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Sounds like a job for Mythbusters.

What's there to solve? You put something in your mouth that explodes in liquid, and it explodes in liquid.

Explosion + Mythbusters, do we really need a good reason?

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Okaaay... if he really confused those two things (bubble-gum and something lethal), then Darwinism is was at work here. (The stupid/weak/etc die, the strong/smart/etc survive)

 

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Okaaay... if he really confused those two things (bubble-gum and something lethal), then Darwinism is was at work here. (The stupid/weak/etc die, the strong/smart/etc survive)

 

Edit: @Mage_Man: agreed, the Mythbusters can create an explosion from almost nothing !

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Anyone here read Alex Rider? Anyone here know of the super-inflating chewing gum he used once to break out of a cell?

 

I immediately thought of that.

 

I LOVED that series. Hehe, I actually remember that XD

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A man is dead.

 

The circumstances were odd, yes. But it does not mean he was an idiot. Lapses in thought are common while performing repetitive actions (like, say, chewing gum and ripping open packets).

 

There could have been several reasons for death, right?

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A man is dead.

 

The circumstances were odd, yes. But it does not mean he was an idiot. Lapses in thought are common while performing repetitive actions (like, say, chewing gum and ripping open packets).

 

There could have been several reasons for death, right?

 

Honestly, he should have known better than to be eating or chewing ANYTHING in a laboratory.

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A man is dead.

 

The circumstances were odd, yes. But it does not mean he was an idiot. Lapses in thought are common while performing repetitive actions (like, say, chewing gum and ripping open packets).

 

There could have been several reasons for death, right?

 

Honestly, he should have known better than to be eating or chewing ANYTHING in a laboratory.

 

Especially since there are people that are idiots in the laboratory who would do screwball things such as carrying an open container with chlorine gas billowing out of it or playing with lithium/potassium. I've seen people do the aforementioned, as well as dumping an acid down the sink instead of properly disposing the substance in a container. I've seen someone touch test tubes after heating it up over the burner and then freaking out because it burned them.

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Citric acid is commonly used to add a sour taste to food. I'm not going to blame him for pretty much squeezing lemon juice into his food, but assuming he was not in a lab at the time (do we know this?), why did he have explosive substances?

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Citric acid is commonly used to add a sour taste to food. I'm not going to blame him for pretty much squeezing lemon juice into his food, but assuming he was not in a lab at the time (do we know this?), why did he have explosive substances?

 

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This is why there is no food allowed in labs children.

 

I'm a chemistry student and I've been yelled at for having my water bottle (closed) out of my backpack during a lab session. Any food or drink on a lab is only asking for gasses and other things around to be absorbed into it, that's why you never chew gum on a lab. So I guess this guy wasn't on one, and if he was he was pretty damn stupid to dip his gum on ANYTHING while on there, since it's really easy to get substances confused when they look almost identical and you have all them scattered around your table...

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You know, I feel bad for him.... But a part of me wants to wonder what he was thinking. The other part of me just wants to laugh.... :(

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Well, that's a first. Now this will probably give bad ideas to some people. Next we're going to see chicken in acid.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citric_acid

 

A weak organic acid. Like I said, that part of the story isn't dangerous, it's the possession of explosives that is.

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Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

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Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

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I actually laughed out loud when i read 'Investigators suspect the student confused the packets and put gum covered with explosive material into his mouth.'

 

Its gruesome, but damn, its the kind of thing you would see in a cartoon.

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I actually laughed out loud when i read 'Investigators suspect the student confused the packets and put gum covered with explosive material into his mouth.'

 

Its gruesome, but damn, its the kind of thing you would see in a cartoon.

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that made me chuckle, oh im so funny.

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I actually laughed out loud when i read 'Investigators suspect the student confused the packets and put gum covered with explosive material into his mouth.'

 

Its gruesome, but damn, its the kind of thing you would see in a cartoon.

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that made me chuckle, oh im so funny.

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