You're a troublemaker

[RpgGamer]

Stealing metal dust caps (the little screw-on tops on wheels, where you inflate the tyre) from cars. There was like a black market at primary school for those

The [bleep]?

Seriously. Kids would buy and trade with each other for them. Some kid stole these golden bullet shaped ones off some guys souped up jeep and people were offering to buy him his lunch for that week for the pair. In the end it was just a phase, like pokemon cards and pogs.

 

I vouch for this. Stealing those things off cars/bikes was huge in my area. my buddy pimped his bike out with light up disco balls he got off of some chick's SUV. Fun times :thumbup:

 

As for myself, I used to cut my parent's curtains. That's what they get for leaving scissors within reach of a 3 year old

[Skull]

I used to do lots of dumb stuff. Mostly just messing around in the woods and getting hurt. I fall off of/out of stuff a lot.

 

Uhh, some guy caught me and a friend going into an abandoned house once to hang out in the basement. He just told us we shouldn't be down there so we wouldn't get hurt. I was like 9 at the time and he was 10 or 11 so it wasn't like we were going to get arrested. It was pretty awesome though, the front door was dead-bolted but it didn't have a doorknob and my hand was small enough to fit through the gap (I was a very small kid) and undid the dead-bolt. Not bad for a 9 year old.

[Star_Fox]

I ended up stealing some of these off at the local convenience store. Didn't end up too well.

[Maleficus1055]

Ah, gas stations are so damn easy to steal from. The worker is usually this old mexican guy who doesn't care cause he's awesome, or this little old lady whose half-blind. We go in with 3/4 people, 2 people buy something, the other 2 steal (usually for soda/energy drinks, nothing major). We have jackets with stash pockets on the inside that are big enough to hold up to a can of monster. Never been caught, probably saved over 200$ apiece this way (we drink [cabbage] tons of that stuff).

[Azvareth]

I used to tear off wallpaper from the wall, and pages from books and eat them. I also ate plants we had in the house. I once also grabbed a knife from the kitchen drawer and proceeded to stab the everliving [cabbage] out of our leather sofa.

 

And when I was a bit older and allowed to roam around the neighbourhood without parental supervision, I used to gather with a group of friends up on a mountain. There was a car road right next to said mountain, and we used to stand up there and throw (or roll) down stuff on cars driving by (bags containing various types of fluids, waterballoons, big stones which we would roll down). The point was to piss them off so that they'd get out of their cars and run after us. Oh, the adrenaline rush.

 

Yes, I was a [cabbage]ty little kid and I feel bad about all of this today. Especially the throwing stuff on cars, having a license myself now. Seeing a bunch of rocks roll down onto the road towards me would freak me the hell out. Back then, however, cars were just large moving targets, and if you hit a bullseye it resulted in people chasing you which was always fun.

[Wouter828]

Stealing metal dust caps (the little screw-on tops on wheels, where you inflate the tyre) from cars. There was like a black market at primary school for those

The [bleep]?

Neil's a chav and you know it, he was already bigger than Don Corleone in primary school.

[re4p3r1]

When I was little, I thought if you dialed a number and quickly hung up the call wouldn't go through.

 

I dialed 911. They called back two minutes later and told my Mom to watch her kids better. In Spanish. How the hell they knew my mom didn't know much English and knew it was the kids is beyond me, but damn I was scared back then.

every kid does that, i did a few times. my friend and i would go to a payphone and dial 911 and ask them stupid questions

[Wavemasta]

Me and my brother once messed up a cycling tour. Turned one sign around. (So that is faced back instead of left). People didn't know where to go, so they went in all possible directions. My father saw us do it, and didn't like it :(

 

Once we decided to investige an abonded barn, crawling in through a window and unlocking the door from the inside so our friends could get in. Nothing interesting inside, but the feeling of breaking in was awesome.

 

Throwing snowballs at people and cars in winter, waterballoons in summer. The responses varied, from people throwing back to people getting mad and demanding apologies.

 

The old knock-'n-run, even better when using a toothpick. Ram the toothpick into the doorbell, break it off as short as you can, then run.

[mcneilp]

Stealing metal dust caps (the little screw-on tops on wheels, where you inflate the tyre) from cars. There was like a black market at primary school for those

The [bleep]?

Neil's a chav and you know it, he was already bigger than Don Corleone in primary school.

Haha, careful or there could be a horses head winging it's way to you. :smile:

[1_man_army]

Stealing metal dust caps (the little screw-on tops on wheels, where you inflate the tyre) from cars. There was like a black market at primary school for those

 

 

I used to do that as well, it was really popular at one point where I live.

