Alg Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 Introverts unite! Far away from each other. In our homes. By ourselves.Read this on another forum and lost it. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muggiwhplar Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 I occasionally see friends on FB posting these whiney articles about how "unfair" and "misunderstood" life can be as an introvert. I worry that might become the next big victim movement. :\ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nine naked men Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 Nah the whole "ugh i'm so introverted you know how extroverts get energy from being AROUND people? well i get my energy for being ALONE" has been around for years, like mid 00s. it's not really victimhood stuff so much as it is your typical internet special snowflake horseshit, taking general traits that the majority of people feel at one point or another and turning it into an identity. see demisexuals, aromantics, etc. i don't know who wrote this but this is my legit favourite response to that kinda garbage.Do you spend more time on the internet than you should? Does the sudden brutal stabbing murder of a loved one give you feels? Can you remember at least one incident from high school that bothered you in some way? Relax; you’re not crazy — you’re an introvert! Welcome to the club!Still not sure? Take a look at these telltale signs, compiled by someone who nearly looked up ‘introvert’ in a dictionary.You might be an Introvert if…You read booksOnly introverts know how to read. If you enjoy this quirky, archaic pastime, you might just be an introvert!You go shopping by yourselfSure, it seems pretty ‘weird’, but you can do without the normal entourage required to pop down the shops for milk and bread. You see a gang of twelve to fifteen fashionable kids crowded in the freezer aisle, gabbing into their mobile phones while all cooperatively picking up the same packet of frozen peas and placing it into their single shared trolley and think, “No thanks; I like cats!”You like catsOr dogs. Or one single dog. Anything mammalian, really, and birds too even. Most people punch a baby rabbit in the face every morning before breakfast, so if you see a baby rabbit and go, “Aw, so cute,” you’re probably an introvert.You like to stay at homeNormal people literally explode if they stay in the same room for more than an hour, which is why they’re always dancing in the street, paragliding, swimming to the moon etc. If you get home from a hard day’s work and just want to relax on the couch with a hot cup of tea, guess what, you big ol’ introvert? That’s right it means you are one.You’re intelligent, creative and thoughtfulWouldn’t you know it, introverts are all of these! Heaps more than the average ‘popular’ moron.You have a rich inner worldYour inner world is just so rich, what with all of your observations about things; it’s a pity most people are too busy going “Blah blah blah, shopping, television!” to notice. But someone willing to humbly defer to your hidden genius will discover that you are a brilliant conversationalist who knows about a band.You need your quiet time and personal spaceExtroverts sometimes run up to you, wild-eyed, and just start yelling; just “AAAAARGH!!! AAAAAAAAARGH!!!” at the top of their lungs, their face an inch away from your own. Most people would be like, “Who’s this sexy extrovert? I wanna get down with this person,” but an introvert like you is more likely to think, “Yikes! I’m uncomfortable.”So if you’re an introvert, don’t worry! There are others like you, out there somewhere, suffering the same nearly-monthly indignity of people saying, “Are you okay?” or “Wow, you came!” to them. Just remember: being an introvert makes you special and interesting, like a black or a gay. Let’s show some introvert pride! 7 sleep like dead men wake up like dead men Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muggiwhplar Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 Lol that hit the nail on the head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gang Sabre Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 A bottle of Smirnof or a visit from my family :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lose No Hope Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 Skyping with my best friend. Getting through a week here and being able to actually relax on the weekend. 1 [hide]unbinding green's kidneys for ltk's heartdo you farm guam like me sir ltk[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gang Sabre Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 The smell of napalm in the morning. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unkn0wnwarrior Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 The size difference between this and the "Annoy the Hell out of You" thread. It makes me smile every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzle229 Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 This is making me way more excited than it should. When I was 9 I read a book called "The Day My Butt Went Psycho" about butts trying to conquer earth. Anyway, this book features a team of heroes who fight them, all named after their fighting techniques. They were the Slapper, the Kicker, and the Kisser. The Kisser turns out to be working with the butts. A few minutes ago I was laying in bed and had my mind blown as I finally got the joke. 1 Get back here so I can rub your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arceus Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 This is making me way more excited than it should. When I was 9 I read a book called "The Day My Butt Went Psycho" about butts trying to conquer earth. Anyway, this book features a team of heroes who fight them, all named after their fighting techniques. They were the Slapper, the Kicker, and the Kisser. The Kisser turns out to be working with the butts. A few minutes ago I was laying in bed and had my mind blown as I finally got the joke.That's hilarious. I don't think a children's book like that would stand these days though.. :rolleyes: . "Fight for what you believe in, and believe in what you're fighting for." Can games be art? --- My blog here if you want to check out my Times articles and other writings! I always appreciate comments/feedback. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Gabe Posted September 25, 2014 Author Share Posted September 25, 2014 This is making me way more excited than it should. When I was 9 I read a book called "The Day My Butt Went Psycho" about butts trying to conquer earth. Anyway, this book features a team of heroes who fight them, all named after their fighting techniques. They were the Slapper, the Kicker, and the Kisser. The Kisser turns out to be working with the butts. A few minutes ago I was laying in bed and had my mind blown as I finally got the joke.That's hilarious. I don't think a children's book like that would stand these days though.. :rolleyes: . There's actually a cartoon about this type of things. Everyone's butts come to life and they fight butts. It's really strange. Three months banishment to 9gag is something i would never wish upon anybody, not even my worst enemy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muggiwhplar Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Reminds me of that speech from Team America Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arceus Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 "...and then they all got thrown in jail for 20 years for harassment." "Fight for what you believe in, and believe in what you're fighting for." Can games be art? --- My blog here if you want to check out my Times articles and other writings! I always appreciate comments/feedback. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Because clearly that's something that people just do to make themselves seem special and not something that actually happens, amirite? I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 see demisexuals, aromantics By far my favorite snowflake identities. I do smile that these cargo cults of cultural victimhood have gotten so ridiculous. But maybe if they build the runway long enough they will trick the planes filled with sacred victimhood into landing on their runway. Thanks. Also, congrats on being sexual and romantic. Hope you have a good time with your empathy. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Significant_Otter Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 Mountain dew :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Lioness Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 2 Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, 'Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous?' Actually, who are you not to be?~ Marianne Williamson For account help/issues, please follow this link: Account Help. If you need further assistance, do not hesitate to PM me or post here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muggiwhplar Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 Seeing people on your ignore list get BANNED :twisted: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevill Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Seeing people on your ignore list get BANNED :twisted:I am a fan of that one, but nothing can quite make me smile the same way a certain very special girl does. My Tip.it goals/achieves blog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arceus Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 Helping people in H&A and seeing the thank you message they write letting you know you were helpful. "Fight for what you believe in, and believe in what you're fighting for." Can games be art? --- My blog here if you want to check out my Times articles and other writings! I always appreciate comments/feedback. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L S D Outlaw Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 Drop parties!!! http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NTAwWDUwMA==/z/bJMAAOxyzTJTjw6o/$_35.JPG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 I did well on a pair of midterms I wasn't sure about. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasignhagj Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Seeing someone post your crappy OC a year after you first posted it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L S D Outlaw Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Explanitory avvies involving sporks. :) http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NTAwWDUwMA==/z/bJMAAOxyzTJTjw6o/$_35.JPG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzle229 Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 I recently discovered that removing thermal paste from a heatsink is, like, reaaally satisfying. Get back here so I can rub your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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