Very true. I think the funniest are extreme conservatives and liberals.

Out of context quotes. My Business teacher did that once, I raged. :(

"Can we pretend that aeroplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars?"

no, no you may not, now go and come up with something original

-Having something important to say that was right on the tip of your tongue and then having it get lost into the abyss of your mind forever.

Or remembering it 5 minutes later, when it is no longer so important.

Having a great idea, not being able to write it down, and then promptly forgetting about it.

 

I also tend to make it worse by agonizing over it for hours on end, if I felt that it was a particularly worthwhile stroke of inspiration.

When people leave 1 square of toilet paper on the roll to avoid changing it.

-Having something important to say that was right on the tip of your tongue and then having it get lost into the abyss of your mind forever.

Or remembering it 5 minutes later, when it is no longer so important.

Reminds me of the Cracked Article on coolest foreign words.

 

Espirit d'escalier (French)

Means:

 

When you think of the perfect verbal comeback... much too late.

 

So you're at a social gathering and a friend, in front of your peers, points at your chest and says, "Good sir, is that your shirt, or did you just vomit on your torso?"

 

The sting of his insult renders you wordless. Then, mere moments later, just as you've exited the room to the cacophony of humiliating laughter that will be the soundtrack to the rest of your life, you come up with the perfect comeback. Only moments later, but still much, much too late (note, the correct comeback was, "Neither, this is a special shirt created by scientists at the FBI to identify pedophiles, as it is specifically designed to offend their sensibilities to the point that they must comment. You will now be added to a sex offender registry").

 

To contribute to the thread; Overcrowded buses and trains. Especially with a bum sitting next to you. =/////////

I really hate it when a friend bails on your to go hang out with another friend, especially when he's already at your house. Let me give the scenario, as it just happened.

 

I got a call last night (technically this morning) saying to pick up my best friend, it was about 1:30 AM, but I did it anyway. He stayed at my house and went to my bowling class in the morning with me. After that we came back to my house and played a game of League of Legends when he gets a phone call from a friend. Now, before I left to pick him up he told me that he would hang out with me all day, because he wanted to, play some games, eat some food, go some places. So I'm like :thumbup: . So anyway, while he's on the phone next to me he says, "What are we going to do?" "OK, that sounds pretty fun, yeah just pick me up at Zach's house and we'll go." And I'm sitting there like, really dude? You bail on me after being here for an hour after we already planned on hanging out. This guy has also been my best friend for six years, so I'm a little upset with him. Before he left I told him that he better be back later. He said, "Yeah, maybe. If I tell him to take me back to your house he will, so we'll see."

 

TL;DR: My friend said he'd hang out with me all day, then says he'll hang out with someone else while sitting next to me and doesn't know if he'll be back later, I'm pissed.

I really hate it when a friend bails on your to go hang out with another friend, especially when he's already at your house. Let me give the scenario, as it just happened.

 

I got a call last night (technically this morning) saying to pick up my best friend, it was about 1:30 AM, but I did it anyway. He stayed at my house and went to my bowling class in the morning with me. After that we came back to my house and played a game of League of Legends when he gets a phone call from a friend. Now, before I left to pick him up he told me that he would hang out with me all day, because he wanted to, play some games, eat some food, go some places. So I'm like :thumbup: . So anyway, while he's on the phone next to me he says, "What are we going to do?" "OK, that sounds pretty fun, yeah just pick me up at Zach's house and we'll go." And I'm sitting there like, really dude? You bail on me after being here for an hour after we already planned on hanging out. This guy has also been my best friend for six years, so I'm a little upset with him. Before he left I told him that he better be back later. He said, "Yeah, maybe. If I tell him to take me back to your house he will, so we'll see."

 

TL;DR: My friend said he'd hang out with me all day, then says he'll hang out with someone else while sitting next to me and doesn't know if he'll be back later, I'm pissed.

Wow. He probably just wasn't thinking. You'd think he might invite you to hang out with the other friend though.

 

He sounds like an [wagon].

I really hate it when a friend bails on your to go hang out with another friend, especially when he's already at your house. Let me give the scenario, as it just happened.