[jasignhagj]

Im not nearly as adventurous as you guys. Me and my friends play knock knock ginger on houses, the most intense thing I've ever done is steal golf balls from the fairway on the golf course near my house.

[Myweponsg00d]

When I was in grade school (3rd or 4th grade?) I crammed the sink full of paper towels, turned the water on, and left. I did it as we were all leaving, so nobody ever discovered it until the floor was already covered in water. Did it every day for 2 weeks then stopped completely. Never got caught.

 

When I'm at stores like Wal Mart, I typically put something really big on the bottom of the cart (like a case of water) and then I pretend to forget about it. I usually get the item without paying, but sometimes the cashier sees it.

 

I also superglue coins to the ground. Bathrooms, classrooms, on the street, in the market. I'm not sure how illegal this is, but I'm sure it falls under some type of vandalism.

[jasignhagj]

Ive always wanted to get a role of nickles and throw them on the street downtown, to see if homeless people chase them.

[Roberthree]

You know black friday? The bigass sale where people do really dumb crap? Well one year a store had sales on laptops (like $200 or so for one) and my brother wanted one for college. My brother and I have always had an unusual relationship and I though that I could get this and he'd somehow notice that I think he's a cool guy and its just that I don't like talking to people.

 

I took a laptop that was on sale from someone's cart. (I was gonna pay for it, they were all gone from the shelves. I'm not a thief) I wasn't as sneaky as I thought I was and he tackled my ass to the ground. So I'm there on the ground in the women's clothing section covering my head and the cops show up (a guy got trampled last year so they had cops at the store). I was face down in full on school-tornado position when the cop told me to get up. Naturally I assumed it was the guy who's cart I had picked the computer out of. I asked him if he was going to hurt me and he said no, I look up, see the cop and about 15 old women circling me. I get questioned, tell the cops that the guy didn't hit me (it was a lie, but I'm not gonna rat the guy out after I tried to take the pc he stood in line for) and some old broad shouts out "YES HE DID I SAW HIM". Ugh. Now I feel like even more of an ass cause the guy now gets a stern talking to as well. Get taken to the back room and fill out a paper that says I can never go to the store again or they sue me for trespassing. Worst part of this: cart-guy's younger sister (or daughter, don't know) is there. Crying. I wanted to go and apologize but I had a feeling no one wanted to hear it. I get out of the store with my brother who tells me how to handle cops for like twenty minutes. Then I go home and feel nothing but shame for about three days.

 

Seriously, I made a little girl cry. Thinking about it makes me feel like an ass.

[TTanT]

You know black friday? The bigass sale where people do really dumb crap? Well one year a store had sales on laptops (like $200 or so for one) and my brother wanted one for college. My brother and I have always had an unusual relationship and I though that I could get this and he'd somehow notice that I think he's a cool guy and its just that I don't like talking to people.

 

I took a laptop that was on sale from someone's cart. (I was gonna pay for it, they were all gone from the shelves. I'm not a thief) I wasn't as sneaky as I thought I was and he tackled my ass to the ground. So I'm there on the ground in the women's clothing section covering my head and the cops show up (a guy got trampled last year so they had cops at the store). I was face down in full on school-tornado position when the cop told me to get up. Naturally I assumed it was the guy who's cart I had picked the computer out of. I asked him if he was going to hurt me and he said no, I look up, see the cop and about 15 old women circling me. I get questioned, tell the cops that the guy didn't hit me (it was a lie, but I'm not gonna rat the guy out after I tried to take the pc he stood in line for) and some old broad shouts out "YES HE DID I SAW HIM". Ugh. Now I feel like even more of an ass cause the guy now gets a stern talking to as well. Get taken to the back room and fill out a paper that says I can never go to the store again or they sue me for trespassing. Worst part of this: cart-guy's younger sister (or daughter, don't know) is there. Crying. I wanted to go and apologize but I had a feeling no one wanted to hear it. I get out of the store with my brother who tells me how to handle cops for like twenty minutes. Then I go home and feel nothing but shame for about three days.

 

Seriously, I made a little girl cry. Thinking about it makes me feel like an ass.

 

The guy was a total idiot for tackling you. A simple grab on the shoulder and a few stern words would stop most people.

 

Hence why I never shop on Black Friday. People are such idiots sometimes.

[K4ylan]

Never use a cart on black friday, take what you can grab and haul [wagon] to checkout.

[Furah]

Not much, a few cases of shoplifting as a small child, climbing and getting access to places illegally. Oh and fencing items. Never been caught.

