February 5, 201016 yr That principal is being soft on the kids. They shouldn't be able to use shoe laces either, they are weapons in the hands of children, I tell you!!What about pencils? Those things are SHARP and easily portableCafeteria food is a choking hazard.
February 5, 201016 yr "I'm never bringing a toy to school again," said Patrick, whose favorite subject is mathHaha.My primary school had a rule where no-one was allowed to bring toy guns in, but they meant like cap-guns and air-rifles and such, not tiny guns for an action figure or something.The world nowadays... I meant saying that his favorite subject was math. No relation guns. Or even legos for that matter. ~~~The Harpy List~~~Harpy Facts~~~It's Super Effective~~~The Beginning~~~Harpy Therapy Center~~~Alg~~~Jedi Harpy~~~Rohirrim~~~Attenuation~~~
February 5, 201016 yr The desks must be 2 1/2 feet high! Friggin death traps, our schools. Get back here so I can rub your butt.
February 5, 201016 yr That principal is being soft on the kids. They shouldn't be able to use shoe laces either, they are weapons in the hands of children, I tell you!!What about pencils? Those things are SHARP and easily portableAnd textbooks! Those things weigh like 5 pounds! Brain damage! Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
February 5, 201016 yr I take my knife to school everyday. some schools need to lrn2chill. My school that I attended in 6th grade (in Kansas) allowed us to bring pocket knives to school so long as we deposited them at the office before going to class. Apparently kids there liked pocket knives. This old friend of my father once gave me a nice, antique Kershaw pocket knife before we moved, but I have since lost it. Now I'm sad. Oh, and I don't get a raging flip about this story. [cabbage] happens. People are idiots. Whatever. EDIT: Here's a picture of the knife, if anyone's interested: RIP Knifey. :( SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on.
February 5, 201016 yr "I'm never bringing a toy to school again," said Patrick, whose favorite subject is mathHaha.My primary school had a rule where no-one was allowed to bring toy guns in, but they meant like cap-guns and air-rifles and such, not tiny guns for an action figure or something.The world nowadays... I meant saying that his favorite subject was math. No relation guns. Or even legos for that matter.Yeah, thats what i was laughing at. It isn't in the castle, It isn't in the mist, It's a calling of the waters, As they break to show, The new Black Death, With reactors aglow, Do you think your security, Can keep you in purity, You will not shake us off above or belowScottish frictionScottish fiction
February 5, 201016 yr Wow, just wow. Why do schools try to eliminate any reference to guns except for educational purposes? Seriously, we can't even draw guns but yet in History we are learning about WW2. School censorship = fail. It disgusts me when they hide reality.
February 5, 201016 yr Yep. You know those anti-drug PSA's they constantly throw at us? The ones about the drugs most of us wouldn't have even heard of or considered using if it wasn't for their crap? Get back here so I can rub your butt.
February 5, 201016 yr A kid brought a real gun to my school a while ago. He was caught though. 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!
February 5, 201016 yr Lego gunLego = Indinia JonesIndinia Jones = Guns and saving peopleGuns = killing people(Guns=Killing people) = (Guns and saving people)Divide people and mupltipy both sides by negative-Guns=-killing people = -Guns= killing peopleDoing algebra..-1+1=0-x+x=0They cancel outThis article = 0 That or I suck at math. Don't you know the first rule of MMO's? Anyone higher level than you has no life, and anyone lower than you is a noob. People in OT eat glass when they are bored.
February 5, 201016 yr A kid brought a real gun to my school a while ago. He was caught though. Attention seeking or trying to frag like a pro? or both? And what happened to him? did they just let him walk away?
February 5, 201016 yr A kid brought a real gun to my school a while ago. He was caught though. Attention seeking or trying to frag like a pro? or both? And what happened to him? did they just let him walk away?He was a gangster. No idea what happened to him. 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!
February 5, 201016 yr This kid deserves the death penalty, nothing less. Next shock news story please.
February 5, 201016 yr This kid deserves the death penalty, nothing less. Next shock news story please. I agree. Article 9080 of the Constitution requires that if someone is brought into a General Court for these charges, they should be hanged by the neck until dead, unless found innocent. Depending on the jurisdiction, the child may be subject to mercy -- 10 lashes upon the back during a public flogging. SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on.
February 5, 201016 yr "I'm never bringing a toy to school again," said Patrick, whose favorite subject is mathHaha.My primary school had a rule where no-one was allowed to bring toy guns in, but they meant like cap-guns and air-rifles and such, not tiny guns for an action figure or something.The world nowadays... I meant saying that his favorite subject was math. No relation guns. Or even legos for that matter.Yeah, thats what i was laughing at.Human interest story, ya know. Gotta make the people seem real and connected. Guns in schools? Yeah, there was this kid in high school who reported seeing someone with a gun and basically sent my entire school into lockdown and brought every, and I mean EVERY law enforcement agency in the county to the school. The game, fish, and parks office was there for crying out loud! Anyway, we were escorted from our classrooms after like 3 hours one class at a time by a swat team in full gear and led to a "secure building" across the street. Couple hours later, it was announced that the kid had been lying the whole time and there was no gun. <_< Anyway, after that everyone was released to go home for the day. This story? Really? I could snap that thing in half without even trying. I understand a zero tolerance policy, but to even consider suspension in this circumstance is slightly ridiculous.
February 5, 201016 yr A kid brought a real gun to my school a while ago. He was caught though. Attention seeking or trying to frag like a pro? or both? And what happened to him? did they just let him walk away?He was a gangster. No idea what happened to him.Now now, they prefer the term "Gangbanging Americans". You have to be politically correct while instituting your bat[cabbage] zero tolerance policy on action figures. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
February 5, 201016 yr "The mother said she expects an apology and may sue." Oh, the mother may sue. talk about overreacting, haha. Of course it's nonsense of that school woman. When we were at elementary school next to playing football we played 'war'... Signature by Maurice SendakWhen the stars make you drool just like a pasta fazool, that's amore!
February 5, 201016 yr I'm surprised no one has mentioned the OP's sadistic way of responding to the principal. That should really be the issue here :mellow: . YOU! ATTEND TET EVENTS! CLICK HERE!
February 6, 201016 yr This kid deserves the death penalty, nothing less. Next shock news story please. I agree. Article 9080 of the Constitution requires that if someone is brought into a General Court for these charges, they should be hanged by the neck until dead, unless found innocent. Depending on the jurisdiction, the child may be subject to mercy -- 10 lashes upon the back during a public flogging. We must do something against the madman!
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