...well then the threads aren't interesting, are they?

Granite, but FF gets a really bad automatic spellchecker and no one can figure out how to disable it.

I wish smoothies were sufficient nutrition.

Granite, but FF gets a really bad automatic spellchecker and no one can figure out how to disable it.

FireFox already kind of has this issue. BTW, nice rocky pun. :geek:

 

 

I wish smoothies were sufficient nutrition.

Granted, but they taste terrible due to the ingredients chosen, even though they have perfect nutrition. :-X

 

 

Now... I wish corporations had never made badly-coded updates that made people paranoid about using the manufacturer's update systems and files. <_<

 

 

~D. V. "Life sucks, eh?" Devnull

Thank you, but it's not my error.

Granted, they no longer update.

I wish I could come up with a wish.

Granted, you forget to hit the reply button.

 

I wish an escalator would be built on ALL mountains in the world, no matter how small or tall they are.

Edited May 26, 201214 yr by BlazeTheMovieFan

(How could you possibly not say "Granted, but it gets corrupted"?)

Because I want to be more creative than that.

 

Anyway, my last wish was:

 

I wish an escalator would be built on ALL mountains in the world, no matter how small or tall they are.

Granted, but they're going to have to go through much red tape to have designs approved of, and it will be decades before the construction starts.

 

I wish I could waterbend, and cannot have it taken away.

Granted, but you have no control over what direction you bend the water.

 

I wish Ash Ketchum would evolve his damn Pikachu already. I mean seriously it's been over twelve [bleep]ing years.

Granted, but if you're going to use that logic Oak dies (his heart gives out) and Ash gives up because he's like 22? Shouldn't he be studying or working?

I wish I could learn my history notes faster,

Granted, but all the info is horribly misspelled and is unreadable from the enhanced speed.

 

I wish I had a crown for my title of "Ruler of Forum Games".

Granted, you get a plastic crown.

 

I wish "this" is a word invented by the ancient greeks. It basically means taking a bath.

Granted, but "bath" takes a new definition so bath is a blood this.

 

I wish I had some fluffy bunny plushies.

Granted, they're alive and eat you.

 

I wish Superman would have a lot more fans than he has now. I really don't think he deserves all the hate he's getting.

Granted, but he is no longer a Mary Sue, has realistic flaws, and is portrayed more human-like to where he is easier to relate to.

 

I wish I had something to do in real life.

Granted, you are in a garbage truck taking care of garbage.

 

I wish something big would happen to me right now.

Granted. You now have a big tumor on your leg that needs amputation. Or was that too literal?

 

I wish there were more creative people in the games to share dark ideas with.

Granted. They're incredibly creative, but they prefer lighter and softer things.

 

I wish I could juggle chainsaws perfectly.

Granted, but your arms are paralyzed.

 

I wish Alg would understand in dept how my love is.

Granted, but it causes Alg to put an insanely permanent restraining order on you because they don't like being with non-straight people... This unluckily causes you, Lokie, to get jailed and fined because you came within 50 miles of him and/or any member of his family. :shame:

 

 

I wish I knew how to take the sadistic nature out of Lokie for a good month or two, as well as cause them to want to change their forum display name. :P

 

 

~D. V. "In a 'gun somebody down' mood..." Devnull

Granted, except 1) My sadist side is running around free to act on impulse and 2) I cannot name change until September. Interesting case where the corrupting is the result of the wisher and just me interpreting the logic holes.

 

I wish I was an amazing chef.

Granted, you are an awesome chef.

 

Awesome at making food nobody including yourself wants. The food isn't burnt or anything like that, you do cook the food successfully, it just doesn't taste very good.

 

I wish to become a YouTube partner.

Granted, but YouTube suddenly shuts down.

 

I wish I was a great trickster.

Granted, but the real Loki comes along and pwns the hell out of you. Loki even decides to take your clothes off and tie you to the side of a tree. :ph34r:

 

 

Now, I wish someone would update the thread title to reflect that we're over 8.4K wishes corrupted. :P

 

 

~D. V. "You know this wish is begging to happen." Devnull

Granted, but thread gets locked on accident.

 

I wish that the other Loki would continue further. I like where this is going.

 

PS: I didn't know you were capable of that posting, DV. I like it.

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This was meant for D_V_Devnull:

Granted, but it doesn't change the fact that nobody but you cares.

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Granted, he kills you.

 

I wish for an unlimited supply of items.