(he)

 

 

 

You can fly now! Except, you get too close to the sun and your brain melts. You live the rest of your life in a loony bin.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I could be rich.

you get kidnapped and held for a ransom of all your riches

 

 

 

i wish nobody corrupts my wish

too bad i just did :twisted:

 

 

 

i wish ti be struck by......a flying ice cream truck......AND LIVE!!!!!!

While you are sitting at the computer, the flying ice cream truck crashes into you, but doesn't kill you. You start dancing around with joy, but the ice cream in the truck drops out and suffocates you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had an infinite supply of cabbages in a special cabbage pouch that let me throw cabbages at unsuspecting runescapers.

You get one in the mail and play around with it, but it turns out it was sent from Al Quada and it blows up.

*Pokes the doctor* No wish mr. :D

 

 

 

I wish that I could hold a karaoke party on here. Hmmmmm :-k

*Pokes the doctor* No wish mr. :D

 

 

 

I wish that I could hold a karaoke party on here. Hmmmmm :-k

 

 

 

All the bad singing drives you to insanity. Someone actually sings "Little Razorblade" and butchers it terribly.

 

 

 

I wish... :pray: I wish for... full guthan rawr!

While wandering around in Lumbridge, someone gives you a full guthan. When you put it on, however, Phileas the guide in Lumbridge gets jealous and one-hits you with his staff. He takes the armour, but is feeling generous, so he lets you keep your items.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I could change the weather.

You can now change the weather, but not at will. The weather is directly affected by your emotions. You end up having an argument with someone you're close to about something unrelated and later that night they're killed after being hit by lightening during a freak storm. You're arrested but they can never directly prove you did it, so you're set free but trapped for the rest of your life by guilt.

 

 

 

I wish for nothing more than simple serenity.

You die.

 

 

 

I wish Runescape would finally give me members...

 

 

 

(Ive been waiting for over 2weeks now :wall: )

You are so incredibly calm and happy that you fall into a vegetative state. Since ignorance is bliss, and since your brain does even less in a vegetative state, you grow happier and less conscious in a continuous cycle. After a week or so, your body slows to the point where your heart stops.

 

 

 

EDIT: gah, curse you kryptic for posting right before me!!!

 

 

 

Ok...new wish to corrupt...you get keylogged right after you sign into members for the first time :P

 

 

 

I wish that the person under me does not have a keyboard so that he/she cannot type in a response.

Granted. I used the character map instead of the key board. :ÃÆÃâÃâ¦Ã¾

 

God that took a long time. :shock:

 

 

 

I wish that I could move things with telekinesis. That would rawk.

Unfortunately an un-known side effect of telekinenis is an increase in mental unstability (You start licking random objects and saying "Ni" at random. This will affect anyone you try to telekinisisesessesinseses. "Ni".

 

 

 

I wish that "Ni" I would "Ni" be able to "Ni" fly like a "Ni" bird "Ni".

the knights who say "Ni" grant you this ability

 

 

 

unfortunately, the word "it" is like kryptonite to you people, so i cause you to fall several thousand feet from the sky :P

 

 

 

i wish that the person under me does not have an internet connection so that he/she cannot post a reply :twisted:

 

 

 

P.S. IT!! it, it, it, it, IT!

 

 

 

 

 

it!

muahahaha i am using internet so your puny little dream is conquered. oh yeah you soon won't be

 

 

 

 

 

i wish for my wish to not come true (heheehe paradox)

Your wish turned back from the cycle and decided to grant your ungranted wish (YOu wished to be a princess you are now a prince) HAHAHA!! I'm so weird and :twisted:

 

 

 

I wish someone wouldn't post on this thread ever again :twisted:

Well, lets just say that was a bad wish

 

 

 

I wish Im lvl 99 in all stats

Granted. In light of your recent acheivement Jagex bans you for autoing.

 

 

 

I wish I had a dragon axe. Cutting yews with rune is so slow, I only got 1k yew logs yesterday!

You get a dragon axe cut down a yew tree and it smashes you

 

 

 

I wish I could know what you weren't going to wish for

Bad luck mate, you will know in a few seconds!

 

 

 

I wish for total world domination

Granted, but a large mass of people, most of them your former followers, rise up in a spectacular coup de'tat when they grow weary of your dictatorship and oppression.

 

 

 

I wish I could be left alone.

you are turned into eddie murphy and surronded by fans and paparazzies

 

 

 

i wish i had a million bucks (i hope someone gets it right)

your wish is granted and 1m male deer appear in your house.

YES!!!! he got the joke right!!!!!!

 

 

 

you didnt make a wish so i turn you into a genie for and entire millenium(im free!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

 

 

 

i wish pacan pie was actually made from peas in a can

You wish is granted but at the cost of sending you to LetterView (literal land) where everything makes since and are trapped there forever.

 

 

 

I wish that my wish would either be granted or not granted(lets see how you deal with this one)