Crocefisso Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 Though Palin can hunt, I imagine Bachmann ambushing her in the prairie and suffocating her by ramming the US census down her throat. "Imagine yourself surrounded by the most horrible cripples and maniacs it is possible to conceive, and you may understand a little of my feelings with these grotesque caricatures of humanity about me." - H.G. Wells, The Island of Doctor Moreau Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RpgGamer Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 Palin. She kills bears with her bare hands. Quote Quote Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic. Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos. PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude Steam: NippleBeardTM Origin: Brand_New_iPwn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sees_all1 Posted September 24, 2011 Author Share Posted September 24, 2011 Fight #2 Aftermath:Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann entered the arena together, side by side, to a chant of "Drill Baby Drill!" With tea partiers working themselves into a frenzy, shots could be heard from automatic weapons in the cheap seats. This calmed enough people down for one of the two (Can't be sure which one) to begin addressing the crowds, talking about government waste, constitutional principals, and invoking the name of Ronald Reagan several times. Later it became evident that this was Bachmann, after Palin took the microphone and began talking about how she could see Russia from her house. The fight began, and immediately Bachmann called Palin a RINO. The two began clawing, moments later Sarah Palin revealed her true form, quite literally a mother grizzly bear! As Palin was transforming, Bachmann could be seen quite visibly shaking, fury and rage building inside her. Beams of intense energy shot out of her eyes, singing Palin's fur. Palin took one swipe with her giant paw, crumpling Bachmann to the ground. Winner: Palin, 15-7. Fight #3, Karl Marx versus Adam Smith. Wikipedia Pages here:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_smithhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karl_marx Remarks about the pre-fight:A couple of the greatest thinkers of their time, Adam Smith is known as the father of capitalism, Karl Marx is known as the one of the principal architects of modern social science. Smith formed the basis for the "invisible hand," while Marx spent his lifetime describing the shortcomings of capitalism and promoting a stateless, classless society. Two great thinkers, two opposing ideas. Pages of interest here:http://www.encyclopedia.com/topic/Adam_Smith.aspxhttp://www.enotes.com/topics/karl-marx 99 dungeoneering achieved, thanks to everyone that celebrated with me! ♪♪ Don't interrupt me as I struggle to complete this thoughtHave some respect for someone more forgetful than yourself ♪♪♪♪ And I'm not doneAnd I won't be till my head falls off ♪♪ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K4ylan Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 Adam Smith. He looks like a total badass. Btw, can you make a post announcing the new fight either in the results post or a post directly after? ~~~The Harpy List~~~Harpy Facts~~~It's Super Effective~~~The Beginning~~~Harpy Therapy Center~~~Alg~~~Jedi Harpy~~~Rohirrim~~~Attenuation~~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sees_all1 Posted September 24, 2011 Author Share Posted September 24, 2011 Adam Smith. He looks like a total badass. Btw, can you make a post announcing the new fight either in the results post or a post directly after?Yeah, I can do that. 99 dungeoneering achieved, thanks to everyone that celebrated with me! ♪♪ Don't interrupt me as I struggle to complete this thoughtHave some respect for someone more forgetful than yourself ♪♪♪♪ And I'm not doneAnd I won't be till my head falls off ♪♪ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_love_burritos Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 Smith would make Marx his [bleep]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasignhagj Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 Adam Smith. Capitalism is ruthless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocefisso Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 Seeing as capitalism beat communism in the historical arena, it's only natural to assume that Smith would do the same to Marx. "Imagine yourself surrounded by the most horrible cripples and maniacs it is possible to conceive, and you may understand a little of my feelings with these grotesque caricatures of humanity about me." - H.G. Wells, The Island of Doctor Moreau Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obfuscator Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 Idk, Marx' beard looks pretty badass. "It's not a rest for me, it's a rest for the weights." - Dom Mazzetti Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K4ylan Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 But look at Smith's face! It looks like his cheekbones are about to uppercut you. ~~~The Harpy List~~~Harpy Facts~~~It's Super Effective~~~The Beginning~~~Harpy Therapy Center~~~Alg~~~Jedi Harpy~~~Rohirrim~~~Attenuation~~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevepole Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 Marx all day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzle229 Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 Marx. Get back here so I can rub your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sees_all1 Posted September 25, 2011 Author Share