nine naked men Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 And there's a baby Witch on the left, looks like it. xD sleep like dead men wake up like dead men Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InkofDeath Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 And there's a baby Witch on the left, looks like it. xD LMAO! So did not see that, nice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deiophobus Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 I play on all lowest settings, with resolution set at 800x600, and I average about 20 fps. Upgrade....! Hah, I guess I should have explained more. I know I should upgrade, but I'm going to be getting a new laptop over the summer, and I won't be able to take my PC to college in the fall, so I don't want to spend a large amount of money on it. Also, my video card is a PCI. I'm not very good with hardware myself, but I've been told that it is pointless buying a new PCI video card, as they are all outdated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadril Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 I'm disappointed that playground image doesn't have a fat kid boomer in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 What am I trying to prove? Only that I can do that. :thumbsup: Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riku3220 Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 [hide=] :lol:[/hide] Mutated Chiken Pox Virus? Heh, the smoker could be a kid with a lasso and the tank could be the 6th grade bully :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragoonson Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 I was just scrolling my achievements and apparently I gots Lamb2Slaughter.WTH?When did I get that? so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InkofDeath Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 I was just scrolling my achievements and apparently I gots Lamb2Slaughter.WTH?When did I get that? It won't pop up when you get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenticular_J Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 I'll be on a lot this weekend. Who's up for going through all the expert campaigns with me? :D catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 I can, even though I've already done them all. I need a haircut anyway. We need to start with Death Toll, though, and on easy, so I me myself we can get untouchables. I got so close with some guys a few days ago, but one got hunter'd at the last second. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riku3220 Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 I'll be on a lot this weekend. Who's up for going through all the expert campaigns with me? :D Sure if you'll let me light the tank on fire and everyone else runs the hell away. On an unrelated not Chicago Ted is now the Chuck Norris of L4D. Examples: In each of the campaigns, the zombies aren't try to kill you. They're trying to get away from Chicago Ted. The helicopter that arrives at the finale of No Mercy isn't trying to rescue the Survivors from the zombie horde, he's trying to rescue them from Chicago Ted. Chicago Ted bought a new gun, so in order to test it, he unleashed the infection on the world. Target practice. Chicago Ted was getting bored killing the infected, so he unleashed the Tank and Witches upon the world, he noticed no difficulty change. Chicago Ted was circumsized as a baby. The remaining foreskin later became what we now call the tank The infection is actually an aggravated case of the Clap caught by everyone who slept with Chicago Ted. Yes, even the men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenticular_J Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 Okay. Just letting you know, though, don't trust me when the tank shows up. I'm horrid at dodging his cement, and we can't all hide behind that little box. ...Or can we? catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragoonson Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 I was just scrolling my achievements and apparently I gots Lamb2Slaughter.WTH?When did I get that? It won't pop up when you get it. But I've only managed one Versus game in which the team actually made it to close proximity of the safe room.Oh wait,I'm presuming thats the guy I hunter pounced while he was being smoked.Ok,nevermind. I'll be on soon,I guess,I just want to solo ONE tank...I want that bloody achievement,but bots obviously won't let me get it. so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wisp Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 I don't know if I'm good or if I was just playing with really sucky people, but I beat blood harvest versus playing 3v1, when I was the survivors. I just stayed on top of the hay bales in the shed, and even when the roof and all caved in, they couldn't get to me before i killed them. And I could kill any smokers before they paralyzed me. I want to see how well this strategy works on expert, since I've never tried being in there on single player. Any one have any experience? It might be better for tanks since it's harder to get trapped or something. Anyone have any experience with this? Hegemony-Spain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InkofDeath Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 I'll be on soon,I guess,I just want to solo ONE tank...I want that bloody achievement,but bots obviously won't let me get it. Difficulty: Easy. Dead Air: Finale. Go through till you get to the first tank. Once the tank appears, call a vote to change difficulty to expert. Kill the bots or kick them via console. Rechange difficulty back to easy. Kill the tank. Done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
