frozenfish Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 raffle winner: Congratulations!! me: what?? raffle winner: you have won a raffle of 1mil!! me: kool raffle winner: would you like to claim your prize? me: ok raffle winner: just give me your password so we can transfer the gp over dont worry i work for jagex me: well if u r employed by jagex why do u need my pass? raffle winner: because it's the only way to give the money to you me: cant you just trade it? raffle winner: no! we must transfer me: ok my pass is ********** (me telling fake pass) raffle winner: thankyou and please enjoy the 1 mil! raffle winner logs out! Why didn't you report him for password scamming and jagex staff impersonation? well it didnt even enter my mind... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sakrifise Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 haha I use to stand in varrock world 1 and type "turning bad armour/weapons into rune" so if they gave me a iron plate or dragon hide i'd give them a rune plate.But in order for them to receive the rune they'd have to trade me their item first.yeah it seemed like a scam but in the end the people who traded me received their rune.those who called me a scammer.you missed out on a great opportunity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lode Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 me: "buying 10k ess" scammer wants to trade with you me accepts trade scammer puts up 1000 ess I put up 40k I press accept I see that there are suddenly 100 instead of 1000 ess I decline me: :P scammer: Ur good wow, he found me good :roll: Runescape: Lodev (Combat level been fixed at 101 for years now, Total level 1500+, playing since march 2002)Arenascape: Lode (Level 240+ Warlock) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevinyang222 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 You probably won't believe what happened to me. I think i have this screenied somewhere, I'll look for the pics. Anyway, back to the story Me: *gleefully picking up snapes at hobbies* Scaminoob7: Pms me, says "You're account has been logged for petty theft and perjury* Me: "What? I only stole snapes though? And those were appearing on the ground!" Scaminoob7: Give me your password and I will clean your record. I'm Jagex staff you can trust me! Me: "ok its ph*ckyou*sswipe" Scaminoob7: *logs off* Scaminoob7: *logs on* Scaminoob7: "THAT'S BS!* Me: "I thought Jagex staff didn't cuss?" Scaminoob7: "F*** you stupid moron, I asked for your real pass!" Reported three times for impersonation, password scamming, offensive language. Banned before i finished talking. =) I even bothered to look him up Kinda funny what these people do. 5 mins later- Scaminoob6: "You f***ing moron you got my brother banned! You cost him 30000m (not kidding). I'm going to kill you IRL" Me: *looks him up, not in highscores* Me: "I think you're banned. You're not in highscores." Scaminoob6: "OMFG what?! PLease help me i don't wanna lose my whip. Take it, sell it and trade it to Scaminoob5 ok?" Scaminoob6: "PLEASE! I only tried to get your pw., PLease i can't lose this, this is my mom's whip! GODAMIT HELP ME!" Me: "err, sure i guess why not?" Scaminoob6: "meet me in lumby* Me: *meets in lumby* Scaminoob6: *trades me whip, logs off* Me: *Teles away to a happy place to go pick up more snapes and wait for more stupid scammers* *FREE WHIP FOR KEVIN!* These scammers sure are stupid. Dragon Drops- D legs, finally Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blakey89 Posted January 31, 2006 Author Share Posted January 31, 2006 You probably won't believe what happened to me. I think i have this screenied somewhere, I'll look for the pics. Anyway, back to the story Me: *gleefully picking up snapes at hobbies* Scaminoob7: Pms me, says "You're account has been logged for petty theft and perjury* Me: "What? I only stole snapes though? And those were appearing on the ground!" Scaminoob7: Give me your password and I will clean your record. I'm Jagex staff you can trust me! Me: "ok its ph*ckyou*sswipe" Scaminoob7: *logs off* Scaminoob7: *logs on* Scaminoob7: "THAT'S BS!* Me: "I thought Jagex staff didn't cuss?" Scaminoob7: "F*** you stupid moron, I asked for your real pass!" Reported three times for impersonation, password scamming, offensive language. Banned before i finished talking. =) I even bothered to look him up Kinda funny what these people do. 5 mins later- Scaminoob6: "You f***ing moron you got my brother banned! You cost him 30000m (not kidding). I'm going to kill you IRL" Me: *looks him up, not in highscores* Me: "I think you're banned. You're not in highscores." Scaminoob6: "omg what?! PLease help me i don't wanna lose my whip. Take it, sell it and trade it to Scaminoob6 ok?" Scaminoob6: "PLEASE! I only tried to get your pw., PLease i can't lose this, this is my mom's whip! GODAMIT HELP ME!" Me: "err, sure i guess why not?" Scaminoob6: "meet me in lumby* Me: *meets in lumby* Scaminoob6: *trades me whip, logs off* Me: *Teles away to a happy place to go pick up more snapes and wait for more stupid scammers* *FREE WHIP FOR KEVIN!* These scammers sure are stupid. Lmao. