Kirschen Posted February 25, 2012 Share Posted February 25, 2012 Granted, but the vagueness allows me to toy with it to make me a god and you my eternal and immortal servant. I wish I had something to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted February 25, 2012 Share Posted February 25, 2012 Granted, you have to clean up a dirty floor. I wish Shane Dawson would end up with zero subscribers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vio Posted February 25, 2012 Share Posted February 25, 2012 Granted, you do it successfuly but then have nothing to do again. I wish my headache was gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted February 25, 2012 Share Posted February 25, 2012 Granted, your stomach hurts instead. I'm gonna re-wish my previous wish since obviously, DG_Keanu posted a second after I posted and was responding to Lokie's wish, not mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted February 26, 2012 Share Posted February 26, 2012 I wish Shane Dawson would end up with zero subscribers.Granted, and because he sucks so much, you get all of the subscribers that he lost. Unluckily, you get a load of troll comments too. :P I don't wish for anything right now, because I'm having an awkward day. Sorry, folks, but I need you to just stick your wish on the next post. :( ~D. V. "Can dish it out, but can't take that..." Devnull (p.s.: Signature Pun Intended!) and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted February 26, 2012 Share Posted February 26, 2012 *grumbles at not being able to play literal genie but I honor your wish* I wish I could get paid for being a slacker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted February 26, 2012 Share Posted February 26, 2012 Granted, but the pay sucks. :( I wish I could crack better signature puns. :P ~D. V. "And the one I was about to type here got wrecked by an idiot IRL!" Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted February 26, 2012 Share Posted February 26, 2012 Granted, now you have amazing puns but nobody bothers to read them. I wish that I had a job that I loved. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted February 26, 2012 Share Posted February 26, 2012 You get fired the first day. I wish my cat wasn't a troll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted February 26, 2012 Share Posted February 26, 2012 Granted, now it is an ogre. I wish that my dog would go outside itself. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted February 26, 2012 Share Posted February 26, 2012 Granted. When it goes outside, it gets attacked by hawks, has its body finished off by vultures, and you have no choice but to watch because the door was fitted only for the dog. I wish I could get my family to not undermine me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falzar Posted February 26, 2012 Share Posted February 26, 2012 Wish Granted...but it wears off and your family ruins your meeting with who you hope to be your new boss... I wish that this wish could not be corrupted... ~Falzar~ Poor Kitty..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted February 26, 2012 Share Posted February 26, 2012 Granted, that wish never happened. I wish yet again to make it so that I need less sleep. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted February 26, 2012 Share Posted February 26, 2012 Granted. To make up for it, you feel more and more tired each night until you fall asleep for the rest of your life. Enjoy that pseudo coma. I wish there was a book to help be creative on my cruelty and jerk-like behavior in /fg/. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted February 26, 2012 Share Posted February 26, 2012 Granted, but I buy it and become twice as cruel as you could ever be in /fg/. I wish for Lokie's power of sadisiam http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 Granted, but that's too much sadism for this part of the universe and the gods themselves announce that THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE. The real Lokie tortures you to death. I wish for some iced tea. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 Granted, the genie think by "iced" you mean frozen tea. So you get a frozen tea. I wish for the ability to walk on walls. Then I'd walk up the tallest building on this planet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 Granted, but the genie forgets to mention that it only works on buildings up to 300ft tall. I wish for better physical fitness. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 Granted, but you fail every drug test as long as you're in shape. I wish I knew how to cook more than ramen and whatever weird thing I have in mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fresi Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 Granted, but you only learn how to cook food you dislike :) I wish I had a Red one camera so i could film for real :S Dyslexia lvl 99, Youtube:3D RS, My 3D on Tif, My Runetrack, My Tif Profile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 Granted, but you buy it from a shadey guy and it gets taken by the police, along with your virginity to some random guy named George. I wish for more confidence around girls I like. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fresi Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 he wish, i already lost it :) anyways granted, but your over confidence turn girls off and they avoid you ;) i wish I had strawberry ice cream in front of me :( Dyslexia lvl 99, Youtube:3D RS, My 3D on Tif, My Runetrack, My Tif Profile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 Granted, but it is strawberries filled with little bits of ice cream. I wish to become Lokie's apprentice to sadism, or DV's apprentice to those sigs. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 (edited) Damned sniper! I had this all written out for Fresi, now I'm having to edit massively! :angry: [spoiler=In regard to Fresi's Wish, Click to View!]Granted, but the mob comes along and takes it from you before you eat your first bite. :( As for you, bonez899... Granted, but you find your own style to it, instead of trying to do mine better. :P I wish I was alone and safe in a locked room, key and flashlight /w charged batteries in hand, with a plate of Cookies and a glass filled with Sierra Mist both on a table next to me. Further, the food, drink, and table that they're on all don't have anything wrong with them. Also, there can't be anything wrong with the door, lock, flashlight /w charged batteries, room walls, and key. Oh, and before I forget, none of the food can result in my dying or being otherwise afflicted because I happen to like the food that I picked. Which reminds me, include that I can't do something stupid myself and therefore won't get hurt. :D ~D. V. "I think I've rendered that wish pretty much uncorruptable!" Devnull Edited February 28, 2012 by D_V_Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fresi Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 Granted, but outside your door stands a dragon that will camp that door until you open it.soon you will face the option of opening that door or starving to death. I wish I had not forgotten to water my plant before i left for 1 week, and now its dead :( Dyslexia lvl 99, Youtube:3D RS, My 3D on Tif, My Runetrack, My Tif Profile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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