 

I got a call last night (technically this morning) saying to pick up my best friend, it was about 1:30 AM, but I did it anyway. He stayed at my house and went to my bowling class in the morning with me. After that we came back to my house and played a game of League of Legends when he gets a phone call from a friend. Now, before I left to pick him up he told me that he would hang out with me all day, because he wanted to, play some games, eat some food, go some places. So I'm like :thumbup: . So anyway, while he's on the phone next to me he says, "What are we going to do?" "OK, that sounds pretty fun, yeah just pick me up at Zach's house and we'll go." And I'm sitting there like, really dude? You bail on me after being here for an hour after we already planned on hanging out. This guy has also been my best friend for six years, so I'm a little upset with him. Before he left I told him that he better be back later. He said, "Yeah, maybe. If I tell him to take me back to your house he will, so we'll see."

 

TL;DR: My friend said he'd hang out with me all day, then says he'll hang out with someone else while sitting next to me and doesn't know if he'll be back later, I'm pissed.

Wow. He probably just wasn't thinking. You'd think he might invite you to hang out with the other friend though.

 

He sounds like an [wagon].

It's a mutual friend of ours, but honestly, I don't really like the guy. I guess that makes it worse though, that he would rather hang out with someone I don't like much, than me. And he's not an ass at all, he's one of the nicest people I know, I just don't get why the hell he would do that.

Having a great idea, not being able to write it down, and then promptly forgetting about it.

 

I also tend to make it worse by agonizing over it for hours on end, if I felt that it was a particularly worthwhile stroke of inspiration.

I once woke up in the middle of the night with an idea for a crime novel-type thing. It was all there in my mind, and I decided not to write it down because of how clearly I had it and I didn't want to turn on the light or fumble around for a notebook.

You can guess what happened in the morning.

 

DAMN YOU LATE-NIGHT EPIPHANIES!!

Having a great idea, not being able to write it down, and then promptly forgetting about it.

 

I also tend to make it worse by agonizing over it for hours on end, if I felt that it was a particularly worthwhile stroke of inspiration.

I once woke up in the middle of the night with an idea for a crime novel-type thing. It was all there in my mind, and I decided not to write it down because of how clearly I had it and I didn't want to turn on the light or fumble around for a notebook.

You can guess what happened in the morning.

 

DAMN YOU LATE-NIGHT EPIPHANIES!!

I once had a late-night epiphany involving nihilism, unicorns, and Plato's Academy. I wrote it down in my dream journal (which is now buried in a drawer somewhere because I don't have dreams often anymore). I think it ended with some revelation about how "our existence is nothing/ we're not actually real" and I thought this was hilarious because unicorns are imaginary (the unicorns were the only characters in the story, including the one who has the revelation).

 

I woke up in the morning and was like WTF.

I hate it when I can't read my dream journal, because I wrote in it in the dark. I was looking back, and an entry was all scribbled, upside down. All it said was "I am wet."

I hate it when I can't read my dream journal, because I wrote in it in the dark. I was looking back, and an entry was all scribbled, upside down. All it said was "I am wet."

Thanks for the insight into a day in the life of Shiny.

I hate it when I can't read my dream journal, because I wrote in it in the dark. I was looking back, and an entry was all scribbled, upside down. All it said was "I am wet."

Thanks for the insight into a day in the life of Shiny.

 

That is how I usually wake up :mrgreen:

I hate it when I can't read my dream journal, because I wrote in it in the dark. I was looking back, and an entry was all scribbled, upside down. All it said was "I am wet."

Thanks for the insight into a day in the life of Shiny.

 

That is how I usually wake up :mrgreen:

Sleep makes Shiny wet?

People who walk behind you. Some ass just decided to watch me play a game for the past 2 minutes =/

Realizing that you're breathing and thus switching to manual breathing.

Realizing that you're breathing and thus switching to manual breathing.

Gtfo.

 

One of the things that annoy me; When you have an itch that you can't scratch.

Realizing that you're breathing and thus switching to manual breathing.

 

If that's trolling; GTFO.

 

If not, you might want to see a doctor, or more likely, a psychologist.

When I read a post in this thread that makes me lose the game.

 

 

[hide][hide][hide]THE GAME[/hide][/hide][/hide]

Realizing that you're breathing and thus switching to manual breathing.

 

If that's trolling; GTFO.

 

If not, you might want to see a doctor, or more likely, a psychologist.

 

Why that happens to me too... :wall:

Manually breathing? Pssh, try manually blinking.

 

:mrgreen:

Manually breathing? Pssh, try manually blinking.

 

:mrgreen:

 

Now I'm doing both. Ffffffffffffffffff-

Manually breathing? Pssh, try manually blinking.

 

:mrgreen:

 

Now I'm doing both. Ffffffffffffffffff-

I'm too lazy to do either. :mellow: