sees_all1 Posted October 4, 2011 Author Share Posted October 4, 2011 Fight #6 Aftermath:These two presidents met at the ring, and agreed to an honorable boxing match. Some may argue that Lincoln had a slight edge with about an inch longer reach, but Washington was no slouch with a slightly stockier build. After 9 rounds of boxing, it was clear that neither president was willing to give in. After the 10th round, the match was declared a draw, as no one wanted to subject either president to death.Winner: Neither, 10-10 Fight #7: Benito Mussolini versus Adolf Hitler Wiki:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benito_Mussolinihttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_Hitler As recommended via PM, we have Benito Mussolini versus Adolf Hitler. Mussolini was the 40th Prime Minister of Italy, later changing his title to Head of Government, Duce of Fascism, and Founder of the Empire. Hitler became Chancellor of Germany in 1933. POI: 99 dungeoneering achieved, thanks to everyone that celebrated with me! ♪♪ Don't interrupt me as I struggle to complete this thoughtHave some respect for someone more forgetful than yourself ♪♪♪♪ And I'm not doneAnd I won't be till my head falls off ♪♪ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevepole Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 I think Mussolini would hold his ground better in a fight against Hitler. I think Hitler's the bigger [bleep]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vezon Dash Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 Well... I'm a fanboy so I have to go with Hitler on this one. He was also in the military as a soldier, so he was most likely trained in hand to hand combat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 I'd have to say Hitler because: 1) Race2) He's crazy as all [bleep], even more so than Mussolini SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 I think Mussolini would hold his ground better in a fight against Hitler. I think Hitler's the bigger [bleep].Yeah, he kind of comes off as a [kitty], especially since he killed himself in a bunker when he started losing. And Hitler was apparently short, and if documentaries are anything to go by, he looked quite weak. Mussolini looks bulkier, and he'd probably fight dirty. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkmutt Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 I voted Mussolini just for the fact that his name is very similar to my nephew's name. Oh and it sounds like pasta...yummy =P~ [hide=Drops]Dragon: Spear x1, Med helm x3, legs x2, pickaxe x1, skirt x3, scimitar x1Barrows: DH helm x1, Verac Brassy x2, Karil Skirt x1, Ahrim Hood x2, Guthan SpearGWD: Arma Helm x1Other: Handcannon x4, Leaf Bladed Sword x3[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTanT Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 Mussolini's trains would come just in time to kill Hitler. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocefisso Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 Hitler may have had the larger and more powerful army/nation, but in a one-on-one fight Mussolini's muscles would easily overcome Hitler (who, in his last years in power, was a pretty sickly man). This may provide an illustraiton of what I'm trying to say: http://www.samizdata.net/blog/archives/2009/08/sawdust_caesers.html "Imagine yourself surrounded by the most horrible cripples and maniacs it is possible to conceive, and you may understand a little of my feelings with these grotesque caricatures of humanity about me." - H.G. Wells, The Island of Doctor Moreau Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distracted Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 Also, Hitler only had one testicle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aspeeder Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 Just from a quick glance at google images Mussolini looks like he'd beat the crap out of Hitler. http://i700.photobucket.com/albums/ww6/aspeeder/Siggy_zpsewaiux2t.png 99 Strength since 6/02/10 99 Attack since 9/19/10 99 Constitution since 10/03/10 99 Defense since 3/14/11 99 Slayer since 8/30/11 99 Summoning since 9/10/11 99 Ranged since 09/18/11 99 Magic since 11/12/11 99 Prayer since 11/15/11 99 Herblore since 3/29/12 99 Firemaking since 5/15/12 99 Smithing since 10/04/12 99 Crafting since 9/16/13 99 Agility since 9/23/13 99 Dungeoneering since 1/1/14 99 Fishing since 2/4/14 99 Mining since 2/28/14 99 Farming since 6/04/14 99 Cooking since 6/11/14 99 Runecrafting since 10/10/14 9 Fletching since 11/11/14 99 Thieving since 11/14/14 99 Woodcutting since 11/20/14 99 Construction since 12/03/14 99 Divination since 2/22/15 99 Hunter since 2/23/15 99 Invention since 01/20/17 