Erika Posted June 29, 2013 Share Posted June 29, 2013 Granted, but you're living in a community of atheists. They think you're crazy, and you're sent to see a psychiatrist. Unfortunately, the psychiatrist you see is also a hardcore atheist, so you're declared to be insane and you spend the rest of your life in a cell in a mental ward in a straitjacket. I wish for a real, obedient, pet Espeon or Lucario. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted June 29, 2013 Share Posted June 29, 2013 Granted. But they aren't Ruby or Miki, nor will they ever live up to your expectations. Also, their food is really expensive and they aren't house trained. I wish for rain here. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erika Posted June 29, 2013 Share Posted June 29, 2013 Granted. It rains so much that it floods your town. You, along with numerous others, drowned. The flood also left the town in ruins, so the survivors had to move elsewhere. I wish... Ah, screw it. Don't have a wish, so go right ahead, whoever posts next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spooferfish Posted June 29, 2013 Share Posted June 29, 2013 Granted. You are twisted through one piece of wood, and into another, with the intent of holding the tow pieces of wood in place. I wish RS has more Orange items. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted June 29, 2013 Share Posted June 29, 2013 Granted, but they are ugly. I wish I could pursue all of my pleasures without consequence. Yay for hedonism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted June 29, 2013 Share Posted June 29, 2013 Granted. Half of them were only fun because of the consequences and you get bored of the rest. I wish for three more wishes. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted June 29, 2013 Share Posted June 29, 2013 Granted, but they aren't for you. I wish I could get my way no matter what. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted June 29, 2013 Share Posted June 29, 2013 Granted. After a few weeks, you don't notice any obvious signs of corruption, either. Looks like you really did get your way. Except you know that's now how it's supposed to work. So every time you use your power, you keep an eye out for something to go wrong. Waiting for the other shoe to drop. For the rest of your life. I there weren't as many spiders in this room. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted June 29, 2013 Share Posted June 29, 2013 Granted. They all compress into even bigger, more venomous spiders. I wish I knew how to make plushies and outfits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 Granted, but you suck at composing the designs into those plushies and outfits. Also, you suck even worse at everything else. :twss: I wish birds never crapped on houses, humans, and vehicles. This planet is already too much of a dump. <_< ~D. V. "You can guess my IRL self has been a target before..." Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erika Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 Granted. Now all the birds die from being unable to expel their waste. Hope you like dead birds falling from the skies now. No wish here yet. Move along, nothing to corrupt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 I wish Captain Obvious would save the day yet again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 Granted, but he couldn't save his wife from the charms of the resident super villain's sexiness. I wish Blaze was a cake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kahlua Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 Granted, but he is a carrot cake and nobody wants a piece :cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 I wish someone who has been inactive for 500 years would become active again in zombie form, find a way to get into human form, and yeah, you decide the rest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 Granted, but the results won't be till another 500 years until you go inactive. And the effect applies to you, and no zombie coolness. You get shot right away. I wish Blaze was inactive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 I wish Blaze was inactive.Granted, but all the forum games end up not being fun anymore after a month or so. This results in most of the forum gamers leaving Tip.It, causing the rest of the community to fall apart. In turn the forums go dead all over the place, except for a few die-hard holdouts, and Tip.It becomes a derelict hell-hole that even the Mods/Admins don't want to handle anymore. Final result? Tip.It shuts completely down, and you don't have a place to be anymore. :boohoo: I wish I could return to my gaming roots (Unreal Tournament '99)... Just hearing the music once again causes me to remember a ton of the matches that I had played back then. :mellow: ~D. V. "Remembering a fun piece of my past..." Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 Granted, but you remember everything regarding that game from your past. And forget about everything happening to you now. I wish I could stop thinking about the name Doctor Vein Devnull. Trust me, D. V. it's not my intention to annoy you. If I could forget about it I would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 Granted. But Doctor Vein Devnull was his true name, and the reason he was annoyed by it was that its use gives you power over him - though you didn't know that was the case. Now that you've forgotten it, DV has no weaknesses. I wish the above was true... from a certain point of view. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 Granted, but since D. V. Devnull still hates that name he still beats you up for calling him that. I wish for an unexpected turn of events. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 Granted, but they don't result in your favor (read: you get maimed by a freak train accident). I wish I was an instant expert at anything I wanted to learn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 I wish I was an instant expert at anything I wanted to learn.Granted, but the CIA catches wind, and you end up spending the rest of your life as a spy who's constantly under stress without any chance of a meaningful relationship. Result? You die single, unmarried, and no children to pass on your DNA legacy. :boohoo: I wish for an AC/Heater Thermometer Controller with the ability to be set for a field of temperatures, from a minimum to a maximum, that it would keep the air from getting colder/warmer than. It would sure help with keeping energy usage down in both the Summer and Winter months, seeing as those are the months where it's harder to keep air temperature regulated. :geek: ~D. V. "Having one of those geek dream moments..." Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 Granted, but its cost is immense. (Also, your corruption was more of a benefit. I have no interest in a love life or carrying on a legacy) I wish I wasn't prone to boredom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 Granted, you end up prone to always having something to do, even when you should be sleeping. This results in you getting so little sleep that the sleep deprivation kills you. :twisted: I wish you would quit trying to get people to think of ways to kill you! :angry: ~Mr. D. V. "Not liking these morbid thoughts..." Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 Granted, they now annoy, which is even worse. Yes, being annoyed is worse than being killed. I wish that every time some random guy in the US got money, it would be redirected towards me. I love ruining a person's life so he can't get money. :twisted: Also, try to be original with your corruption. I don't wanna be arrested or something cliché like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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