks about mustaches a lot.

[Omar]

Granted. Nietzsche is now your neighbour. He occasionally hits the schnapps and leaves the house naked, wielding a lantern and shouting "God is dead!". This is the only opportunity you might have of seeing Nietzsche's other, more impressive mustache.

I wish for more interesting threads in OT.

[D. V. Devnull]

Granted, but all the interesting topics are about things that you would never want to discuss. :P

 

 

I wish the more recent versions of FireFox were a bit more gamer-friendly. :angry:

 

 

~D. V. "Sick of finding focus mislocated too often..." Devnull