Alg Posted September 19, 2012 Share Posted September 19, 2012 Granted. Both of your parents are transgender, and they both transitioned shortly after you were born. The corrupt part is that it most likely wasn't what you wanted from the wish. I wish I could beat the Four Kings in Dark Souls. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naive Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 Granted, you gain the ability to defeat only them, no other enemies in any other game ever. I wish I wasn't so afraid of socializing. Requiescat in pace, Shiva "Anarith" Kumar.351 Quest Points|99 Strength|99 Attack|99 Constitution|99 Defence|99 Magic|138 Combat|99 Summoning|99 Slayer|99 Ranged|99 Firemaking|99 Dungeoneering|99 Cooking|99 Prayer|99 Runecrafting|99 Smithing|99 Fletching|99 Construction|99 Farming|99 Fishing|99 Herblore|99 Crafting|99 AgilityTrue friends are never separated by distance, for they are forever linked by their hearts.Join the HYT CLAN![qfc]90-91-310-65710712[/qfc] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 Granted, you socialize with a killer who kills you. I wish Naive would send me a personal message with a photo of how he looks like in real life. Really, I'm curious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naive Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 Granted. The file is intercepted by the CIA and they arrest you for solicitation and stalking. I wish I had an ALG to cuddle with Requiescat in pace, Shiva "Anarith" Kumar.351 Quest Points|99 Strength|99 Attack|99 Constitution|99 Defence|99 Magic|138 Combat|99 Summoning|99 Slayer|99 Ranged|99 Firemaking|99 Dungeoneering|99 Cooking|99 Prayer|99 Runecrafting|99 Smithing|99 Fletching|99 Construction|99 Farming|99 Fishing|99 Herblore|99 Crafting|99 AgilityTrue friends are never separated by distance, for they are forever linked by their hearts.Join the HYT CLAN![qfc]90-91-310-65710712[/qfc] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 Granted, but due to the horrible improper grammar considering the abbreviation (a local guy is ALG, you said an ALG) ALG doesn't wish to cuddle. I wish that I could read thoughts that are currently going through someone's mind. And only when I want and with one person at a time. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naive Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 Granted, you can now read your own thoughts. I wish I could eat donuts guilt-free Requiescat in pace, Shiva "Anarith" Kumar.351 Quest Points|99 Strength|99 Attack|99 Constitution|99 Defence|99 Magic|138 Combat|99 Summoning|99 Slayer|99 Ranged|99 Firemaking|99 Dungeoneering|99 Cooking|99 Prayer|99 Runecrafting|99 Smithing|99 Fletching|99 Construction|99 Farming|99 Fishing|99 Herblore|99 Crafting|99 AgilityTrue friends are never separated by distance, for they are forever linked by their hearts.Join the HYT CLAN![qfc]90-91-310-65710712[/qfc] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 Granted, you no longer feel guilt but still gain weight. I wish that people didn't leave things so open. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 Granted, everyone, including you, get amnesia so they have nothing to leave open now. I wish that whenever whoever posts next drives his/her car next time s/he would drive into a blackhole and never be heard from again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naive Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 Granted, I enjoy my new home where anything can happen and no one can pester me about showing them IRL pics. I wish I didn't feel sick in the mornings Requiescat in pace, Shiva "Anarith" Kumar.351 Quest Points|99 Strength|99 Attack|99 Constitution|99 Defence|99 Magic|138 Combat|99 Summoning|99 Slayer|99 Ranged|99 Firemaking|99 Dungeoneering|99 Cooking|99 Prayer|99 Runecrafting|99 Smithing|99 Fletching|99 Construction|99 Farming|99 Fishing|99 Herblore|99 Crafting|99 AgilityTrue friends are never separated by distance, for they are forever linked by their hearts.Join the HYT CLAN![qfc]90-91-310-65710712[/qfc] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 Granted, you feel sick before going to bed instead. I wish for a pendant of driving in real life and it would work exactly the same as the pendants in RuneScape. Then I'd wear it while driving my car next time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 Granted, but you end up with someone else's car crashing into your car because all of the stats on your Pendant Of Driving were far from being high enough. This prevented you from being out of the way in time, and made it so you sensed the possible crash far too late to do anything about it. As you can imagine, trouble with car insurance and hospitals ensued. :eek: I wish I hadn't had the nightmare last night that allowed me to answer BlazeTMF's post so easily. :? ~D. V. "Talk about weird links, eh?" Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naive Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 Granted. You instead have the nightmare every waking moment of your life. I wish my dad would see sense when I tell him Macs suck Requiescat in pace, Shiva "Anarith" Kumar.351 Quest Points|99 Strength|99 Attack|99 Constitution|99 Defence|99 Magic|138 Combat|99 Summoning|99 Slayer|99 Ranged|99 Firemaking|99 Dungeoneering|99 Cooking|99 Prayer|99 Runecrafting|99 Smithing|99 Fletching|99 Construction|99 Farming|99 Fishing|99 Herblore|99 Crafting|99 AgilityTrue friends are never separated by distance, for they are forever linked by their hearts.Join the HYT CLAN![qfc]90-91-310-65710712[/qfc] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 Granted, now everyone thinks Macs suck. I wish I could transfer items from RuneScape into real life. Then I'd cook lobsters, sharks, pineapple pizzas, curries and other food in RuneScape whenever it's dinner time. I don't have to put effort into cooking in real life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 Granted, gold prices plummet because of the influx. Along with that all items on Runescape now cost at least 100k because people are constantly taking things out of Runescape. I wish that I could win this football game Saturday. