June 25, 201016 yr This thread made me realize how boring my life has been. I might go tip a cow. Roses are red,Violets are blue.This line doesn't rhyme,And neither does this one.
June 25, 201016 yr This thread made me realize how boring my life has been. I might go tip a cow. We have a cow as an admin, you might want to be careful! A year ago someone walked into the washroom at my school and then I closed the door and turned off the lights. Only real "bad" thing I did recently really. :mellow:
June 25, 201016 yr This thread made me realize how boring my life has been. I might go tip a cow. We have a cow as an admin, you might want to be careful! A year ago someone walked into the washroom at my school and then I closed the door and turned off the lights. Only real "bad" thing I did recently really. :mellow:Hey, leave Das alone. :-w
June 25, 201016 yr I threw a screw in anger in the air. It cracked a window on the 2nd floor. I ran. Wongton is better than me in anyway~~
June 25, 201016 yr Nothing in particular stands out to me. Yeah, there were your little pranks here and there like mixing a bunch of random nasty foods and random nouns and putting them in the soap dispensers at school. Overall, my alignment is chaotic good. I don't do anything bad unless the universe does first. You put words in your soap? :blink: The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide]
June 25, 201016 yr This thread made me realize how boring my life has been. I might go tip a cow. We have a cow as an admin, you might want to be careful!Whoops. :uhh: Roses are red,Violets are blue.This line doesn't rhyme,And neither does this one.
June 25, 201016 yr I wound up a Violin at school so much the strings broke. Wow I just realised how much my life sucks.
June 25, 201016 yr :uhh:Stop stealing my thunder. One time in preschool I chucked a snowball at another kid... yeah I was a pretty well-behaved young one.
June 25, 201016 yr :uhh:Stop stealing my thunder.Sorry, but :unsure: just doesn't have the same effect. Roses are red,Violets are blue.This line doesn't rhyme,And neither does this one.
June 25, 201016 yr This thread made me realize how boring my life has been. I might go tip a cow.Tip a cow? As in, flip it over?If you want to go badass, run up to a bull, sacktap it, then run like hell. It's fun. Once. Then you can't walk normal for a week. But hey, it really is worth it! Anyone ever tried to literally shock a friend? It's simple: when you are close to an electric wire (the basic stuff most farmers use for their cattle), grab your friends hand, then grab the wire. Let go of the wire before your friend manages to get loose, else you get shocked. Ah, their responses <3: Credits to Littleboy for the signature.
June 26, 201016 yr Worse things I can think I have done involve fireworks... Shooting at cars with Roman Candles, throwing fireworks into people's yards, and I remember one of my friends got hold of a 10 inch (or something along those lines, it was big, and made a BIG explosion) ground-shell... Good times, good times.
June 26, 201016 yr Ah. I've got one. Operation Stalin.(It didn't actually have a name. But that'll do) On the first day of year 9 History, two of my mates an I stood in awe of the awesomeness that was a cardboard cutout of Stalin. A forgotten History assignment that now lived within the room that we had History in. On that day, we decided that by the end of year 10 (When'd we stop doing History) we'd steal Stalin. We passed through many an oppurtunity to steal him but being stopped last minute by the teacher returning. We had tried to steal it by walking out with it at the end of class, but aslas, it never worked. Fast forward to the end of year 10. About ten or so weeks from the end of school, our class started painting shizz all over the classroom, with some of our friends staying in during recess and lunch when they couldn't be bothered to go outside. We took this as the final chance to get him. So we moved in... Nah. We walked up, checked to see if the teacher was in there, got him and walked out. Many wtfs and lulz walking past people. We stashed it in a mate's parent's car and that was the end of that. Stalin now lives in my mate's place. Living out a nice life. :thumbup: [hide] [/hide] #KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21. #rpgformod
June 27, 201016 yr Legally any cell phone that works has to be able to dial 911. I go into bars. "Sneak" I guess. Even though all I do is tell them I'm not drinking because I'm driving. Usually I get a "don't cause trouble." I'm such a badass. What's 911? I'm English so if it's an American number, that would explain it.The emergency number to call. If it's like Australia's 000 you call for police, fire brigade and ambulance. Steam | PM me for BBM PIN Nine naked men is a technological achievement. Quote of 2013. PCGamingWiki - Let's fix PC gaming!
June 27, 201016 yr I am :cThis thread made me sad D: [hide]Felix, je moeder.Je moeder felixJe vader, felix.Felix, je oma.Felix, je ongelofelijk gave pwnaze avatar B)Felix, je moeder.[/hide]
June 28, 201016 yr on Halloween of my senior year of highschool i decided to go as "a guy carrying a box." it was a last minute thing, i thought of it while brushing my teeth before leaving and luckily there was a decent sized box in the basement. it was big enough that i could have both arms wrapped around enough to hold the back side of it with both hands, but was about one and a half times as tall as that. i had four classes per day, and when i got to school, my first teacher who was the only one i was concerned about was fine with it. he's in the military and is very serious but with a dead pan sort of humor. anyway, next class everything is fine as well, we watched a movie and i held onto my box. third class was usually my favorite one, but we had a sub. it was physics, and i'd taken two physics classes already with the actual teacher, and i was actually her TA the next semester. because it was a sub, we watched a movie for the first part of the class, which i'd seen twice already. i went into the back of the class to work on a lab, of course while still carrying my box. after the movie ended, the sub came over and asked what i was doing or something, and i just told him i was carrying a box, and that it was my costume. he told me i needed to put it down because i couldn't do my work while holding it. I was one of the few people actually doing any work, most people were talking and i think a few were playing cards. i told him i was doing just fine, trying to brush him off. he kept coming at me with different arguments, saying i was distracting or disturbing the class, and i told him that i was one of the few people doing my work, in the back of the class, and that he was the one making it scene. people in my classes were pretty used to me doing weird things, i started carrying my own folding chair with me to all my classes during junior year, and do that sort of thing, though it didn't generally cause any mass disturbances as he seemed to think the box was doing. he was insistent and eventually phoned the office. "... won't put down a box..." etc. at this point i decided i didn't want to get suspended though i did get the vice principal to admit that he thought the sub was out of line. i regret not standing my ground more.
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