Posted September 25, 2011 Fight #3, Karl Marx versus Adam SmithAftermath:As soon as the bell rang signalling the start of the fight, something amazing happened. Adam Smith began summoning the power of the invisible hand. As Smith was chanting encantations, Marx began summoning the common man. The unionized people in the audience, all the arena staff and workers began assembling and marching towards the ring, singing in unison, "Solidarity Forever". As the first union workers made it to the ring a curious thing occurred. Something began picking the workers up, and tossing them away. The invisible hand had been summoned! As the invisible hand was taking care of the unions, Smith turned his focus onto Marx. A fist-fight ensued, a classic brawl. Marx went for a quick one-two, Smith countered and connected squarely with an uppercut to the chin. Marx went down hard. At that point we can only assume the invisible hand focused on Marx, as he began turning blue in the face. A final shudder, and Marx was dead. Winner: Smith, 12-9. Fight #4, Thomas Edison versus Nikola Tesla Wikipedia pages here:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Edisonhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nikola_Tesla Remarks about the pre-fight:Between the two of them, more than 1,700 patents were granted. Some interesting facts, Edison is usually credited with inventing the lightbulb (instead he only improved upon it); Tesla invented the radio (the USPTO reversed its decision, later to be reinstated by the Supreme Court) but doesn't get credit. Edison favored direct current, Tesla favored alternating current. Pages of interest here:http://www.neatorama.com/2008/02/11/10-fascinating-facts-about-edison/http://proavmagazine.com/pro-av-articles/fascinating-facts-about-nikola-tesla.aspx 99 dungeoneering achieved, thanks to everyone that celebrated with me! ♪♪ Don't interrupt me as I struggle to complete this thoughtHave some respect for someone more forgetful than yourself ♪♪♪♪ And I'm not doneAnd I won't be till my head falls off ♪♪ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riku3220 Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 Tesla, all day every day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xSxqPowerx Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 Easily Tesla. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocefisso Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 Tesla it is. "Imagine yourself surrounded by the most horrible cripples and maniacs it is possible to conceive, and you may understand a little of my feelings with these grotesque caricatures of humanity about me." - H.G. Wells, The Island of Doctor Moreau Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star. Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 Because of his eccentric personality and his seemingly unbelievable and sometimes bizarre claims about possible scientific and technological developments, Tesla was ultimately ostracized and regarded as a mad scientist by many late in his life. Tesla indeed. ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiny Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 Tesla's got this, hands down. He'd have the passion and fury against Edison which Edison wouldn't posess I reckon. Edison screwed Tesla, not the other way around :P. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obfuscator Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 Telsa supposedly invented a device that could destroy the world, I'll take him. "It's not a rest for me, it's a rest for the weights." - Dom Mazzetti Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzle229 Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 Well let's see. There's the stuff Tesla made, and there's the stuff Tesla made that Edison stole/ruined forever. I'm going with Tesla. Get back here so I can rub your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrGreens Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 tesla fyi, ladies dig the talonsHot man of the Trickster Pirates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K4ylan Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 Who's the lone man that chose Edison? ~~~The Harpy List~~~Harpy Facts~~~It's Super Effective~~~The Beginning~~~Harpy Therapy Center~~~Alg~~~Jedi Harpy~~~Rohirrim~~~Attenuation~~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sees_all1 Posted September 25, 2011 Author Share Posted September 25, 2011 I chose Edison, simply because Edison 1-up'd Tesla many times in real life, and did a very good job of destroying him. We learn about Edison in 1st grade, not Tesla. 99 dungeoneering achieved, thanks to everyone that celebrated with me! ♪♪ Don't interrupt me as I struggle to complete this thoughtHave some respect for someone more forgetful than yourself ♪♪♪♪ And I'm not doneAnd I won't be till my head falls off ♪♪ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevepole Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 I'd vote for Edison but Tesla just seems like a straight up nut in his later years trying to invent crazy weaponry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkmutt Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 Tesla probably invented a time machine but decided against using it for fear of paradox. [hide=Drops]Dragon: Spear x1, Med helm x3, legs x2, pickaxe x1, skirt x3, scimitar x1Barrows: DH helm x1, Verac Brassy x2, Karil Skirt x1, Ahrim Hood x2, Guthan SpearGWD: Arma Helm x1Other: Handcannon x4, Leaf Bladed Sword x3[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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