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naive Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 Granted, you win!Moments afterward the team mascot falls on top of you in his excitement to congratulate you, and you suffocate under the sweat-matted fur I wish I didn't require sleep. Granted, now everyone thinks Macs suck.I fail to see how this corrupts the wish in any way, Macs do suck Requiescat in pace, Shiva "Anarith" Kumar.351 Quest Points|99 Strength|99 Attack|99 Constitution|99 Defence|99 Magic|138 Combat|99 Summoning|99 Slayer|99 Ranged|99 Firemaking|99 Dungeoneering|99 Cooking|99 Prayer|99 Runecrafting|99 Smithing|99 Fletching|99 Construction|99 Farming|99 Fishing|99 Herblore|99 Crafting|99 AgilityTrue friends are never separated by distance, for they are forever linked by their hearts.Join the HYT CLAN![qfc]90-91-310-65710712[/qfc] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 Granted, you don't require sleep but you still feel tired anyway. I wish that I could have more fun corrupting wishes. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 Granted, you now have so much fun that you break the rules and don't care. Eventually you get banned from this website. Granted, gold prices plummet because of the influx. Along with that all items on Runescape now cost at least 100k because people are constantly taking things out of Runescape. Doesn't really bother me, I can still make the food myself in RuneScape without buying anything. I wish to become extremely famous for something I didn't do and the person who really did it would become homeless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 Granted. Someone eventually finds out the truth and it ends rather abruptly. Still, you're famous for cheating your way into ruining a man's life (And later your life and the lives of everyone associated with you), so there's that. I wish I could remember the rest of the last couple of dreams I had. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 Granted, you remember all the dreams you have. Unfortunately you can only think of all of them at once, so your mind blows. I wish for a special screen that I can use to spy on someone else's life without anyone ever knowing. Then I'd spy on a 24 year old Japanese girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir_Squab Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 You can now spy on this japanese "girl." However, she's obese and transgendered - by transgendered I mean she wants to be a guy, and gets the operation shortly after you start spying on her. Also, you have to watch the operation because [bleep] you. I wish I had a pet, tame dragon that loved me. Squab unleashes Megiddo! Completed all quests and hard diaries. 75+ Skiller. (At one point.) 2000+ total. 99 Magic.[spoiler=The rest of my sig. You know you wanna see it.]my difinition of noob is i dont like u, either u are better then me or u are worst them meBuying spins make you a bad person...don't do it. It's like buying nukes for North Korea.Well if it bothers you that the game is more fun now, then you can go cry in a corner. :shame:your article was the equivalent of a circumcized porcupineThe only thing wrong with it is the lack of a percentage for when you need to stroke it. Poignant Purple to Lokie's Ravishing Red and Alg's Brilliant Blue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowmaster187 Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 granted, your pet dragon devours your entire neighborhood prompting the national anti dragon league to murder your dragon and mount its head on their wall. I wish for a good night sleep. Clicky siggy for blogThanks Pendonub for fancy new sigThieving guide[WIP]Loyal player since May 2005 and member since November 2005 and Tifer for many years~~~legoman187~~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 Granted, you sleep for eternity. I wish for an elevator that leads to a darker world, then I'd trick a lot of people into using that elevator by lying to them where the elevator leads to. :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 Granted. Eventually somebody figures out the truth and spreads it, so the only people that use it are goths and people that like the dark. They're huge fans though, and the darker world develops an incredible nightlife. Plus, there's nothing stopping people from taking the elevator back up to the normal world. I wish I didn't come up with the pun in the middle of this thing. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir_Squab Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 Granted. Puns no longer exist. The world becomes a much happier place. I wish I had a lightsaber and jedi skills. And force lightning. All the force lightning. Squab unleashes Megiddo! Completed all quests and hard diaries. 75+ Skiller. (At one point.) 2000+ total. 99 Magic.[spoiler=The rest of my sig. You know you wanna see it.]my difinition of noob is i dont like u, either u are better then me or u are worst them meBuying spins make you a bad person...don't do it. It's like buying nukes for North Korea.Well if it bothers you that the game is more fun now, then you can go cry in a corner. :shame:your article was the equivalent of a circumcized porcupineThe only thing wrong with it is the lack of a percentage for when you need to stroke it. Poignant Purple to Lokie's Ravishing Red and Alg's Brilliant Blue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 Granted, however you're not the most powerful jedi, Luke Skywalker challenges you to a battle and wins it so you die. I wish I could eat my own brain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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