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pramsey Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 heres one i got Jagex World4: we have recieved reports that you have scammed and hacked other individuals. Me: uhh what Jagex World4: In about 5 minutes your account will be banned so enjoy your last minutes (somethin like that) Me: thats not good Me: is there any way to stop it?? help? Me: i didnt do anything =( Jagex World4: well if you are really telling the truth.. Me: yes Jagex World4: I could log on and delete the charges againist you Jagex World4: but i would need your pass ~alright lots of boring stuff~ Me: ha! i knew you were a fake the whole time! Me: loser Jagex World4: .. Jagex World4: little ***** you stupid Mother ******* me: :D logs out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lode Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 I was buying power ammy and the guy swapped the power ammy for strength ammy. I mean, he was scamming for only 5k??? Runescape: Lodev (Combat level been fixed at 101 for years now, Total level 1500+, playing since march 2002)Arenascape: Lode (Level 240+ Warlock) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jepa69 Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 noob:selling rare black bread me:ok ill pay 10k for 1 noob:trade sent me:i pressed accept both times on accident and lost 10k on black bread=( ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ At the moment i can't really see the full form of the muffin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indizle Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 I tele from falador to varrock to meet a friend, a guy comes up to the center yelling "Selling Zezima's Burnt Fish/Lobster/Something like that". The worse part is, people believed him. He almost sold one for 200K to someone before I stopped the player buying it, telling him that a burnt fish is worthless and pointless, regardless of who burns it. Naturally the scammer wasn't too happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veryhyper Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Ever have a guy just come up to you and ask you your pass? I have. LAME. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penguin663 Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 i was in the wildy and i attack this noob. He said if u kill me if report u and u get banned and i get all your stuff. So i said ok then then killed him :) :) :) :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raiden2k2 Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 I was burying some bones I had saved up outside Varrock east bank one day.. And this kid comes up to me and says: Him: Hey. I'm jagex staff. We have chosen you to become a player moderator! Him: I just need your password! Me: Okay, here! ********* Me: Whoops.. Sorry, I forgot that Jagex blocks your password. Me: Can I get back to trimming my armor now? He just walked off after that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blakdragon39 Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 I was burying some bones I had saved up outside Varrock east bank one day.. And this kid comes up to me and says: Him: Hey. I'm jagex staff. We have chosen you to become a player moderator! Him: I just need your password! Me: Okay, here! ********* Me: Whoops.. Sorry, I forgot that Jagex blocks your password. Me: Can I get back to trimming my armor now? He just walked off after that. Ha!! that's awsome :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freesy Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Well, all my scam stories have already been said, so I'll share another fun noob story. Well, I was bored, so I decide to test something. I grab 5k from the bank, and walk up to this noob carrying a normal, 14gp staff and say, "omg!!111! omgomgomg ill buy ur staf 4 5k plsplspls!1111" Well, the noob just replies, "no" "plsplsplsplspls i just died" "no" "omgplsplsplsplsplsplsplspls all i have is 5k plsplspls" "do you have a wizerd hat?" "omgomgomg i ken get 1!!1" "ok ill trad u this staf for 1" So, i run off and get a magic hat (the magic store was like, 10 feet away), and I go back to the noob and redeem my staff for a 2gp magicians hat. Now THAT was fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobdjojo Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 omg ounce like along time agon on my main when i was a noob in a far away land this lvl 48 or somthing walks up to me and says him: hi me: uh hi Him wats your name me: um idk ( i reported him for asking for personal details) him: k well i m a staff member (reported again) me: sure Him: want me to trim your armor me: no ( reportedagain) HE tries all this scam attempts but fails untill he gets to that drop your items and alt f4 ( i wanted to play along so i told cool i wanna try that but just to make sure i going to the wild he fllwed me all the way to wild 45 untill he said him: are you gonna try it or not ME: take of you rune armor i don't want you to atack me him: k ( he does it ) i kill him get at least 100k rune weapons some noob stuff he scammed and like 50000 feathers and lol a bronze helm :D -no longer playing runescape, I have moved on to play world of warcraft. But I love the community of the forums so I plan to stay here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 the worst scam is... nothing lol being taken into wildy and being Pwn3d What? Its your fault your out there ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverchipmunk Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 One day, some