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Student's jaw blown off by gum

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Sounds like a job for Mythbusters.

 

If they can confirm it the student will surely get a Darwin award.

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That is why you don't mix your gum with anything else.

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I think he just made a mistake, while doing a task repetitively. He may have had a lapse in thought and dipped into the wrong substance. He certainly won't make that mistake again though.

I was going to eat hot dogs for dinner tonight. I think I will settle for cereal.

 

OPEN WIDE HERE COMES THE HELICOPTER.

Surely being a scientist, he should know that Citric Acid isn't for putting in your mouth.

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Well Jack, if you were a scientist, you'd know citric acid is found in some fruits and vegetables, and used as a food additive. I think it is safe..

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Well Jack, if you were a scientist, you'd know citric acid is found in some fruits and vegetables, and used as a food additive. I think it is safe..

Isn't it also a color preservative?

Oh and add water and sugar and you have a weird Lemonorange-aid!

Wongton is better than me in anyway~~

 

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Surely being a scientist, he should know that Citric Acid isn't for putting in your mouth.

Oranges have citric acid.

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Well Jack, if you were a scientist, you'd know citric acid is found in some fruits and vegetables, and used as a food additive. I think it is safe..

Isn't it also a color preservative?

Oh and add water and sugar and you have a weird Lemonorange-aid!

 

Sure, it's safe to drink when it's been taken directly out the fruit for example, not exactly safe to put in his mouth when he's been experimenting with it which was the thing I tried to imply. What kind of scientist would put it in their mouth whilst chewing gum anyways lol? Let alone when it was covered in an 'explosive substance'.

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Jack, let me put it simply.

 

He was dipping his gum in CITRIC ACID, now, another compound was in a similar packet, and he got them mixed up, therefore dipping the gum into this more volatile compound. When he puts the gum in his mouth, instead of having an altered flavour, it goes BOOM.

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I read this as i chewed my melon mint Orbit gum i smuggled from Montenegro, crazy story bet that crime scene must of been messy.

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Those with a little bit of knowledge are more dangerous than those with none.

Sure, it's safe to drink when it's been taken directly out the fruit for example, not exactly safe to put in his mouth when he's been experimenting with it which was the thing I tried to imply.

In order to avoid "contaminating" powder chemicals, they are poured directly from the container they're kept in into another smaller one, and then they're taken with whatever this is called in English from the second container.

Considering no other chemicals than citric acid entered the original container during previous experiments, it's in no way dangerous.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

The name of that item is in the filename: Spatula.

Oh. I figured that would be it but I only found cookware when I googled it. Thanks :)

[Edit] I know it's spatule in french, I took it from the French Wikipedia so I thought I'd read the name in French.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

Oh. I figured that would be it but I only found cookware when I googled it. Thanks :)

 

In French, it's "spatule".

 

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(Assuming from your location that French is your first language since you seem to be implying that English isn't your first language.)

SWAG

 

Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on.

In an unrelated incident, there was a man seen with a revolver walking away from the scene of the crime. Eyewitnesses assume he just wanted to borrow a piece of chewing gum from the victim.

 

I'm kidding, but it seems so unrealistic. I'm sure it's plausible, but wouldn't he have noticed that his gum was dipped in something?

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I know this thread is two weeks' dead, but still...

 

In an unrelated incident, there was a man seen with a revolver walking away from the scene of the crime. Eyewitnesses assume he just wanted to borrow a piece of chewing gum from the victim.

 

I'm kidding, but it seems so unrealistic. I'm sure it's plausible, but wouldn't he have noticed that his gum was dipped in something?

I'm pretty sure he DID know it was dipped in something, just that he didn't know it was dipped in the WRONG something.

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by the time he realized it didn't have any flavor, it was just about to explode, and it was too late top stop it >.>

Can I be completely honest? I thought the topic said "Student's jaw blown off by gun".

 

But when I looked again and saw it said "gum", I was all like "Holy[cabbage]whatthe[bleep]?"

What an absolute moron.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

 

 

... yea that's all i can come up with.

The last two posts have added so much to the topic. It's mind blowing.

Make that the last three. :twss:

 

 

I thought the sore jaw muscles I got from chewing 3 gumballs at once were bad....

The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.

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I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.

I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(

Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:

I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.

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The last two posts have added so much to the topic. It's mind blowing.

Nice pun?

 

And TTanT, try chewing 14 gumballs at once ;) .

 

Yes, another mindless post.

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This won a Darwin Award.

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