Jump to content

Celebrity Deathmatch


sees_all1

Fight 10 - Jesus vs Santa  

35 members have voted

  1. 1. Who would win in a fight to the death?

    • Jesus
      16
    • Santa
      19


Recommended Posts

"Miley's very interested in photography. On late 2007 she said she'd be a photographer or a pro boxer if she wasn't an actress/singer."

My vote's on Miley with a OHKO

http://i700.photobucket.com/albums/ww6/aspeeder/Siggy_zpsewaiux2t.png

 

99 Strength since 6/02/10 99 Attack since 9/19/10 99 Constitution since 10/03/10 99 Defense since 3/14/11

99 Slayer since 8/30/11 99 Summoning since 9/10/11 99 Ranged since 09/18/11 99 Magic since 11/12/11

99 Prayer since 11/15/11 99 Herblore since 3/29/12 99 Firemaking since 5/15/12 99 Smithing since 10/04/12

99 Crafting since 9/16/13 99 Agility since 9/23/13 99 Dungeoneering since 1/1/14 99 Fishing since 2/4/14

99 Mining since 2/28/14 99 Farming since 6/04/14 99 Cooking since 6/11/14 99 Runecrafting since 10/10/14

9 Fletching since 11/11/14 99 Thieving since 11/14/14 99 Woodcutting since 11/20/14 99 Construction since 12/03/14

99 Divination since 2/22/15 99 Hunter since 2/23/15 99 Invention since 01/20/17 99 Archaeology since 5/14/22
99 Necromancy since 11/22/25 Quest Point Cape since 08/20/09
Maxed since 2/23/15 Fire Cape since 02/27/13
Slayer: 3 Leaf-Bladed Swords, 8 Black Masks, 2 Hexcrests, 26 Granite Mauls, 5 Focus Sights, 33 Abyssal Whips, 9 Dark Bows, 1 Whip Vine, 3 Staffs of Light, 15 Polypore Sticks

Dragon: 10 Draconic Visages, 7 Shield Left Halves, 20 Dragon Boots, 40 Dragon Med Helms, 8 Dragon Platelegs, 6 Dragon Spears, 20 Dragon Daggers, 5 Dragon Plateskirts, 1 Dragon Chainbody, 63 Off-hand Dragon Throwing Axes, 19 Dragon Longswords, 27 Dragon Maces, 1 Dragon Ward
Treasure Trails: Saradomin Full Helm, Ranger Boots, Rune Body (t), Saradomin Vambraces, Various God Pages
Misc:1 Onyx,1 Ahrim's Hood, 1 Guthan's Chainskirt, 1 Demon Slayer Boots

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Replies 142
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

How are people voting for Taylor Swift? Miley's AIDS and chlamydia are enough to knock out Taylor in about 10 seconds flat.

 

The fight must be that intense if there is an exchange of fluids in middle of the fight itself. Possibly rethinking my vote now.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I think this battle has been a case of "Who do I like more?" than a real battle.

 

Unfortunately, I'd agree. It always seems that I vote for the losing side. So basically, I need to start voting for the one who I think SHOULDN'T win.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Fight #8 Aftermath:

At the start of the fight, both Cyrus and Swift agreed to fight by Anchorman rules (Rule Number one: No touching of the hair or face. And that's it). It was the cat-fight of the century (even more so than Zuckerberg vs. Assange). Both Cyrus and Swift began clawing at each others arms and torsos. Neither one seemed to gain the upper hand, until Cyrus landed a kick with her cowboy boots straight into Swift's torso, digging her spurs in. Swift fell to the floor, gasping for air and bleeding out her shirt. Swift began crawling towards the edge of the ring, slowly and steadily, as Cyrus began working the female tweens in the crowd to a craze. Finally, Cyrus went in for the final kill shot when all of a sudden she began having a flashback and started to hallucinate that there were thousands of spiders crawling all over her. As Cyrus started to claw all over herself to try and get rid of the spiders, Swift eventually regained enough strength to bash Cyrus' skull in with an acoustic guitar, thus breaking the only rule. Cyrus died moments later, with Swift emerging victorious. Unfortunately for Swift, her open wounds came into contact with Cyrus's blood. One can only imagine the diseases she may face later.

 

Swift wins, 16-14.

 

 

Fight #9:

Chris Christie vs Michael Moore

Wiki:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_christie

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Moore

 

POI:

http://www.politico.com/blogs/click/1011/POLITICO_Playback_Chris_Christie_jokes.html

http://sithoughts.mu.nu/archives/028112.html

99 dungeoneering achieved, thanks to everyone that celebrated with me!

 

♪♪ Don't interrupt me as I struggle to complete this thought
Have some respect for someone more forgetful than yourself ♪♪

♪♪ And I'm not done
And I won't be till my head falls off ♪♪

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Let's get this out of the way; Both men are probably too big to sustain a fight for very long.

 

That said, Moore is apparently an NRA member, though if Wikipedia is to be believed, he plans to dismantle the organization (And so probably does not use guns). And he seems more like he would try to talk a problem away than fight it.

 

I don't know much about Christie, but he is/was an attorney and is currently in politics, and therefore would probably be willing to get his hands dirty.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Christie has gone up against unions and won, I don't expect there to be a tougher fight than that.

99 dungeoneering achieved, thanks to everyone that celebrated with me!

 

♪♪ Don't interrupt me as I struggle to complete this thought
Have some respect for someone more forgetful than yourself ♪♪

♪♪ And I'm not done
And I won't be till my head falls off ♪♪

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Personally, I would like to see both knock each other out of the game since I was never a fan of either to begin with. Of course, I think the fight would be viciously bloody and long, so deciding a winner would be hard.

 

I think I'll go for Christie. Feminine name for a guy, but he isn't afraid. A big bonus is that he has power.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Where's the fight being held? If it's in Jersey, there's a good chance Moore will be dead before he makes it to the arena.

Assume a neutral setting.

99 dungeoneering achieved, thanks to everyone that celebrated with me!

 

♪♪ Don't interrupt me as I struggle to complete this thought
Have some respect for someone more forgetful than yourself ♪♪

♪♪ And I'm not done
And I won't be till my head falls off ♪♪

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • 2 months later...

Chris Christie vs Michael Moore

Wiki:

http://en.wikipedia..../Chris_christie

http://en.wikipedia....i/Michael_Moore

 

POI:

http://www.politico....stie_jokes.html

http://sithoughts.mu...ves/028112.html

 

Aftermath:

Wall getting to the stage, both Christie and Moore had a heart attack. Christie was able to survive just long enough to have a flat bed truck get him to the hospital, Moore died before getting there. Christie ended up needing quadruple bypass surgery, but survived.

 

Chris Christie wins, 9-6.

 

 

 

Fight 10, Santa vs Jesus.

Who will win?

99 dungeoneering achieved, thanks to everyone that celebrated with me!

 

♪♪ Don't interrupt me as I struggle to complete this thought
Have some respect for someone more forgetful than yourself ♪♪

♪♪ And I'm not done
And I won't be till my head falls off ♪♪

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Given that Jesus founded the world's largest religion, and Santa is just a mutation of one of many of this religion's saints, I'm pretty sure Jesus would win.


"Imagine yourself surrounded by the most horrible cripples and maniacs it is possible to conceive, and you may understand a little of my feelings with these grotesque caricatures of humanity about me."

- H.G. Wells, The Island of Doctor Moreau

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Jesus is 33 years old. Santa is a fat, old man. I can't see how Santa can win.

 

Unless he masses his elven army into it, of course.

"The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is."

siggy3s.jpg

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Santa can travel around the world very quickly, has the guts to live in the North Pole (which hasn't been in good shape), happens to have free labor (elves) for an army which hasn't complained about work conditions, and is backed up by many children. If he has knowledge of every little kid's bad habits, he must have some other skills.

 

On the other hand, Jesus was actually killed by the Roman Empire and is backed by a deity. The biggest point is his "turn to the other cheek" approach, which isn't a good fighting strategy overall.

 

Santa's going to demolish him.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

If Santa even does kill Jesus, we'll just wait three days for him to resurrect.

 

Jesus' strategy going into this is going to be simply to not lose. As long as he keeps rising from the dead, Santa will not win.

 

I put my money in Jesus. Santa might get overheated in his outfit, too.

pMcEU.png

| My Tumblr |

Link to comment
Share on other sites

If Santa even does kill Jesus, we'll just wait three days for him to resurrect.

 

Jesus' strategy going into this is going to be simply to not lose. As long as he keeps rising from the dead, Santa will not win.

 

I put my money in Jesus. Santa might get overheated in his outfit, too.

 

But a majority of fights have a ten second count, and I doubt nobody will sit and wait a good three days for him to come back. The only use of his revivals are rematches, and this one is solely for one fight.

 

Santa isn't always in his outfit you know.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

The whole reason Santa is alive is because Christmas is supposedly the day Jesus was born. No Jesus, no Santa. Jesus wins?

My relaxation method involves a bottle of lotion, beautiful women, and partial nudity. Yes I get massages.

 

ojdv.jpg

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now

×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

By using this site, you agree to our Terms of Use.