February 9, 200620 yr You get a purple pineapple, but I use my lv 29 Magic to change it into a . . . What did I change it into?
February 9, 200620 yr you change it into a purple pile of gold because you are both on LSD, it was never a pinapple to begine with I wish I could shoot spagetti out of my fingertips Horus was weak, Abbadon was a fool, but I Karkan, chosen of the chaos gods, shall conquer Terra, I shall kill the false emperor. Under my blood stained banner, chaos shall rule the universe
February 9, 200620 yr u can shoot spagetti out your finger tips but it gets stuck in your mouth and kills u by suffication. i wish my wish for a purple pineapple was actually a wish for a red penguin Thanks to DrCue at DeviantArt for the signature source
February 9, 200620 yr you got a red penguin, but it got wet and the paint washed off. I wish I was able to make POHs come out faster!
February 9, 200620 yr Jagex comes out with them but suprise your computer crashes and you are forced to get a stinky one that goes so slow that you can't get on runescape EVER!!!! i wish i could remember to put my pencils in my pocket b4 i leave for school 96% of teens will not stand up for Christ. If you're one of the 4% that will, put this in your signature.
February 9, 200620 yr Off-topic: Macintosh can't crash! HAHAHA!!! I win! On-topic: You remember once, but sit down and pencils stab into your thigh, causing lead posioning and you have your leg amputated. I wish I could control the passage of time! *Freezes time* lol *unfreezes time, except for the next person to post*
February 10, 200620 yr You can't I sealed all time passages with my magical taco powers.I wish I was a dancing banana.
February 10, 200620 yr You turn into a dancing banana But at the same time you also get turned in to a dancing banana emoticon by microsoft! I wish I could know what my next wish is!
February 10, 200620 yr u do, but a government memory wipe fixes that i wish i could come up good wishes
February 10, 200620 yr You finally think a great wish, but then the Wishing Machine breaks and you can't do much with it. I wish I had a giant killer rubber duck that eats people who have purple hair.
February 10, 200620 yr You win one in a competition...which involves dyeing you hair purple! I wish someone whold buy my holy symbols... http://forum.tip.it/viewtopic.php?t=399148
February 10, 200620 yr you did, but a warp hole apeared inside of your stomach sucking all objects inside i wish i had more Dr Pepper Horus was weak, Abbadon was a fool, but I Karkan, chosen of the chaos gods, shall conquer Terra, I shall kill the false emperor. Under my blood stained banner, chaos shall rule the universe
February 10, 200620 yr You drank more Doctor Pepper, but it went straight out your nose, covered in mucus and thus undrinkable. I wish I was good at maths :shock:
February 10, 200620 yr u aren't, and the same goes for the other subjects too I wish I worked for Jagex.
February 11, 200620 yr They offer you a postion! But you start boasting to your friends the day before you start (and get your gold crown) and get banned for impersonating a member of Jagex! I wish I could find a job!
February 11, 200620 yr You find a job working for Chuck Norris, but then one day you tick him off and he roundhouse kicks you to the face killing you instantly. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: I wish that i could get some trix without chuck norris punching me in the face (see below for refrence)
February 11, 200620 yr You do and all is hunky dorry but then chuck norris finds out ans is enraged so he comes and round house kicks you in the face haha :D :D oh i wish the kids would stop torturing the poor rabbit and give him some trix! Join the petition for a new bank page layout! -This is the best thing since sliced bread!!
February 11, 200620 yr The kids do finally give the bunny the trix, but they laced it with poison. Thus the bunny dies, and the kids nail him to a cross and burn him. I wish there were more bunnies to kill.. In Khazakstan we say God, Man, Horse, Dog, then Woman, Rat and small cockroach..M.A.D 4 Lyfe
February 11, 200620 yr There are more bunnies to kill, but they are supernatural bunnies that kill you. I wish my parents don't find out about my grade(50%)
February 11, 200620 yr They don't, but then they find out about a 40% grade later on. I wish that the leprachaun would just give up his lucky charms without poisoning them or inserting an explosive device in them.
February 11, 200620 yr allright the leperchaun gives up his lucky charms but then kids find out the secret ingredient is chopped up roasted bunnies and are sick and disgusted I wish people would stop wish for somthing to do with cereal :x Join the petition for a new bank page layout! -This is the best thing since sliced bread!!
February 12, 200620 yr but "They're Grrreat!" :lol: I wish I was better at claymation than I am currently (in relation to earlier posts about Trix: This is from Family Guy) >Peter: This is almost as disturbing as that Japanese Trix commercial! >Kids: Silly Rabbit, Trix are for kids! >Rabbit: NO! YOU SHARE! *Rabbit dives at kid and punches him out of chair, punches a second away from table, and finnaly snaps the third kid's neck, grabs cereal, and runs off* Oh look, I found it!
February 12, 200620 yr You get better at Claymation then you are, but eventually Assassin bunnies from Germany shoot you. I wish I was 4 inches taller.
February 12, 200620 yr You are, but then you keep growing ang growing anf growing until the goverment's Sea Monster Responce Team, who is NOT a waste of money, find you and coveres you with seaweed, attacks you and sticks you in a cage with a rabid monkey and a depressed chimp. I wish I could fly without dieing or getting hurt, pained, caged, captured, flogged, beaten, bruised, sewn, chickened, flapped, or anything bad in any way, whatsoever. Please.
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