99 Archaeology since 5/14/22Quest Point Cape since 08/20/09 Maxed since 2/23/15 Fire Cape since 02/27/13 Slayer: 3 Leaf-Bladed Swords, 8 Black Masks, 2 Hexcrests, 26 Granite Mauls, 5 Focus Sights, 32 Abyssal Whips, 9 Dark Bows, 1 Whip Vine, 3 Staffs of Light, 15 Polypore Sticks Dragon: 9 Draconic Visages, 7 Shield Left Halves, 20 Dragon Boots, 40 Dragon Med Helms, 8 Dragon Platelegs, 6 Dragon Spears, 20 Dragon Daggers, 5 Dragon Plateskirts, 1 Dragon Chainbody, 63 Off-hand Dragon Throwing Axes, 19 Dragon Longswords, 27 Dragon Maces, 1 Dragon Ward Treasure Trails: Saradomin Full Helm, Ranger Boots, Rune Body (t), Saradomin Vambraces, Various God Pages Misc:1 Onyx,1 Ahrim's Hood, 1 Guthan's Chainskirt, 1 Demon Slayer Boots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sees_all1 Posted October 5, 2011 Author Share Posted October 5, 2011 Also, Hitler only had one testicle.I think that means an automatic forfeit. Unless you've won the tour de france 7 consecutive times... 99 dungeoneering achieved, thanks to everyone that celebrated with me! ♪♪ Don't interrupt me as I struggle to complete this thoughtHave some respect for someone more forgetful than yourself ♪♪♪♪ And I'm not doneAnd I won't be till my head falls off ♪♪ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aspeeder Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 Also, Hitler only had one testicle.I think that means an automatic forfeit. Unless you've won the tour de france 7 consecutive times...How many tour de france titles does conquering the country give you? http://i700.photobucket.com/albums/ww6/aspeeder/Siggy_zpsewaiux2t.png 99 Strength since 6/02/10 99 Attack since 9/19/10 99 Constitution since 10/03/10 99 Defense since 3/14/11 99 Slayer since 8/30/11 99 Summoning since 9/10/11 99 Ranged since 09/18/11 99 Magic since 11/12/11 99 Prayer since 11/15/11 99 Herblore since 3/29/12 99 Firemaking since 5/15/12 99 Smithing since 10/04/12 99 Crafting since 9/16/13 99 Agility since 9/23/13 99 Dungeoneering since 1/1/14 99 Fishing since 2/4/14 99 Mining since 2/28/14 99 Farming since 6/04/14 99 Cooking since 6/11/14 99 Runecrafting since 10/10/14 9 Fletching since 11/11/14 99 Thieving since 11/14/14 99 Woodcutting since 11/20/14 99 Construction since 12/03/14 99 Divination since 2/22/15 99 Hunter since 2/23/15 99 Invention since 01/20/17 99 Archaeology since 5/14/22Quest Point Cape since 08/20/09 Maxed since 2/23/15 Fire Cape since 02/27/13 Slayer: 3 Leaf-Bladed Swords, 8 Black Masks, 2 Hexcrests, 26 Granite Mauls, 5 Focus Sights, 32 Abyssal Whips, 9 Dark Bows, 1 Whip Vine, 3 Staffs of Light, 15 Polypore Sticks Dragon: 9 Draconic Visages, 7 Shield Left Halves, 20 Dragon Boots, 40 Dragon Med Helms, 8 Dragon Platelegs, 6 Dragon Spears, 20 Dragon Daggers, 5 Dragon Plateskirts, 1 Dragon Chainbody, 63 Off-hand Dragon Throwing Axes, 19 Dragon Longswords, 27 Dragon Maces, 1 Dragon Ward Treasure Trails: Saradomin Full Helm, Ranger Boots, Rune Body (t), Saradomin Vambraces, Various God Pages Misc:1 Onyx,1 Ahrim's Hood, 1 Guthan's Chainskirt, 1 Demon Slayer Boots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 Also, Hitler only had one testicle.I think that means an automatic forfeit. Unless you've won the tour de france 7 consecutive times...How many tour de france titles does conquering the country give you?Not enough to stop a burly Italian man from beating the [cabbage] out of you, apparently. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiny Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 Frankly speaking though, Mussolini was [bleep]ing scared of Hitler, or at least hid leadership of Germany. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkmutt Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 Frankly speaking though, Mussolini was [bleep]ing scared of Hitler, or at least hid leadership of Germany.Would you be scared if your next door neighbor had a huge as hell gun and was a sociopath? [hide=Drops]Dragon: Spear x1, Med helm x3, legs x2, pickaxe x1, skirt x3, scimitar x1Barrows: DH helm x1, Verac Brassy x2, Karil Skirt x1, Ahrim Hood x2, Guthan SpearGWD: Arma Helm x1Other: Handcannon x4, Leaf Bladed Sword x3[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sees_all1 Posted October 7, 2011 Author Share Posted October 7, 2011 I'm not feeling very creative right now. I guess you all have to suffer through my writers block. Mussolini wins 21-10. Fight #8 -Miley Cyrus vs. Taylor Swift.Wiki:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miley_Cyrushttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taylor_swift POI:http://www.miley-cyrus.com/stats.phphttp://omg.yahoo.com/news/fun-facts-about-taylor-swift/55862 99 dungeoneering achieved, thanks to everyone that celebrated with me! ♪♪ Don't interrupt me as I struggle to complete this thoughtHave some respect for someone more forgetful than yourself ♪♪♪♪ And I'm not doneAnd I won't be till my head falls off ♪♪ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasignhagj Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 Miley comes high on Salvia, Taylor slaughters her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sees_all1 Posted October 7, 2011 Author Share Posted October 7, 2011 Isn't that high very brief though? 