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Granted. However, the ride takes over 48 hours to complete. You are stuck eternally riding the roller coaster.

 

I wish I would stop forgetting to make a wish in the corrupt a wish thread.

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my difinition of noob is i dont like u, either u are better then me or u are worst them me

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Well if it bothers you that the game is more fun now, then you can go cry in a corner. :shame:

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Granted. Once the moon is finally colonized, Prothean tech is found on it. Then the Reapers came, but we have no Shepard to save us.

 

I wish someone would give me a massage

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You die

 

I wish I wasn't sleepy

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Granted: You instead overdose on Red Bull/Relentless/Monster and give yourself heart problems and stay awake for the next 96 hours.

 

I wish I had Milla Jovovich fall in love with me...

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Reacting impulsively and saying what's on your mind feels oh so good.. for a little, until you realize you just started WWIII.


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No stoppp...that webcomic's been keeping in suspense for WAY too long...

 

Anyways, wish granted but you must now be separated from her forever.

 

I wish my trash could take itself out

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Granted, but unfortunately their crash through the roof results in your house falling apart due to their going right through a structural core piece. Serious sadness ensues, what with money loss, and legal grief. :boohoo:

 

 

I wish I could have thought of a happier-sounding corruption, because it seems like I keep coming up with awful things. #-o

 

 

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Granted, you only ever give the blackest and darkest corruptions, causing everyone to stop posting out of sadness or shock.

 

I wish the plural of moose was meese

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Granted, but then FPSRussia comes along and steals all your subscribers, leaving you with none left. :shock:

 

 

I wish for infinite uncorruptible wishes. :twisted:

 

 

~D. V. "Try and corrupt that!" Devnull

 

 

(p.s.: I think I win this thread!)

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Granted... I'm not corrupting that wish because I honestly second it! :ph34r:

 

 

I wish I didn't feel this tired and/or worse right now... :anxious:

 

 

~D. V. "Feeling worn out.........." Devnull

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Granted, you feel great and are awake with a lot of energy for 67 hours straight. The downside? You're too energetic.

 

I wish The Time Machine and Get To Know You threads would rest in piece.

 

They both were good threads but unfortunately died this month. They both will be missed.

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Granted, you get banned from the boards so you can stop trying to bump them.

 

I wish there had been a way to save Mordin without screwing over the Krogan :(

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Granted, but now the bad guys win. Also, I have no idea what you're talking about, but I have a feeling it's mass effect.

 

I wish I had the really cool Lego Mellenium Falcon (the collector's edition one.)

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my difinition of noob is i dont like u, either u are better then me or u are worst them me

Buying spins make you a bad person...don't do it. It's like buying nukes for North Korea.

Well if it bothers you that the game is more fun now, then you can go cry in a corner. :shame:

your article was the equivalent of a circumcized porcupine

The only thing wrong with it is the lack of a percentage for when you need to stroke it.

 


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Granted, but you no longer have the mental capacity to piece it together. Congratulations on 1000+ caltrops.

 

I wish Squab played Mass Effect

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Granted, but as Jack Sparrow is made up and could be considered an ulter ego of Johnny Depp you can't have one without the other.

 

I wish that my week wasn't so crappy.

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Granted. The week explodes in an epic fashion that you can't help but say "That shit's awesome!"

 

I wish functional magic existed along with everyone having the common decency to not use it as a weapon

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