Bonez899 Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 Granted, but while the cops are laughing a vigilante kills you. I wish for infinite wishes. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 Wish wasted. I wish some random guy would die from puking, and that guy would be at least 3,000 ft away from me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 Granted, but he pukes so much that the puke reaches you 914m away. I wish that I had enough money on a credit card to buy a steam game atm. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 Granted, unfortunately that's the only thing you can afford. I wish all people with mustaches would get laughed at. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 Granted, you grow a mustache, nuff said. I wish that I could make a wish which was impossible to bust. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaaps1 Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 Granted. Wish comes true. Unfortunately you die in an unrelated car crash the next day. I wish my can of coke would refill. ~It's Super Effective! (The Zaaps Blog)~My YouTube Channel, where you get to watch me go around and make a fool out of myself and all comp capersGuides:~Yeah I wrote them once~Suggestions:~Yeah I made those once~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 Granted, but the cops find out about it and you go to jail. I wish for the ability to understand girls. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star. Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 Granted, but then you men become a complete mystery and you being a man makes you insane in the membrane. I wish to own a fedora. ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 Granted, but it's the only hat you can use from now on. For more fun, it's a hair-eating fedora. I wish I could keep the anti-spam limiter that I had when I was EP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 Granted but then you have to wait 15 minutes between each post... I wish I was able to understand wonan without losing the ability to understand men. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 Granted, but it requires you to become genderless and lose the enjoyment that is permitted to both genders, including happiness and other things that result in it. I wish I could be a spiritual being that can surf through bodies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ieyfura Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 Granted, except every time you do, all their life's pain and suffering, as well as all of their memories, absorb themselves into you. Each person you flow through builds and builds and builds until you snap from the pressure of it all. I wish I could make horrible people go away. "Don't get in my face, don't invade my space. I'll put you in your place.I'll only tell you once, I'll never tell you twice. This is me being nice." ~Porcelain and the Tramps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 Granted, but that applies to you too since it considers everybody's view of who's horrible. Human extinction anyone? I wish Megaupload came back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 Granted, but all other sites get shut down. I wish for a rude awakening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 Granted but it is so rude you never awaken again.... I wish for a good idea to use as a wish. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 Granted, it's so good the corruption of that wish is huge. I wish I had the Death Note then I'd write down the name of every person I don't like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 Granted, but it backfires and causes you to die for every name put down. I wish I had that car from that show yeah you know the one. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star. Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 Granted but it breaks down and the manufacturer stops making parts for it making it incredibly hard to maintain. I wish I was a froglord. ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 Granted but you turn into a frog and get captured by some ten year old who likes frogs and firecrackers... I wish that I had a nice gaming computer. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 Granted, you get a computer that's only capable of playing "nice" games, meaning you can't kill anyone in the games or anything like that. I wish for idiots and morons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 Granted but a doctor gets to them and makes them all smart. I wish for a M.O.A.B. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star. Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 Granted, but seen as though I am the genie and I don't know what that is, you get something completely different. I wish I had the money to buy minecraft. ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 Granted but as soon as you buy minecraft a new better version called craftmine comes out. I wish that I could have a Mother of All Bombs. http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star. Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 Granted but it's pretty huge so you can't store it anywhere near you. I wish I hand all my assignments in on time. ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 Granted, but the answers are incorrect. I wish for an irrgeular pattern. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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