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Do you wink every time when you fire your hexhunter?

 

That was definitely a metaphor for sex.

I was only referring to the gif, until you pointed that out.

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In real life MMO you don't get 99 smithing by making endless bronze daggers.

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im meta phor sex if you are, obt.

I have all the 99s, and have been playing since 2001. Comped 4/30/15 

My Araxxi Kills: 459::Araxxi Drops(KC):

Araxxi Hilts: 4x Eye (14/126/149/459), Web - (100) Fang (193)

Araxxi Legs Completed: 5 ---Top (69/206/234/292/361), Middle (163/176/278/343/395), Bottom (135/256/350/359/397)
Boss Pets: Supreme - 848 KC

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Sir, we found the victim dead in a GD with multiple arrow wounds.

 

"It seems like someone..."

 

*Puts on Sunglasses*

 

"Hexhunted him down."

 

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1. Open Facebook.

2. Approve friend request from cute girl who goes to my school.

3. Initiate conversation with girl.

4. Acquire girl's number.

5. Ask girl out.

6. Girl says yes.

7. ????

8. Stay tuned.

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To put it bluntly, [bleep] off.

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Saging?

Why were you in a CP thread anyway

Saging kills a thread.

 

At least, I think.

 

Sage allows you to post in a thread without bumping it, new[bleep].

 

Anyway, kinda sorta STORY TIME that isn't exciting, but worth noting.

 

So I went on my date. She was very attractive in person and we basically just sat down and talked about all kinds of [cabbage] for two or three hours. Literally nonstop talking, which was a really nice change of pace; I'm so used to girls being completely shallow and uninteresting. At the end I walked her to car and she said she had a great time, etc, and that she wanted to see me again. So I made it obvious that I was about to go in for a kiss (I don't know how to describe the type of body language that suggests you're about to try to kiss someone, so take my word for it), and she smiled, turned her head away, and hugged me instead. She's not easy. I like that.

 

Kinda. ;)

 

But I'm hoping to see her again. We'll see. I don't believe a girl means what she says till she proves it.

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To put it bluntly, [bleep] off.

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Saging?

Why were you in a CP thread anyway

Saging kills a thread.

 

At least, I think.

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