guy i met earlier pmed me and asked if I wanted to know how he got 75 mil. I say yes, and he tells me he met someone who was Jagex staff and he told the guy his pass, then he logged out, and when he logged back in, he had the money. He tells me someones name, and I add them to my friends list. The new guy pms me and askes if i want 50 mil. I say yes. He asks if i want anything else, and offers 50 sets of full rune also. I say I'd like that. Then, finally, he asks for my password. I instantly report him and add him to my ignore list. Stupid scammers. :D :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hazardmaster Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Scammer: Good say sir. I represent the Jagex Staff. We have chosen you to become a player moderator! Me playing along: Wow amazing! Scammer: Indeed it is! All we will need is your donation of 50000 gold coins and your RuneScape password, or pin if you have one. *Me trades scammer, accepts giving him 50k. Then I decline on the 2nd page. Me: Whops! Sorry I just sneezed irl. You see, I'm allergic to crap. *reported* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blakey89 Posted February 15, 2006 Author Share Posted February 15, 2006 Scammer: Good say sir. I represent the Jagex Staff. We have chosen you to become a player moderator! Me playing along: Wow amazing! Scammer: Indeed it is! All we will need is your donation of 50000 gold coins and your RuneScape password, or pin if you have one. *Me trades scammer, accepts giving him 50k. Then I decline on the 2nd page. Me: Whops! Sorry I just sneezed irl. You see, I'm allergic to crap. *reported* Rofl at the last line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megahamster9 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 The worst scam... Well, I don't know that I've seen as good as scams as you people's have, but I'll give it a shot. Okay, so one day, some noob messaged me and was like: Hello, I am jagex staff, give me your password. *reported* Literally 5 seconds later: Hello, I am jagex staff, give me your password. *reported* 2 accounts trying to get my pass with the same message and nearly the same name. Kinda tells you something. And another one is the usual free trimming and the switching money (which I've seen someone attempt changing 100k to 1gp without being noticed, he walked off as though I actually accepted) Yea, these aren't very good ones, everyone elses is hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockDude101 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 I remember once I went along with a noob scam, the good old 'Jagex hides your pass' however my pass WAS: bast**d ; which as a swear/offensive word, Jagex automatically hides. After I explained to him, that he was a scammer he logged out / switched worlds / logged out and came back to the exact same world only to log in - right next to me (This was in Varrock West Bank) where he blindly restarted his scamming technique - which resulted in me reporting him. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Severation Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Some girl said she was watching Jagex staff and that she was watching me. :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iantiger Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 noob: jagex blocks your password, here look ******* me: really? ok, ************* noob: f u noob logs out You shouldn't ever say that, because to an innocent bystander, it looks as though you are working with the scammer as their partner in scamming, and if they happen to press the report button, Jagex may well see it from that point of view too... I believe there was a topic on these forums some time ago from someone whom this had happened to. ~Ian Retired Tip It Moderator | Zybez Radio DJ - Listen Here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scuza2100 Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 i was walking around when a guy comes up and offer 32k for my rune full helm. i said no and he walked off. then some noob came up and said: dood graver (noob): give me ur helm or ill report u!! me: no dood graver: im the runescape manager i can ban u!!! (insert me reporting him here!) me: reported another guy comes up and says: 18 Cb: reported me: ty so much d. g.: im a scape manager! i can get u blockt!!! me: oh no im so afraid. d. g.: hahahahahaha i reported u! d. g.: ull be blockt in an hour!!! me:noob THE END (the noob got reported about 4 or 5 times) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mat Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 Me: (fletching some yew longs) w00t 70 fletching Noob: Kool. Can i get some money? Me: No Noob: ok (leaves) Me: Rofl n00b. Noob: (comes back in about 5 minutes) Hey you want full guthan? Me: Sure Noob: give me your whip and i'll turn it into guthan. Me: ok (my friend walks into the bank) Noob: Trade!!! Me: i'm laggy, let me get my other whip (look in bank and pull out my full guthans) Noob: Trade!!!!! Me: (traded friend and then declined) Zomg!!!1 this person turned my whip into a full guthans. Noob: I can turn it into a better guthan Me: Reported (then next day i get a message from jagex: the account you reported has been banned). *Wtf is a better guthan?* rofl! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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