Granted, but you decide to sleep anyway because you realize how much you miss the dreams you have while sleeping.

 

I wish for a pineapple cake.

Granted, but you find it is full of pineapple shell bits as well. Dang spikes. :(

 

 

 

I wish I could control when I sleep and wake up, as well as the passage of time both asleep and awake. There has always been too many things I've wanted to do, both IRL and in dreamland. :geek:

 

 

~D. V. "Geeking out about dreams..." Devnull

Granted, however you lose track of what is reality and what is fantasy and end up acting out your dream actions in the real world causing massive concern and confusion from the CIA who put you on their most wanted list.

 

I wish I had an accident-proof car.

Granted. It cannot move though.

 

I wish I don't need to eat & drink and can do it by choice.

Granted, nothing changes as you WANT to eat dinner and breakfast.

 

I wish to be worshiped like a god.

Granted, but you're worshiped as one of those highly-disliked minor gods who only rules over something trivial.

 

I wish I could warp reality.

Granted but you start doing it so much that you become confused what is reality and what is not.

 

I wish that I only needed water and nothing else to survive, I don't need food, fancy drink, sleep, or any other normal things.

You are an insomoniac who has hunger pains, is sick all the time, and cannot think much. As long as you have water, you're immortal.

 

I wish I had a winning lottery ticket.

Granted, but because I grant the wish you decide to share the money with me. :thumbsup:

 

I wish that I could go to sleep when I want and wake up when I want, also no getting messed over by dreams because I may have around 2-4 a month.

Granted, but the dreams make you realize they are nightmares-in-disguise, so you always wake up drained of energy. <_<

 

 

I wish someone would update this thread to reflect we're at Over 8K+ Ruined Dreams! :wall:

 

 

~D. V. "It just seems like the count is behind?" Devnull

Granted. The thread is updated to say "Over 8k ruined dreams" after the 9001st ruined dream.

 

I wish that there wouldn't be a blinding glare whenever I'm on this computer in the afternoon.

Granted, there is now a huge crack in the screen instead.

 

I wish they brought out Pokemon series DVDs here in the UK :/

Granted but now you cannot buy dragonball Z DVDs.

 

I wish that the last one to post wins thread would die, permanatly.

Granted, it gets replaced by even worse overrated thread.

 

I wish Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance didn't suck. You have no idea how disappointed I was.

Granted, but now Act of Valor turns out to be horrible. (I am going to see that so it better not...)

 

I wish that I had a job.

Congratulations! You now work as the guy that cleans the bathrooms at Taco Bell! May the gods have mercy on your soul.

 

I wish for an incorruptible wish.

Your wish starts to get granted, but as it happens to get granted, it suddenly rusts and falls apart into a corrupted wish. (Darnit! <_< ...)

 

 

 

I wish that everyone who has ever played this forum game could get together IRL and learn that we're not all that bad. :roll:

 

 

 

~D. V. "That will happen when pigs fly IRL, right?" Devnull

Granted, but one of those people happens to be a terrorist.

 

I have no idea what to wish for.

Granted, but now you get 3 of those socks... You know the ones.

 

I wish for need to not sleep ever without having ill effects or a want to sleep anyway because of it.

Granted but the tales of you never sleeping hit scientists who kidnap you for further testing.

 

I wish my pair of socks never ended up mismatched or missing.

Granted. You can never take them off now.

 

I wish I had an adviser to help make my wish results and questions in /fg/ as sadistic as legally possible.

Granted, he expects you to pay him 50 dollars a day.

 

I wish I could see the future exactly how it is and no matter what I did, I couldn't change it.

Granted. It kinda sucks.

 

I wish that Last One to Post Wins hadn't been [bleep]ing closed.

Granted, but only admins and mods can post there.

 

I wish I found my calling.

Granted, but it involves not trolling people.

 

I wish for something.