Granted, but because you don't have classes I message you on Tip.it and we have a chat.

 

I wish that I could have a girlfriend IRL right now who, isn't ugly, doesn't abuse me, likes me, and has most of the traits you want in a good girlfriend.

Granted, but she is married to someone else.

 

I wish I had a reason to keep moving forward.

Granted. But you die sooner.

 

I wish I was at home.

You're teleported to a wreck.

 

I wish the corrupted got a benefit from my wishes.

Granted, but you are no longer worth talking to.

 

I wish that I had a 'set' when it came to girls I like...

I wish that I had a 'set' when it came to girls I like...

Granted, but the primary color of it is a gross shade of pink. :-X

 

 

 

This one wishes they could fly IRL, happened to have full control, and couldn't be harmed while flying. O:)

 

 

 

~D. V. "Up in the clouds... With the greatest of ease..." Devnull

Granted. Unfortunately you love flight so much that you never want to land. You die of dehydration because you refuse to get a drink.

 

I wish for something mundane to happen.

Gas prices rise up more, your life gets more miserable, and people get more annoying. You never said it had to be good mundane things.

 

I wish I lost my sense of sight and gained super-human levels in my other senses.

Granted, someone kills you with a silent gun, since the gun is silent, your super hearing ability doesn't help, and you can't see the person doing it.

 

I wish my dead grandfather would come back from the dead in human form, not zombie form.

Granted, but he dies thirty minutes later because you cannot afford to pay the necromancer.

 

I wish Blaze was turned into a loyal pet rabbit for me to keep caged in my lair.

Granted, but the bunny has the super power to 'blaze'.

 

I wish that I could have 300000000 dollars.

Granted, you get 300 million monopoly dollars.

 

I wish Bogi Ágústsson (in case you don't know who that is, it's one of the news reporters here in Iceland) worked for CNN.

Granted, but nobody watches him because his air time is on Friday & Saturday nights in the US.

 

I wish I could manipulate good luck into my favorite and put bad luck on my enemies.

Granted, you didn't specify what "favorite" so you put good luck to your favorite food, which is pointless since food is not a living thing therefore can't use the good luck.

 

I wish to become a kid again. Yes, those were the times indeed. :shades:

Granted, but you have to receive all your childhood vaccinations, lose your adult rights, have nothing nostalgic to refer to since you're in the new generation of children, and you lose your knowledge from your adult years.

 

I wish I was godly skilled with technology.

Granted, you are no longer a human, you're now a machine, not a robot but a machine that can't move.

 

I wish it was legal to steal as long as most people do it but remain illegal when the president does it. Then I'd start stealing.

 

And having my stuff stolen is not a corruption as that's just expected.

Granted, but the president steals anyway, and never gets caught.

 

I wish for a better body.

Granted. You have the fastest, strongest, and most perfect body possible (minus immortality)... for a cockroach.

 

I wish I had amazing pisionic powers.

Granted, but you don't know how to control it.

 

I wish the wall of China would become a pizza restaurant.

Granted. It isn't good pizza though, and the restaurant closes and goes back to being a landmark within days.

 

I wish this pencil was sharpened.

Granted, but the granite will always break when it touches paper.

 

I wish I had the title of "grim reaper" on the death thread here.

Granted, but the real one comes and takes it back...

 

I wish that I could have a genie IRL.

Granted, but it grants the wishes of others at the expense of your good luck and life force.

 

I wish I wasn't so lazy.

Granted, all the time you use picking out new avatars is spent elsewhere.

 

I wish for something big.

You get a few big things: a big heart attack, a big cerebral hemmorage, and a big diabetic shock.

 

I wish these games didn't bore me so quickly.