Alg Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 I chose Edison, simply because Edison 1-up'd Tesla many times in real life, and did a very good job of destroying him. We learn about Edison in 1st grade, not Tesla.But when you become old enough to read Cracked, that changes :razz: I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeno Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 Tesla was also tinkering with vibrational patterns, and learned how he could take down cities with vibrations alone... my money is on him Stats[hide][/hide]Click for my adventurer's log Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sees_all1 Posted September 26, 2011 Author Share Posted September 26, 2011 Sorry no update, I've got two exams tomorrow and another the day after. Darn thing about real life is it just keeps getting in the way. 99 dungeoneering achieved, thanks to everyone that celebrated with me! ♪♪ Don't interrupt me as I struggle to complete this thoughtHave some respect for someone more forgetful than yourself ♪♪♪♪ And I'm not doneAnd I won't be till my head falls off ♪♪ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sees_all1 Posted September 28, 2011 Author Share Posted September 28, 2011 Fight #4 Aftermath:I wish I could say it was a close fight, but then I'd be lying.Three seconds after the opening bell rang, Tesla started hand-cranking a box clockwise. This box made a loud whirling noise; it became apparent that it was a mind control device. Edison walked to the center of the ring, and sat down. Tesla then started making a cooing noise, and thousands upon thousands of pidgeons began flooding the arena. They all started defecating on Edison. Tesla made a different cooing noise, and the birds flew away. Finally, Tesla began spinning the crank on his box counter-clockwise, it began to vibrate at the exact resonant frequency of pidgeon feces. The feces on Edison began to boil and explode. This happened precisely three minutes and three seconds after the match began - Edison was obliverated. Winner: Tesla 21-3. Fight #5, Chuck Norris versus Jackie Chan Wikipedia pages here:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norrishttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackie_chan Remarks about the pre-fight:Hopefully the universe doesn't explode from the sheer awesomeness of this fight. While both are famous actors, there are some key differences. Jackie Chan is most noted for doing his own stunts, while Chuck Norris was a competitive karate fighter (183-10-2) before getting into film. Pages of interest here:http://www.chucknorrisfacts.comhttp://cinemassacre.com/2008/05/06/top-ten-jackie-chan-fights/ Who will win? 99 dungeoneering achieved, thanks to everyone that celebrated with me! ♪♪ Don't interrupt me as I struggle to complete this thoughtHave some respect for someone more forgetful than yourself ♪♪♪♪ And I'm not doneAnd I won't be till my head falls off ♪♪ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/499 It'll probably be a draw. They'll get into their fighting stances and everything within 5 miles will be leveled by a wave of badass. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K4ylan Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 Jackie Chan all day. HE GETS STRONGER WITH AGE!! ~~~The Harpy List~~~Harpy Facts~~~It's Super Effective~~~The Beginning~~~Harpy Therapy Center~~~Alg~~~Jedi Harpy~~~Rohirrim~~~Attenuation~~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riku3220 Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 Eh, Jackie Chan's recent stuff has sucked. I mean really, The Spy Next Door and The Karate (Kung Fu) Kid? Chuck Norris however is still an internet god. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkmutt Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 Jackie all the way. Sure Chuck was Super Karate Master, but Jackie was trained in the China Drama Academy; where he learned martial arts and acrobatics (from wikipedia). Many martial arts + acrobatics > one martial art. Plus if there just so happens to be any props within the general vicinity Jackie would find a way... [hide=Drops]Dragon: Spear x1, Med helm x3, legs x2, pickaxe x1, skirt x3, scimitar x1Barrows: DH helm x1, Verac Brassy x2, Karil Skirt x1, Ahrim Hood x2, Guthan SpearGWD: Arma Helm x1Other: Handcannon x4, Leaf Bladed Sword x3[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orpheus Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 This isn't a fair fight. For one we don't know the setting. If it's at a construction site, Jackie Chan wins. If not, I'd give it to Chuck Norris. I guess. I was going to eat hot dogs for dinner tonight. I think I will settle for cereal. OPEN WIDE HERE COMES THE HELICOPTER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homer205 Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 This isn't a fair fight. For one we don't know the setting. If it's at a construction site, Jackie Chan wins. If not, I'd give it to Chuck Norris. I guess.I think any open area/ring with no obstacles gives the fight to Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sees_all1 Posted September 28, 2011 Author Share Posted September 28, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmVVpwaG408 I look at Chuck's record and have to think, "How can anyone beat this guy?"Anyhow, I always envisioned the arena to look similar to a "pro" wrestling ring, complete with bungie sides. As far as props go, anything goes. 99 dungeoneering achieved, thanks to everyone that celebrated with me! ♪♪ Don't interrupt me as I struggle to complete this thoughtHave some respect for someone more forgetful than yourself ♪♪♪♪ And I'm not doneAnd I won't be till my head falls off ♪♪ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obfuscator Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 Close, but I have to go with chuck. "It's not a rest for me, it's a rest for the weights." - Dom Mazzetti Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noxx Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 Chuck Norris hands down. Nothing and no one can beat the Chuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevepole Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 Chuck Norris hands down. Nothing and no one can beat the Chuck. Except for Jackie Chan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star. Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 Chuck. I don't think Jackie Chan is all that but maybe that's because I despise his soul. ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resistance Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 Jackie Chan is 57, Chuck Norris is 71. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sees_all1 Posted September 28, 2011 Author Share Posted September 28, 2011 Jackie Chan is 57, Chuck Norris is 71. Right, but we get to assume otherwise. I'm assuming its the Chuck Norris that just retired from competitive Karate, the young punk. Although I have to admit, he probably was most famous during Walker, Texas Ranger. Another point I'd like to make - Jackie Chan does movies. For every kick-ass sequence of moves, there were probably 10 or more outtakes where he messed up.There are no second (or tenth) chances or redo's in competitive karate, so Chuck legitimately won each and every match. 99 dungeoneering achieved, thanks to everyone that celebrated with me! ♪♪ Don't interrupt me as I struggle to complete this thoughtHave some respect for someone more forgetful than yourself ♪♪♪♪ And I'm not doneAnd I won't be till my head falls off ♪♪ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sees_all1 Posted September 29, 2011 Author Share Posted September 29, 2011 Fight #5 Aftermath:Fortunately for us, the universe did not explode at the speed of light. Jackie Chan and Chuck Norris bowed to each other, the bell rang and the fight began. Even the fastest cameras could not capture the blur of fists and feet, intense hand to hand combat. Steadily both Chan and Norris fought their way forward and back, pushing Chan near the ropes. Suddenly Chan jumped onto the ropes, bungied up, grabbed the ceiling and started jungle-jmming through the rafters faster than a monkey. Chuck Norris used his roundhouse kick against the rope to propel himself up to Chan, who jabbed him in the eye. Norris twisted, fell back to the ring, only to land on both feet. He gave a mighty kick to a pillar, crumbling the entire building. Chan landed on Norris, in a twisted heap of steel and debris. Both bleeding badly, it was clear that neither had the upper hand. Finally after more intense hand to hand combat, Norris threw a kick. Jackie Chan's fist collided mid air with Norris' foot; splitting the atoms between them. A nuclear explosion ensued, consuming both fighters. Winner: Neither, 11-11. Fight #6, George Washington versus Abraham Lincoln Wiki:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_washingtonhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abraham_Lincoln Remarks about the pre-fight:These two are probably the most respected Presidents ever to serve the United States of America. Washington played a pivotal role in helping to establish the new country, while Lincoln fought through a bloody civil war only to reunite and heal a broken nation. POI:http://usgovinfo.about.com/od/thepresidentandcabinet/a/gwtheman.htmhttp://www.toptenz.net/facts-about-abraham-lincoln.php 99 dungeoneering achieved, thanks to everyone that celebrated with me! ♪♪ Don't interrupt me as I struggle to complete this thoughtHave some respect for someone more forgetful than yourself ♪♪♪♪ And I'm not doneAnd I won't be till my head falls off ♪♪ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkmutt Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 My vote normally would have gone to Abe...but, George is just far too badass to go unrecognized. First he's in a decent position in the British army, then he changes the color of his jacket and becomes a general of the continental army. Then it's Christmas and he's like [bleep] you, crosses the Delaware and defeats the Hessians stationed there. Fast forward to the end of the war, he's offered leadership of new country. He says, "Haha lol noes I gotta check my farmville" and leaves to go farming. Then after the Articles of Confederation fails he's like, "Fear no more my children for I am here" and becomes the first president of the United States under the Constitution. I DARE YOU TO DENY THAT'S HOW IT WENT. Edit: I am satisfied with the results of the last match. [hide=Drops]Dragon: Spear x1, Med helm x3, legs x2, pickaxe x1, skirt x3, scimitar x1Barrows: DH helm x1, Verac Brassy x2, Karil Skirt x1, Ahrim Hood x2, Guthan SpearGWD: Arma Helm x1Other: Handcannon x4, Leaf Bladed Sword x3[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zierro Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 I agree with Junkmutt. Very few can even contest with good ol' Washington's badassery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocefisso Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 I'm going for Lincoln. "Imagine yourself surrounded by the most horrible cripples and maniacs it is possible to conceive, and you may understand a little of my feelings with these grotesque caricatures of humanity about me." - H.G. Wells, The Island of Doctor Moreau Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevepole Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 Washington's going to cut Abe down like a cherry tree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiny Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 This may be worth a read: http://www.mrlincolnandfriends.org/inside.asp?pageID=32&subjectID=2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocefisso Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 God damn it sees, I want more fights. :-D "Imagine yourself surrounded by the most horrible cripples and maniacs it is possible to conceive, and you may understand a little of my feelings with these grotesque caricatures of humanity about me." - H.G. Wells, The Island of Doctor Moreau Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sees_all1 Posted October 3, 2011 Author Share Posted October 3, 2011 I'll update this later today then. :shades: 99 dungeoneering achieved, thanks to everyone that celebrated with me! ♪♪ Don't interrupt me as I struggle to complete this thoughtHave some respect for someone more forgetful than yourself ♪♪♪♪ And I'm not doneAnd I won't be till my head falls off ♪♪ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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