folmer_veeman Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 I'll be on soon,I guess,I just want to solo ONE tank...I want that bloody achievement,but bots obviously won't let me get it. Difficulty: Easy. Dead Air: Finale. Go through till you get to the first tank. Once the tank appears, call a vote to change difficulty to expert. Kill the bots or kick them via console. Rechange difficulty back to easy. Kill the tank. Done. Why change difficulty to expert? And btw, an exploit for you guys, when playing single player you can kick special infected (so when a tank is rushing at you just do 'kick tank' and it's gone), doesn't require you to enable cheats so you can use it to get Nothing Special Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenticular_J Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 About being on today: I lied. I rented Bad Company and want to beat it. catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 Got Stomach Upset earlier with a bunch of bots. :thumbsup: Almost got safety first, too, but I apparantly shot someone once without realizing it. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InkofDeath Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 Why change difficulty to expert? So you can kill the bots if you don't want to kick them. I personally kill them over kicking them. :thumbsup: Left 4 Dead got updated by the way for the PC, I'd link but meh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzle229 Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 Even though we lost, I just had THE. BEST. GAME. EVAR. We had an entire team of people with mics, and we did really well as the survivors, but the real fun came when we were infected. Instead of everyone going off on their own and doing their own thing, we came up with just a few select ambush points along the main path. The attack plan went like this: 1. Boomer surprises survivors. 2. 2 hunters pounce survivors. 3. Smoker drags another survivor. As for the last survivor, he either saves all or a few of his teamates, or gets incapped by the horde. No matter what, you're guaranteed to make a big impact at each ambush. The only reason they won was because on the first and second stages they had health packs practically falling out of the sky. Get back here so I can rub your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InkofDeath Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 Dizzle, you've just stepped on the beginnings of infected philosophy. 1. You can either continuously attack survivors, each time you spawn (and look for key points to attack at) OR 2. Ambush them 3-6 times through-out the map. For the first one, you are more likely to kill a survivor in the first few stages of the chapter, especially if they lag behind. And there is always an infected spawned, which makes the survivors go cautiously as they don't know what to expect. For the second one, you are more likely to kill the survivor near the safe house. This is when they're worn down, or only have three or so survivors left. However if the survivors kill an infected before the entire ambush has fully happened, than you're ambush fails, which happens a lot due to skilled players, or infected mistakes, like missing a pounce/pull/boomer. However this happens when everyone is rushing in to attack the survivors, thus 4/5 times all infected will be dead, and the survivors have a 20 second run through the chapter fest. So there's still a great chance for either playstyle of the infected to work, as long as the infected are playing the same playstyle. Though you need to know how the opponents play to use the 1st or 2nd playstyle. Just my personal opinion. I was watching a practice match between CHC and they only need two infected to kill a survivor, and it's pretty insane what they can do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nine naked men Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Yeah, especially in the wooded/long stretches with hiding places, they're a great place to break the Survivors. Smoker pulls one away, as one survivor runs to save him, Hunter grabs him, 2nd Hunter grabs the guy coming to save them, Boomer pukes over everything. It's a winning combo, since if you get melee'd off a Survivor, or you've spent your vomit, you can fade away while they're busy with the Horde and launch a second attack, or wait for your special attacks to recharge. sleep like dead men wake up like dead men Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InkofDeath Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Yeah, especially in the wooded/long stretches with hiding places, they're a great place to break the Survivors. Smoker pulls one away, as one survivor runs to save him, Hunter grabs him, 2nd Hunter grabs the guy coming to save them, Boomer pukes over everything. It's a winning combo, since if you get melee'd off a Survivor, or you've spent your vomit, you can fade away while they're busy with the Horde and launch a second attack, or wait for your special attacks to recharge. Omg, there are so many ways to ambush survivors, it's ridiculous! =P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenticular_J Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 I like to spread the faith of jumping from really high to Xbox Live. It seems almost nobody realizes that on there. But it's really cool to reduce someone's health by a fourth within a couple of seconds. If you have two hunters do that, as well as the rest of said ambush, oh lawdy. Also, a few days ago (just remembered this), me and a friend joined a game mid-session, and our stupid team blocked the survivors' elevator on No Mercy. And we all spawned as hunters. I'm pretty sure that isn't supposed to even be able to happen. catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InkofDeath Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 I like to spread the faith of jumping from really high to Xbox Live. It seems almost nobody realizes that on there. Well, the mouse sensitivity is really crucial on the landing part, but if you're really good with the controller, I can see it being done, but still. =P And we all spawned as hunters. I'm pretty sure that isn't supposed to even be able to happen. It can happen, it's a loophole in vALVEs system that is suppose to deal out boomer, smoker and 2 hunters. It's like when there's a boomer, hunter, hunter and smoker spawned on finale in NM. Boomer kills himself at the stairs, and he'll spawn as a hunter. There's 3 hunters & a smoker now. I'd guess if the smoker killed himself enough times he'd be spawned as a hunter or boomer eventually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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