grtanted, you still fail to get your degree and then you end up working at a macdonalds

 

I wish that you could get more than 4 boats in POP. 

Granted. This causes other factions in the isles to band together to defeat you, because you've become too powerful. Unlike other Ports content, it all happens onscreen and is quite thrilling.

 

I wish I had the power to steal other people's superpowers.

Granted, but you can only steal one power at a time. When you steal Superman's power of flight, he uses his laser eyes to melt you for doing just that.

 

I wish the "no "e"" game would just rot and die.

 

I'm serious, I have to put so much effort into posting without using one of the most common letters in the English language, it's so frustrating.

 

Well, at least there is no "No "a"" game.

 

Oh, and don't you dare make that game.

Granted, but you end up with the "No 'i'..." game being made in response to the other's end.  Oh, and you find it just as maddening, if not more so. :twss: :twisted:

 

~D. V. "Disaster has struck!" Devnull

 

 

 

 

(p.s.: No wish here, so I wish that someone else will please post a wish!)

um, no wish to defile, so granted? yay?

 

 

i wish my new computer had 16Gb ram

Granted, but you find out most of it is faulty due to having bought aftermarket nameless RAM. :|

 

 

I wish there was a version of all of the Metroid and CastleVania games for PC, instead of having to play them on a whole bunch of different game console units. :wall:

 

~Mr. D. V. "For the PC gamers who wish companies had done more thinking..." Devnull

 

 

 

 

(p.s.: Yeah, sorry, I couldn't think of a good wish until now!)

Granted, since they weren't designed for PC all the versions are glitchy as hell.

 

I wish Floatzel and Raichu would be moved to the OU tier and fit there perfectly well.

Granted. They are in the OU tier, on some obscure, little known competitive battling site.

 

No wish here. Move along.

The timeline is reset to keep you from making a wish.

 

I wish more wishes were made.

Granted, except it wasnt made until two days later.

 

I wish I could squish all my delicious and malicious, bubbalicious wishes into one wish that was never dished.

granted, no more wishes for you

 

i wish for a package of oreos

Granted. The genie is visibly disappointed in the fact that you had access to godlike, reality-warping power, and wasted it on cheap cookies. He doesn't want to be seen talking to you anymore.

 

I wish the genie did not feel that way.

Granted. Now it feels like creating destruction and mayhem. Congratulations, you've just doomed all living creatures in this world. Are you proud of yourself?

 

I wish I could get a good, legal, and perfectly functional copy of Pokemon X.

Granted, the game sucks you in and you can never get out again.

 

Why is that a problem?

 

Well, wild Pokémon start attacking YOU.

 

I wish the Eiffel Tower would come to life and walk around Paris with a lot of tourists still in there.

Granted. The French freak out because that's not supposed to happen, but the tourists love it. Paris becomes the tourism capital of the world.

 

I wish I could.

granted, but you soon find out that you nac due to a dyslexic genie, congrats!

 

i wish the genie from my previous wish was oreo shaped.

i wish the genie from my previous wish was oreo shaped.

Granted, but you end up eating the Genie instead of making more wishes.  Sadly, you don't get any of his magic powers, and therefore can't make any more wishes and/or produce anything you'd like. :?

 

 

I wish OS's and all Programs that run on them would never have registry-related issues, because the headaches are a real pain. :geek:

 

~D. V. "Getting something depressive off of my mind." Devnull

Granted. After this wish is granted, someone kicks a soccer ball through your window, and it completely destroys your computer. On the plus side, the replacement is better in every possible way.

 

I wish I could hear this song more clearly.

Granted. But then you realize 90% of the lyrics are swear words. And you weren't wearing headphones, so all your roommates heard it, too.

 

No wish here, move along. And don't force me to make one.

I wish the fake trailers I made in the banned thread, (these: 1, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8) were trailers for actual movies.

Granted. These movies turned out to be so horrible that no theater's willing to show them ever again. And they pretend the movies never existed.

 

I wish Blaze would get stuck in a Groundhog Day Loop of the worst month of his life for being such an insensitive jerk.

Granted, but it turns out that EVERYONE on the planet is stuck there, including you.

 

Ok, here comes a serious wish.

 

I wish people on the forum games would stop having such grudge with me. I just wanna have fun and be nice to everyone in the forum games.

Granted, but then the "nuts from 4chan's Random Board" (at least, as I've heard them referred to) decide to come over and start picking on all of us. :( (Yeah, I had to give that a silly reply, sorry.)

 

 

I wish that all those who did evil in the world got forcibly changed into dark-colored Pokémon forms that reflected their equally dark personalities, all those who are mediocre/neutral remained human, and all those who did mostly good/nice had the choice between being human and changing into any one of several brightly-colored Pokémon that reflected their equally nice personalities. :evil: :mellow: O:) 

 

~D. V. "Just popping one for the Poké-fans..." Devnull

Granted. The wish falls apart when someone points out that color doesn't reflect personality.

 

I wish this game didn't feel like it was missing something.

granted, it has the one thing, but nothing else, sorry

 

i wish for a flying car to drive into my driveway.