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the vending machine is angry at people putting random things into it and when you insert an old bottle cap.... well that just takes the buiscuit, it stands up starts throwing cans at people then goes on a rampage killing everyone it sees aswell as all other vending machines!!!

 

when it gets bored it sits back down in its old place and a minuite later someone...

 

 

 

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it juices the pumpkin pie down into a pumpkin pie soda, but when you drink it they accidently put salt instead of sugar in it #-o, so when you drink it there is so much sodium that your body can not absorb it all so your system goes down and you go into shock and your arteries constrict until your blood is the consistancy of treacle. (fun hey?)

 

 

 

<the49ronin> O_o methinks ard is acting mighty high and pretty -.-

<Ard_Choille> I am pretty

<Ard_Choille> fo shizzle

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The machine has no idea what a cadaver is and shuts it out into your left eye,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Inserts a small third world country

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Presto instant eggs.
i have the solution to "goblin diplomacy"...kill wartface and bentnoze.

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For some reason the machine seems content. He gives you 3 chocolate bars and a nice watch.

 

 

 

 

 

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Presto instant eggs.
i have the solution to "goblin diplomacy"...kill wartface and bentnoze.

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machine hates you for trying to trick it twice with IOU's, and crushes you, drinking your blood

 

 

 

Back by popular demand!

And I guess I just wanted to tell you, as the light starts to fade, that you aree the reason, that I am not afraid, and I guess I just wanted to mention, as the heavens will fall, that we will be together soon if we will be anything at all.

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no idea what a moogle is so it promptly rejects it and insteads give you a can of freshly sqeezed cadaver juice

 

 

 

:mrgreen: into coin slot>

 

 

 

 

 

p.p.p.p.s.s.s.s. a cadaver is a dead perserved body :-X

<the49ronin> O_o methinks ard is acting mighty high and pretty -.-

<Ard_Choille> I am pretty

<Ard_Choille> fo shizzle

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you get phantom of the opera :P :P

 

 

 

<the49ronin> O_o methinks ard is acting mighty high and pretty -.-

<Ard_Choille> I am pretty

<Ard_Choille> fo shizzle

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you get a copy of "no more talk of darkness and a sword"

 

 

 

<the49ronin> O_o methinks ard is acting mighty high and pretty -.-

<Ard_Choille> I am pretty

<Ard_Choille> fo shizzle

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nothing comes out

 

 

 

(paper faces on parade, masquerade..)

<the49ronin> O_o methinks ard is acting mighty high and pretty -.-

<Ard_Choille> I am pretty

<Ard_Choille> fo shizzle

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machine gets confused and pays you a dollar for the soda

 

 

 

<the49ronin> O_o methinks ard is acting mighty high and pretty -.-

<Ard_Choille> I am pretty

<Ard_Choille> fo shizzle

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