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We added something f2p!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This time, it's an exciting and rousing quest, as you fetch Torag the dwarf's drycleaning, buy him some things at the grocery store, and balance his checkbook!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

As a reward, you get -1 QP and 7 GP!!!!!!!!!

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New update.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Since evryone is a noob, we are introducing the new Report N00B button. (note that when you click the report noob button, you get logged out and banned for 90 years. since when you call someone a n00b, you are technically a n00b.)

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you have some good ideas on how to ruin runescape and buy the way

 

 

 

martinow I WILL CONTINUE TO FLETCH!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

NO YOU WON'T! BECAUSE YOU GET BANNED BY MOD (OR MAD W/E YOU WANT) MARTINOW.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Because only 2 ppl play this game (thats me and my fellow mod) you are now forced to play rs. Anyone who doesn't play get's killed by the goverment of there state.

 

 

 

If you get banned, you will get killed in RL too.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Everyone who walks, talks of moves his mouse will get banned.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Happy RSing :twisted:

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"[wilderness update]

 

 

 

we got bored so we did this update to.... uhh...OK PURELY ANNOY PKERS!!!!

 

 

 

all protection prayers will give 999% def of whatever they are of protection prayers.

 

 

 

teleporting is aloud EVERYWHERE in wilderness, teleporting costs are now just 1 law rune in wilderness.

 

 

 

uhh... that prayer what uhh.... damages all targets when you die has been changed to that all nearby targets JUST DIE, you can also destroy yourself while using this prayer, so you can hurt people outside wilderness!!( :twisted: ), anything in this update used againts us(the staff) will result in a permanent BAN, and we will send the maffia to destory your family... no..., we will just send a bomber! and..... no idea.

 

 

 

this update was made by mod evil, anyone complaining will be banned, unless its a staff member."

Known in-game as Mister evil9(lvl 93)(P2P).

Modding gta2(making maps, scripts,editing it).

On world 54 mostly.

Made a nice GTA2 site!

A little in-active...

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We like people to play our game... so here is a tribute to all who play for long stretches. If you log out, you get banned. If you use a bot to keep you active, you get banned. if you stay in the game for 1 hour or longer, you get banned. if you log in, you get banned. Only staff don't get banned.
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Wow a evil update? Not really that evil but I thought it might really helps and people MIGHT compliment (sp?) Jagox for it! :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

WHAT'S UP??

 

 

 

Jagox had decided to invent a new skill!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ok, here's a little information about the new skill. It's called the noob skill! It started off like usual, 1/1 for starting level. This skill is mainly created for the purpose of training a nooblet to a supreme noob. The way to level up is "easy", you got to follow a player who is at LEAST 10 combat level above you, beg for stuffs and when you successfully traded from the player, you will gain 10xp for the skill as well. BUT, there's is also something which made this skill hard. You can only gain the XP when the item that you got was a good stuff and not junks like bones/pot/clay. When you gets to 99/99, it will be so much easier to get dragon item for free just because of the noob skill! Starting begging now. 8)

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Jagox have finally made the Jan 3rd update!!! It is a new skill, which we hope will help to liven up the game a bit. It's called 'ownage', and will replace all combat skills. This basically determines how srtong you are in combat, and you can get to the equivelent of lvl 126 by getting 1xp. In other news, chickens now give 9999xp per hit.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Happy scaping!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Jan 5th. We have noticed that players seem to dislike this ownage skill, so we have made it a bit harder. You start off at lvl 1, and the only way you can get xp is by killing monsters which require lvl 99 to kill!!! All previous ownage levels will be resetted.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Happy scaping!!!

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We like the intelligence level in our game to be low, so we've decided to add IQ tests to joining accounts. If you score above 110, your account is immediately banned because only stupid people should play Runescape. To all you smart people, **** you!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Happy Scaping!

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J'adore les langues.

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Since everyone has been bugging us to introduce POHs, we have finally done it. Oh, and by the way, they cost 500,000,000,000 gp, are 4 sqares large, and you must kill a level 1000 Emperor Black Dragon just to get in. That'll teach you to hurry us! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

p.s. also, they come empty, and you can't add anything to them. Ha!

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Dear customer, we have decided to change our policy to one that actually contributes to the education of the person de facto. We want every one of our beloved gamers to stop talking in the 'elite' language, also known as 1337. If we, however, discover, get a report of any kind or any other clue that you may have been trying to act cool by speaking leet, we will personally come to your house and show you what elite is.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Kind regards,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Bill Hicks[/url]":dhj2kan9]Since the one thing we can say about fundamental matter is, that it is vibrating. And since all vibrations are theoretically sound, then it is not unreasonable to suggest that the universe is music and should be perceived as such.

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People generally dislike pkers, so we have created one to fix this problem!!! you can only attack other players if:

 

 

 


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    [*:3au3ckvx]All of their levels exactly match yours.
     
     
     
    [*:3au3ckvx]They can kill you in one hit.
     
     
     
    [*:3au3ckvx]You can't kill them in one hit.

 

 

 

Also, monsters in the wilderness cannot attack you if you have no real equipment. equipment included are all smithable types (dagger, sword, etc.) axes are not included. Dragon stuff are also includded.

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*New January Update!*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Due to numerous complaints of players using prayer to kill other prayers too easily, we are changing the prayer system. All normal bones now have a 50% chance of giving 1 xp, 50% of giving 0 xp. Big bones give 2 xp, and Dragon bones give 2 xp and restore 1 prayer! All prayer lvls have been set back to lvl 1.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In other news, we have discovered a small glitch in the game, that all new players start out at combat lvl 3. Due to this unfair advantage, we are reseting all combat skills back to 1. BUT Don't worry! You're non combat skills will not be effected in this change.

