Blaze The Movie Fan Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 Granted, they mess up something bigger instead. I wish for a voodoo doll of Obama. Then I'd shoot that voodoo doll with my gun. Nobody would suspect that I'm the one who killed him. :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 Granted, Obama has a voodoo doll of you he strangles while dying. I wish that I had an ultimate hack for runescape that allowed me to skill however I wanted. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 Granted, you get banned a few days later for using another program to cheat in the game which is against the rules. I wish coca-cola was as healthy as cabbages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 Granted, all drink coca-cola now as it is that healthy but still has sugar and rots their teeth out. I wish that I had the ability to make money through tasks i do anyway. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 Granted, you make money in a currency that's not even on this planet, instead on a planet over 5 light years away. I wish to become rich and greedy. I really want to put myself into Bill Gates' and George Lucas' shoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 Granted, you're so rich and greedy that you spend all your money on a on a useless one of a kind jewel that nobody else wants. I wish that my tablet worked better on tif. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 Granted, but you can't use it to browse any other site. I wish I'd find a guy who buys lame excuses for millions of dollars, then I'd come up with the dumbest excuses ever and sell them to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Granted, Bill Gates buys your lame excuses to support the dumb. (don't take offence, just the first good corruption that i could think of.)I wish that a tif mod would lose the ability to banhammer me because of this post. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Granted... Unfortunately, Silverion becomes aware of this and uses his Golden BanMasterAxe on you. :ohnoes: I wish I could find a good new F2P game to play... RuneScape sucks now to the tune of my entire bank not having proper value. :( ~D. V. "Chasing an out-of-reach ghost..." Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star. Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 Granted but it eventually goes downhill much like the game we used to love. I wish marijuana was legal. ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 Granted, you have to wait 10 years until you get it though since the age restriction is 10 years above your age. I wish for a tree in my garden that grows 5-dollar bills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 Granted, but the government confiscates it so that they can pay off the national debt. :eek: I wish "MechWarrior 2" Windows Version could be played without errors on Windows XP and up. :evil: ~D. V. "Mad over compatibility limits..." Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 Granted, now all new games can only be played on windows 98 and back without errors. I wish that I could have a music playlists of all my favorites downloaded on my PC right now. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 Granted, the police visits you and arrests you for illegally downloading music. I wish I wasn't so addicted to Pokémon. I'm serious, I'm watching all the episodes of the Pokémon anime a lot while I should be spending time doing something else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saradomin_Mage Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 Granted, you spend all your time smoking up a storm and getting tattoos. I wish I wasn't hooked on forum surfing and that feeling of elation when a new post is made. In real life MMO you don't get 99 smithing by making endless bronze daggers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 Granted, you're now addicted to something you really REALLY REALLY hate!!!!!!!!! But you can't help but to keep on doing it. I wish every single famous landmark in the world such as Mt. Rushmore, wall of China, The Eiffel Tower, etc. would belong to me, then I'd make profit off of them. :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 Granted, but ALL the governments which those landmarks exist near to decide to take them away from you by eminent domain. :rolleyes: I wish distances weren't so hard to travel. <_< ~D. V. "Not enjoying the leg-ache..." Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 Granted, you get the ability to teleport, however every time you do you get a headache, you still are able to travel easily, but the headache gets more powerful every time you teleport. I wish Sami Eruke would realize how much of an idiot he is. [hide]Yeah, I'll admit this wish is probably just random and not very creative.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 Granted, it doesn't change what he does. I wish that I had more money. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 Granted. You get lots of money and learn that there is in fact such a thing as too much money. There's nothing left to buy. I wish I could see the cooler bits of space. Like this thing. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 Granted, you run out of oxygen while on the return trip and then suffucate. I wish that I had some capital. You accounted for buying things like Microsoft and America in with the whole nothing left to buy thing, right? http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 Granted. You get a few bricks from the White House as well as some street in Paris, a jar of Swedish dirt from Stockholm, and some poorly made soup made in Moscow. To seal the deal, a few more items come to you later: A set of old dentures from a man in Beijing, a school uniform of some student (male) from Tokyo, and a very angry Funnel Web Spider from Sydney. I wish I could dispel any illusions (including metaphorical ones like lies) in a 100 ft radius and not be caught. That way, I can observe in amusement at people falling apart from being unable to lie or hide a thing in front of certain people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 Granted, unfortunately you also manage to trick your friends who die because of your illusions. I wish to have my mind fixicated on one location. [hide]Don't ask me me what "fixicated" means, you are the granter, you make up what that word means.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 Granted. Your mind (and by extension, sight) is now forever fixated to the most inappropriate spot on every person you meet. Have fun not coming off as creepy and awkward figure in Public! I wish Santa Claus would realize that the North Pole is far from a practical choice for a base of operations concerning international affairs. (Also I don't see that as a "corruption", Blaze) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 Granted, but it unfortunately meant that Santa Claus had to build an insanely huge base under your house. Now, every Christmas Eve, your house flips over 90 degrees to reveal a sled-launching cannon. This results in everything and everyone in your home getting flung over in the direction that the house tilts, you included. Almost needless to say, you end up in the hospital for Christmas Day and the 6 weeks following. :twisted: I wish I could come up with more wishes easily, but that's not my actual wish. No, my actual wish is that the next poster would please post their wish, because my twisted mind didn't show up with much of a wish at all right now. -.- ~D. V. "I brought twisted thoughts, but had nothing to spark the next set..." Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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