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Depends on which side of the earth it is.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Do wa diddy diddy dum du de dum dum?


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There are 10 types of people in the world - those that understand binary and those that don't!

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Wa do diddy diddy dum du de dum dum!

 

 

 

Why can't I get 100k fishing xp in 5 seconds?


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Because you don't know how to electrecute fish.

 

 

 

I've got a bug on the inside of my moniter, how can I get it off?


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because of the magical pixies that live in all fire, that make light and heat by singing songs of sixpence (with a pocketfull of rye)

 

 

 

should i put four and twenty blackbirds in a pie?


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And I guess I just wanted to tell you, as the light starts to fade, that you aree the reason, that I am not afraid, and I guess I just wanted to mention, as the heavens will fall, that we will be together soon if we will be anything at all.

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Aye. That ye should.

 

 

 

Wht would an Irish Pirate Chav sound like?


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:-# im not aloud to tell you

 

 

 

do you like mr green or devil

 

:mrgreen: :twisted:


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because people thought quagle sounded too much like poo

 

 

 

why do i always find brown spots in my

 

whitey tities


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They are known as skid marks. You obviously havn't got a toilet proficiency license. I highly reccomend getting one.

 

 

 

What happens if you give a goat helium? (My god, I've got to try this...)


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it sounds like you

 

 

 

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could not chuck wood


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a woodchuck would not chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could not chuck if a woodchuck could not chuck wood :shock:

 

 

 

What if i..... hmm..... nahh......?


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You know you want to :shock: Trust me don't. It makes one hell of a mess...

 

 

 

What happens if you shoot a bouncy ball into a trampoline?


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It creates a Butterfinger that shoots up the monkey's...you dont wanna know..

 

:wall: Should I commit suicide today or tommorrow? :wall:


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yesterday is the best day

 

 

 

why does my cat stick his tongue out at me?


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Cause I'm a ninja poodle

 

 

 

Why do I sale rocks?


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It's not the size, but what you do with it. Oh but for your southern appendage, it's size fellas! ;)

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dance bannana dance! \'

 

 

 

why is my IQ so high?


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Because you're dreaming.

 

 

 

Why is there a Mortgage ad when I'm 15 and obviously won't buy a house?


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it's a sign...you should get emancipated :D

 

 

 

who is this "muffin man" i keep hearing of?


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#-o you. that's why you keep hearing of him!

 

 

 

when are you comeing home daddy? I'm scared


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why do u keep saying that... IM NOT YOUR DAD!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

Why is knife spelt like that instead of nife?


hows the weather up there. where the rich people live. currently, in the poor area its -1.

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becuase the k - giant wanted 100000000 words with k in - there were only 99999999, so he added another k!

 

 

 

pudding?


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No.

 

 

 

Why are there 26 letters in the alphabet?


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there isn't, there's only 11

 

 

 

why can no-one count?


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And I guess I just wanted to tell you, as the light starts to fade, that you aree the reason, that I am not afraid, and I guess I just wanted to mention, as the heavens will fall, that we will be together soon if we will be anything at all.

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