 

 

 

~working for you,

 

 

 

Jagox

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Thanks to our overwelming growth in players thanks to miniclip, we have decided to make EVERYONE that plays from miniclip to get FREE MEMBERS and FULL DRAGON with barrows sets.

 

 

 

to even it out for the people who were paying for the game, we have raised the monthly payment to $1337,-. In order to do this, we had to reset your entire account adn delete all your items.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and something more for the lazy people who play runescape, we have introduced a bot which can generate everything you want, and even give you a lvl 3 combat-char with 99 att, def, str, magic and ranged. It will remain 10 hp though, otherwise it wouldnt be nice to the people who dont know how this game is played.

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Evil Jagox Mod Birdboy60:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Come one, come all, come be desimated by this decades update!

 

 

 

Tired of annoying newbs or noobs? Wish u could just delete them? Well, you can't! But to help out the lower leveled newbies we add every day, we have introduced a new spell! This spell requires no runes, no magic exp watsoever, and is only useable to those lvl 3 and under.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

One day while digging through dusty old books, a Zamorakian mage (btw, Zamorak has been changed to Jagox >worship us!<), I mean Jagox following mage discovered a lost old scroll. This scroll described a special spell called "Newbious Maximus Beggus" or if you prefer English: "Begging Newbs Max". This ancient spell oddly requires no magic exp, runes, or any type of item, but works only for those lvl 3 and under.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The summary of this spell is:

 

 

 

1. the newb duplicates

 

 

 

2. the newb army then strengthens by evolving into nooblets

 

 

 

3. the nooblets then all dive at the target

 

 

 

4. the victim is then overwhelmed by begging and attempts to trade bronze daggers for phats

 

 

 

5. the victim automatically dies and upon respawning is hit by another nooblet army

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Also, due to the past update of our expanded wilderness, this spell is extremely dangerous due to the un-ending wildy. Jagox staff is immune to this spell, and any newb attempting to use it against us is immeadiately leveled to level 4 combat. We have introduced only 2 non-wildy spots due to complaints, the area where the KBD is currently standing, and the KQ's stomach. Enjoy!

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We here in jagox have decided to terminate your control over

 

 

 

your character.

 

 

 

Now you will all stand in one place and never move unless given order

 

 

 

from a jagox mod.

 

 

 

When order is excecuted you will return to the exact same place.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But some lucky people will be done slaves and put in Diango's

 

 

 

workshop to make toys in all eternity.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

We all hope you enjoy this update.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Happy scaping!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

P.S. We have terminated all rares.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

P.S. We have installed mindchips in the software so when you log in

 

 

 

you will be made slave of Jagox and used in our plot to conquer the world.

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Update: now all players will start at 99 in all stats and as you use the stat you lose exp and become weaker.

 

 

 

also there will soon be negative lvs (example a player with -5 atack lvs will heal 1hp with each attack)

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Due to many players wishing to see the Kalphite Queen, 5 KQ spawn points are now in Lumbridge. Lumbridge is now a multi-combat zone, and only players lvl 10 and below can attack the Kalphite Queen, though it can attack anyone. It can hit up to a 34, and is highly aggressive to n00bz. Every time you are killed by a KQ, your highest skill goes down 1 level. If you try to log off during combat with a KQ, you will be instantly banned. Kalphite Queens like armor. Don't wear any while fighting a KQ and the max hit will be 25. Armor is not removable in Lumbridge. You cannot leave Lumbridge while under attack by a KQ

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Happy Scaping :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jagox staff member Mod Ub3r 3vi1

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By law, we are now obliged to make runescape a game that has educational value. Therefore, every next time you log in you will need to answer a variety of 10 questions within 2 minutes to access the server. If, however, you do not succeed in giving the right answer to all of them, you will lose as many levels in a stat of your choice as the wrong number of answers.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

We hope you'll enjoy the new update!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

sincerely yours, the Jagex staff

Bill Hicks[/url]":dhj2kan9]Since the one thing we can say about fundamental matter is, that it is vibrating. And since all vibrations are theoretically sound, then it is not unreasonable to suggest that the universe is music and should be perceived as such.

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Evil Mod Birdboy60 Tortures again!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Today, after many failed tests and such, we have decided we will announce and release our latest projects! These include POHs, Noob chat toggles, and everyones favorite: a new type of weapon better than barrows and dragon combined!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

First: POHs!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The long awaited POHs have been released, are availible only to members, and need a special password to get. This password is only given to Jagox mods and staff, and one extremely lucky new player. But in exchange for this password, the player surrendered his soul! :twisted: So he can't ever play again!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Second: the Noob chat toggle!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Based off of an avatar we saw, we decided to make a Noob, N00b, N00B, and newb chat toggle. With the ability to ignore all of those mentioned above, you can play in silence. However, due to the overwhelming joy found in this, we have enabled only NPC shop characters, mods, and high level monsters with it. So we don't have to listen to you, you can't use shops, and the KQ, KBD, and other monsters over lvl 100 don't hear your insults and can attack you, but you cant attack them!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Finally: The new weapon!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ever wish you could have the best weapon ever? Well you can't, WE can! This new weapon, code named: HACKSAW, is so powerful, only mods can use them, due to the extensive programming knowledge needed to use. This weapon causes pain and suffering on levels never reached by a game before.

 

 

 

Happy Torturing by Jagox, and have a crappy day!

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