[revanlives]

I remember back in elementary when we used to play dodgeball often. I was pretty good, better than most the girls because I could dodge anything thrown at me..except balls thrown by this one guy named Jordan. That guy was like my nemesis, inevitably, I'd fail to dodge what he threw and would get hit right in the face. So one day, I got really pissed off, and decided that once and for all I'd hit him back. I saw him, grabbed a ball, and chucked the ball as hard as I could....so hard that I completely messed up my aim and missed him by several feet. Right into the face of some poor fat girl who hadn't the slightest idea of what she was doing. She covered her face in her hands and started sobbing, the game was paused as everyone comforted her, and all her girl friends looked around demanding who had done this to her. I pretended to be as shocked and horrified as everyone else, and kept it to myself. No one found out it was me. :)

[Maleficus1055]

I remember back in elementary when we used to play dodgeball often. I was pretty good, better than most the girls because I could dodge anything thrown at me..except balls thrown by this one guy named Jordan. That guy was like my nemesis, inevitably, I'd fail to dodge what he threw and would get hit right in the face. So one day, I got really pissed off, and decided that once and for all I'd hit him back. I saw him, grabbed a ball, and chucked the ball as hard as I could....so hard that I completely messed up my aim and missed him by several feet. Right into the face of some poor fat girl who hadn't the slightest idea of what she was doing. She covered her face in her hands and started sobbing, the game was paused as everyone comforted her, and all her girl friends looked around demanding who had done this to her. I pretended to be as shocked and horrified as everyone else, and kept it to myself. No one found out it was me. :)

 

Haha that reminds me. Back in elementary school I was a bit of a chubbster, and this annoying little short kid always made fun of me. One day at recess I just got pissed off at him and chucked a basketball at his head, but he ducked and it hit the kid right behind him square on in the face.

Teasing kid: detention for teasting me.

Myself: sit on the bench till the end of recess (5 minutes left lawl)

 

That was a victory, though I felt bad for hitting that guy in the face :(

[Amaranth_GTO]

lets see...

In kindergarten I got in trouble and lost 5 minutes of recess for not sleeping during nap time.

In 4th grade this jerk in my class decided it would be funny to take my ice cream at lunch. I was taller, and had longer arms so I just reached over and grabbed it back. He got mad so he squeezed the ice cream sandwich, breaking the paper and making all the ice cream come out... right onto his stuff. So he grabs my sandwich I had for lunch and throws it into the trash can. Then some idiot screamed "food fight!" and then the principal and everyone came over.

Snuck into a house that was under construction, and abandoned houses. Stolen gum before, and had 2 detentions in school but none of those were very eventful

[aquariusman]

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Hooliganizing. This one actually has a bit of an interesting, and criminalizing, story. I live very close, within a couple hundred metres, or Lake Ontario. Now, there are plans to erect wind turbines a couple kilometres off shore. Now, quite a few residents think that this is going to absolutely "destroy" something to do with the lake. There's talk of low-frequency sound waves being damaging to their health, and stuff like that, but it's really just them thinking their property value is going to take a very small drop because of a few sticks of white ruining their "view". Now, of course these people are dumb enough to buy $20 (We didn't know they were this much at the time) signs to put on their front lawn, "protesting" the construction of these. Me and my friends, being hooligans, decided it would be fun to go around stealing these signs. It was quite a lot of fun. Drive around, stop, jump out of the van and steal as many signs as possible, hop back in. We ended up collecting at least 40 of these, so we thought it would be even more fun if we had a fire, and burned them all. This photo is of the last sign being burnt, and those things lit up real good. I'm the one holding the sign, my friends are being my friends. I admit that if I knew this whole thing would result in us destroying over $800 worth of other peoples' property, I don't think I would have done it. But I don't regret it, these people are complete tools. Oh, and we haven't been caught, and I laughed to find that the majority of houses we took signs from replaced them within a week.

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[Dax]

I used to play a game where we ran around throwing tennis balls at people as hard as you could during school. I played it until a bunch of my friends got caught. I was really scared for a moment there, but I got out without them knowing. :D

 

I'm kinda in a mind-blank here. Can't think of anything else. :-|

[BlindBaker]

This one time my brother and I decided to prank call someone on the home phone. I was about six at the time, he was eight. He just called them and hung up, but then they called back. My brother told me to never tell anyone, and I was scared out of my mind for like a year.

[Zierro]

Nothing in particular stands out to me. Yeah, there were your little pranks here and there like mixing a bunch of random nasty foods and random nouns and putting them in the soap dispensers at school. Overall, my alignment is chaotic good. I don't do anything bad unless the universe does first.

[Wavemasta]

Remembered another:

 

Detention for using our class book (in which the teachers wrote our homework) as a skateboard.