Granted, but you respawn immediately in the same place, so whatever killed you keeps killing you again forever. :-o

 

I wish I hadn't thought of something that morbid right then. :-(

 

~D. V. "You have to realize, this isn't personal, right?" Devnull

Granted instead you think of ponies...

 

I wish that I could have 5 wishes IRL

Granted, but you accidentally mess every wish up because the wish-granting genie executed them just like the kind of messed-up wishes that occur in this thread. :blink:

 

 

I wish I had a sign that said "Welcome to the 'Corrupt a Wish' thread!!!", and had no problems with it whatsoever, including that it could not land up harming me. :P

 

 

~D. V. "Doing my damnedest to make this hard on you..." Devnull

Granted but the thread turns into the 'make a wish morbid' thread instead.

 

I wish that I had better time management skills.

Granted... But, you forget to use those skills. (I think that happens to too many of us IRL anyway!)

 

 

I wish Tip.It Forums' "View My Content" thing updated a bit sooner... Waiting 24 hours is a pain! <_<

 

 

~D. V. "Feeling the slows..." Devnull

Granted but it includes new feature where every time new content is added you are sent a text message, email, tip it forums message and even a postcard to update you.

 

I wish I had a better bicycle.

Regarding this...

Granted but it includes new feature where every time new content is added you are sent a text message, email, tip it forums message and even a postcard to update you.

Good thing I turn off my notifications, save for the inline one. :twss:

 

 

 

And now for this...

I wish I had a better bicycle.

Granted, but the chain slips the first time you ride it, and you have to spend a few minutes getting it back on. Thankfully, you had your tools with you. :anxious:

 

 

 

Let's see... What to wish for now... Ah, yes...

 

I wish that my family's second computer hadn't failed about 9 months ago, and also had not developed any other kind of problems... Poor thing. :boohoo:

 

 

 

~D. V. "I know... There's always that extra pain in the rear that finds each and every one of us..." Devnull

Granted, something else that's valuable to your family gets broken instead.

 

I wish Doc Brown was my grandfather and next-door neighbor.

Granted, but he dies.

 

I wish the healthier a food was, the better it tasted.

Granted, but the world has a drought and we all have to survive on less healthy substitutes.

 

I wish that my dog would do whatever I said whenever.

Granted, but when you tell him to sit down, he gets a chair. This causes you to ask him to do other things dogs normally wouldn't do, and because of this, people get jealous of your dog.

 

I wish for a double cheeseburger with a large coca-cola.

Granted, it's 0% charged.

 

I wish for unlimited continues in real life.

 

I'd be fine with that lol

 

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Granted, but it is from a terrible restaurant where they burn the burger and put the coca cola in ripped paper cups.

 

I wish my college had a Subway restaurant in it

granted, but they are only open from 3:30am-3:40am

 

I wish i had a girlfriend. <3:

Granted, but when you decide to marry her she abuses you to no end. And you can't legally divorce her.

 

I wish to work for the Internet police.

Granted, but I do something against the law and you lose your job because you covered for me. :P

 

I wish for a glass of water, it could not freeze or be frozen, it could not be hot, it would be room temperature of a regular room in a regular home, the glass is not allowed to hurt me, it would be in a spill proof glass, I am the only one that can drink from it, it cannot break, and nothing outside of the glass of water could hurt me.

Granted, someone saturates your water with salt, making you thirstier than before.

 

I wish I was always perfect and articulate in the way I talk, so that I get my point across and don't stumble over words.

Granted, but your voice is too perfect, and people are intimidated by you.

 

I wish Runescape would stop lagging.

granted, but in order for them to do that, they revert back to classic graphics.

 

I wish my dyslexia would be cured.

Granted but now instead of the letters getting all mixed up the words jump off the page and start frollicking in the meadow...

 

I wish that some of the stuff I imagine could come true.

Granted, but you only last 5 minutes before u realize you can not control your fantasy, and you imagine yourself dead in a coffin, R.I.P.

 

I wish the next person posting, lives forever.

Granted but now you are sad because you wasted a wish on a person that was not yourself.

 

I wish that I could find some good music for my Ipod.

Granted but now you are sad because you wasted a wish on a person that was not yourself.

 

I wish that I could find some good music for my Ipod.

Granted, but it's only because you found a sudden love for Bieber and all of your friends left you due to it.

U wish for nothing, so ure brain is blanked out, and ure put down as brain dead. R.I.P.

 

 

I wish i could travel backwards and forwards in time safely.

Granted but you acciedently get caught in the awkward period between going from time A to time B and have to live the rest of your life there.

 

I wish that I could have so wishes in real life.

Granted, but so wishes means 0 wishes

 

I wish bacon was healthy but still kept its taste