The Observer Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 In theory, if God really existed then he wouldn't tell people when the day would come. It would all be a surprise so that it would eliminate the bias involved by everyone knowing. I'm an atheist, so I don't believe in God, nor do I want this to turn into a religion debate. However, I'm just saying that theoretically the thought of knowing when it'll come is flawed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lekti Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 In theory, if God really existed then he wouldn't tell people when the day would come. It would all be a surprise so that it would eliminate the bias involved by everyone knowing. I'm an atheist, so I don't believe in God, nor do I want this to turn into a religion debate. However, I'm just saying that theoretically the thought of knowing when it'll come is flawed. This. ~ 99 Hunter 1/29/09 ~ 99 Firemaking 12/4/10 ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obfuscator Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 In theory, if God really existed then he wouldn't tell people when the day would come. It would all be a surprise so that it would eliminate the bias involved by everyone knowing. I'm an atheist, so I don't believe in God, nor do I want this to turn into a religion debate. However, I'm just saying that theoretically the thought of knowing when it'll come is flawed. This.Which is precisely why the bible specifies several times that no one does or can know :P "It's not a rest for me, it's a rest for the weights." - Dom Mazzetti Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gago Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 The bible. He walked on water. Immaculate conception. He died and was resurrected. He split the open sea and walked through. He made the light/world/seas/people. Who made him? Etc. etc. "Happines only real when shared." [hide=Stats]----------------------------------------------------------------------------[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lose No Hope Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 In theory, if God really existed then he wouldn't tell people when the day would come. It would all be a surprise so that it would eliminate the bias involved by everyone knowing. I'm an atheist, so I don't believe in God, nor do I want this to turn into a religion debate. However, I'm just saying that theoretically the thought of knowing when it'll come is flawed. This.Which is precisely why the bible specifies several times that no one does or can know :PMatthew 24:36 [hide]unbinding green's kidneys for ltk's heartdo you farm guam like me sir ltk[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joke_slayer Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 O well, turns out you were wrong, cheer up Harold, its not the end of the world o wait :-P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 "The evidence was flawed, next time we'll have proper evidence and we'll be certain of it then" Just... shut up. You've been wrong twice. Get out. This was more of an intermediary event, of course. Next time he'll be right, and all of you atheists will be sorry! --- Also, he should know, like many churches, that if your doomsday prophecies fail and thus don't win converts over, you should offer free pizza at youth events. This will get many, many converts. Jesus is cool, dude! Let's all rock n' roll at church. Praise the Lord - the Holy Spirit set my heart on fire! SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
My_Eggs Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 Soooo.... It's May 21st. What time of day exactly was God supposed to show up or whatever? 99 HP, Attack, Strength, Defence, Summoning, Ranged, Herblore, Prayer, Agility, Magic, Slayer, Fletching, Fishing, Woodcutting, Mining, and Thieving. Jagex'd out of my untrimmed hp cape on 6/14/2011. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Pirates Posted May 21, 2011 Author Share Posted May 21, 2011 Soooo.... It's May 21st. What time of day exactly was God supposed to show up or whatever? 10 minutes ago BR BR BR? HUEHUEHEUEHUE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
My_Eggs Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 Soooo.... It's May 21st. What time of day exactly was God supposed to show up or whatever? 10 minutes ago Did I miss him? :unsure: 99 HP, Attack, Strength, Defence, Summoning, Ranged, Herblore, Prayer, Agility, Magic, Slayer, Fletching, Fishing, Woodcutting, Mining, and Thieving. Jagex'd out of my untrimmed hp cape on 6/14/2011. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 Soooo.... It's May 21st. What time of day exactly was God supposed to show up or whatever? 10 minutes ago Did I miss him? :unsure: God knows about that one time when you did that... thing. Yeah... He's pissed off at you, so you don't get to go to heaven. Sorry. ;) SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
My_Eggs Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 Soooo.... It's May 21st. What time of day exactly was God supposed to show up or whatever? 10 minutes ago Did I miss him? :unsure: God knows about that one time when you did that... thing. Yeah... He's pissed off at you, so you don't get to go to heaven. Sorry. ;) Oh damn, you postin from heaven then? How is it there? I'll just stay here and fight demons with Jesus. 99 HP, Attack, Strength, Defence, Summoning, Ranged, Herblore, Prayer, Agility, Magic, Slayer, Fletching, Fishing, Woodcutting, Mining, and Thieving. Jagex'd out of my untrimmed hp cape on 6/14/2011. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Runecrafts Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 Hi if you're reading this you are amazing and I love you.Maybe they'll release a bugless update for April Fools. That'd sure be a joke[hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide]Congrats, you reached the end! Now go outside![/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 Oh damn, you postin from heaven then? How is it there? It's pretty sunny here. Lots of clouds. SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
My_Eggs Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 It's still pretty sunny here too. The big black clouds and red sky haven't rolled in yet. I still haven't seen a single demon or Jesus yet. I'm growing skepticle of this whole damned thing.... 99 HP, Attack, Strength, Defence, Summoning, Ranged, Herblore, Prayer, Agility, Magic, Slayer, Fletching, Fishing, Woodcutting, Mining, and Thieving. Jagex'd out of my untrimmed hp cape on 6/14/2011. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 It's still pretty sunny here too. The big black clouds and red sky haven't rolled in yet. I still haven't seen a single demon or Jesus yet. I'm growing skepticle of this whole damned thing.... Patience, padawan. SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shasta_sms Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 Jesus is late to his own party :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 Jesus is late to his own party :PThe guy that planned it should've invited him. What kind of idiot doesn't invite Jesus to the an end of the world party? I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouchy Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 Just heard a good quote before: "Seeing as the rapture didn't happen, did Christianity just disprove their own god?" My relaxation method involves a bottle of lotion, beautiful women, and partial nudity. Yes I get massages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTanT Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 Just heard a good quote before: "Seeing as the rapture didn't happen, did Christianity just disprove their own god?" But most of Christianity viewed this man as a nutcase and incorrect. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 Just heard a good quote before: "Seeing as the rapture didn't happen, did Christianity just disprove their own god?" But most of Christianity viewed this man as a nutcase and incorrect.Yeah, that quote is [developmentally delayed]ed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deletemeplease Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 He did come! :Dhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NL2lIfO64c&feature=share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 Well, it's 22nd May in England now. No rapture evident. 2257AD.TUMBLR.COM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 But most of Christianity viewed this man as a nutcase and incorrect.Unfortunately, the nutcases are the ones that get attention, leading to this being taken seriously, then thoroughly mocked. Which leads me to believe that this is just the guy attempting to [bleep] publicity for himself. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krampell Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 As someone else noticed, www.familyradio.com is down.Might it be because the site is overloaded with people laughing at them or might it be because they temporarily took it down to avoid all the shame? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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