99 dungeoneering achieved, thanks to everyone that celebrated with me! ♪♪ Don't interrupt me as I struggle to complete this thoughtHave some respect for someone more forgetful than yourself ♪♪♪♪ And I'm not doneAnd I won't be till my head falls off ♪♪ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 I'm not feeling very creative right now. I guess you all have to suffer through my writers block.Hitler was a gentleman, and so allowed his former ally to choose the time and place of their match. The two men walked proudly to the arena, and the audience was immediately aware that Hitler was outmatched; On the outside, he was a small, sickly man whose hand wouldn't stop shaking. As the fight began, however, it was revealed that Hitler was unusually fast and stronger than his build would suggest, traits which he attributed to being Aryan. He deftly dodged each of Mussolini's slow, yet powerful punches, but was caught off guard when Il Duce landed a vicious kick to Hitler's testicle. Hitler immediately started to cry, shielding his face from the rain of fists. After what seemed like not nearly long enough for the mostly Jewish audience, Mussolini backed away, just in time for a train to arrive on top of Hitler. The remaining 90 minutes of World War 2 were a romantic comedy. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sees_all1 Posted October 7, 2011 Author Share Posted October 7, 2011 :thumbup: 99 dungeoneering achieved, thanks to everyone that celebrated with me! ♪♪ Don't interrupt me as I struggle to complete this thoughtHave some respect for someone more forgetful than yourself ♪♪♪♪ And I'm not doneAnd I won't be till my head falls off ♪♪ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saradomin_Mage Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 I have no idea where on earth you guys derive the inspiration for your descriptions, but it is pretty hilarious :D In real life MMO you don't get 99 smithing by making endless bronze daggers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vezon Dash Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 I'm not feeling very creative right now. I guess you all have to suffer through my writers block.Hitler was a gentleman, and so allowed his former ally to choose the time and place of their match. The two men walked proudly to the arena, and the audience was immediately aware that Hitler was outmatched; On the outside, he was a small, sickly man whose hand wouldn't stop shaking. As the fight began, however, it was revealed that Hitler was unusually fast and stronger than his build would suggest, traits which he attributed to being Aryan. He deftly dodged each of Mussolini's slow, yet powerful punches, but was caught off guard when Il Duce landed a vicious kick to Hitler's testicle. Hitler immediately started to cry, shielding his face from the rain of fists. After what seemed like not nearly long enough for the mostly Jewish audience, Mussolini backed away, just in time for a train to arrive on top of Hitler. The remaining 90 minutes of World War 2 were a romantic comedy. Winning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K4ylan Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 Cyrus all the way. Swift is too frail and weak. Miley's from the south, so I assume she knows how to get some [cabbage] done. ~~~The Harpy List~~~Harpy Facts~~~It's Super Effective~~~The Beginning~~~Harpy Therapy Center~~~Alg~~~Jedi Harpy~~~Rohirrim~~~Attenuation~~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocefisso Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 Miley Cyrus because she's mental. "Imagine yourself surrounded by the most horrible cripples and maniacs it is possible to conceive, and you may understand a little of my feelings with these grotesque caricatures of humanity about me." - H.G. Wells, The Island of Doctor Moreau Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 Swift. Why? Because, for some unknown reason, Kanye West will likely appear and take her place in an attempt to take the glory and switch it to himself to make a statement, ending up in the fray instead. If not, then it's 50/50 for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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