March 7, 200620 yr any noob that offers any members stuff on a free server. Someone also said they could dye my partyhat, make my santa hat have items inside of it, get me to a secret vault filled with money and of course pass block and item duplication. If anyone saw my post about favorite items, you'll know about the "t-search" dude. Click for mah Blog!- I'm not sure why you would though because i never update it Achieved 99 Thieving 3/10/07-992nd to it
March 8, 200620 yr I was in verrock bank on f2p scammer:Jagex blocks ur pass try ******* me:reports him (next day jagex told me they have banned him
March 8, 200620 yr I have a other one tonight scammer:Jagex Blocks your pass ******** me:reported scammer me: my pass is (a fake pass) youhavebeenreportednoob
March 8, 200620 yr Scammer: I can trim your items. Me: Really? Here you go (Trade him addy legs) Scammer: I need the plate to. Me: Ohh Okay, Give me the legs so i can give you the plate to. Scammer: Okay. (Trades me back my legs) Scammer: Now let me trim your armor. Me: Reported. Then The Scammer follows me and i whip out my rubber chicken and have a heck of a time making him run into the wildy where he evenutally is pked :P. Combat Level 50 with "Five Skills Capes" Mining, Cooking, Firemaking, Fletching and Woodcutting Over 75 Million EXP!!!!
March 8, 200620 yr In Varrock Sewer ages ago on a day I felt like playing dumb with a scammer cuz it's funny. Scammer: Hey, I know how you can upgrade your addy to rune Me: Really, how? Scammer: Follow me *Follows to that small cove to the far west from the entrance* Scammer: Drop it here, then hit Alt + F4 Me: Alt + F4 Me: Um... is something supposed to happen Scammer: No you [developmentally delayed]! The buttons ALT + F4 a minute passes Me: My knuckles are beginning to hurt Scammer: Not that kind of hit, use the buttons Me: Hunh? Me: You really need to think about how you explain it before you go Me: Trying to explain it to others Scammer: You f***ing [developmentally delayed]! (Reports x2) Me: I've reported you for both item scamming and offensive language Scammer: But it works, i swear it Me: Yeah yeah, tell that to the guys who designed this game when they ban you. Scammer: wtf, how'd you know it was a scam Me: Because the Alt + F4 thing got me a few times in the aol chatrooms a few years back. Me: Cya Scammer: But it works, i swear it Me: Dude, you already admitted it was a scam! Scammer: No i didn't Me: Um... I won't comment on that cuz you may find it offensive
March 8, 200620 yr "Drop the item pres alt-f4 and pick it up." I pretended to fall for that once, and when i logged back in, the guy started yelling: *!!! You gave me a F**king TINDERBOX?!?!?!?!?!??!" If there was a contest for which scamming story was the best, this one has my vote. If someone tryed that on me i'm gunna do the same thing :lol:
March 8, 200620 yr i have thousands of noob stories here are a few of my favs (note i am using the actual usernames) mr. cop: sir i think you have been scamming people megadedhed: ok so what are you gonna do mr. cop: give me your pass so i can check Megadedhed: no mr cop: you will be banned if you dont comply Me: lol yeah right mr cop: im giving you 5 seconds mr: so am i Mr cop: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP me: WTF? Mr cop: that is the sound of you being banned Me: if i was banned why am i still here mr cop: its not in effect untill tomarow or who could forget this one noob: give me allz ur money me: why noob: cuz i lvl 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000 and i will kill you me: fine..... (i trade him give him 100k, accept gfirst trade screen, decline second trade screen) noob: ahhhh! now i kill you! (the noob starts headbanging) me:.... heres a good one monkeys2190: ok u wanna share an account with me? me: ok monkeys2190: the username is maxxscape me: ok monkeys2190: ok first you give me your password and i give you the pass me: ok my pass is ouykcuf(not my real password) monkeys2190L: no it isnt me: how do you know? monkeys2190: cuz im tryig to change it me: why are you doing that? monkeys2190: oops! (runs away) :lol: :lol: Sigs made by Runemetsa, Nuzza, Dark_Shadow, Kuroi and Me.liquid blobs attacking eachother American Anime... YAY!
March 8, 200620 yr )Once this kind in know irl scammed me of full rune, 300k gp, and 5k yews. So eventually he says his mom made him get off Runescape and won't let him play. So the stupid noob asks if I can level up his account. (you can see where this is going :lol: ). My friend (we both hate him) helped me get my scamemd items on to Wyvern53, then I went around flamming people and scamming. Then I went on to world 2 and broke every single rule there was. And just in case he didn't get banned, I dropped everything he had in his bank (DD(p), full adamant, a few pots, some tuna, some big bones, herbs, a d long, some uncooked lobster, and a few gems), after an hour of breaking every rule on players alike, I saw the perfect target I could possibley see: 3 player moderators 8) . I flam, cuss, and scam them until I tallied up 36 accounts of breaking the rules. I read the messages in the inbox... banned.
March 9, 200620 yr "Drop the item pres alt-f4 and pick it up." I pretended to fall for that once, and when i logged back in, the guy started yelling: *!!! You gave me a F**king TINDERBOX?!?!?!?!?!??!" i had a version of thatt story noob: drop your item and press 1234 me:ok (nothing hapens) noob: wait try pressing 2345 me: ok noob: wait try ALT then F then 4 me: ok Noob: i dont understand this should have worked me: wait what? noob: when you pressed that you should have logged out, then i was gonna take the item you got\ me: whjy did you tell me this? noob: ooops! me: wait before you leave, its alt f4 try it noob: ok (he logs out) Sigs made by Runemetsa, Nuzza, Dark_Shadow, Kuroi and Me.liquid blobs attacking eachother American Anime... YAY!
March 9, 200620 yr Scammer: *, how'd you know it was a scam Me: Because the Alt + F4 thing got me a few times in the aol chatrooms a few years back. I wouldn't be too proud of that... :P Runescape: Lodev (Combat level been fixed at 101 for years now, Total level 1500+, playing since march 2002)Arenascape: Lode (Level 240+ Warlock)
March 9, 200620 yr noob: selling mega rune 50mill. :roll: :roll: :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol: Listen to the mighty words of Bloodredsword. Tip it MGC Xbox live leader board!
March 9, 200620 yr Have not been scammed for quite a long time but the last time someone (lvl 80+) tried to scam me is when I'm at world 2, I was selling something and he offered like 800k for that in the first screen but I was quite alert cause the amount is large and on the second screen I found that it was 80k, *reported*. He logged out after that. Another is when this n00bz tried to scam some stuffs which I don't remember what's that but I recalled I followed him from fally all the way to varrock yelling "**** (the RSN) is a scammer! 0mgz!11!!1!11". He got so annoyed and pissed off that he logged out after like 15minutes. lol. :lol: Thanks Metroid for the siggy and dark_shadow for avvy! \:D/ :thumbsup: <3 wendy
March 10, 200620 yr Hahaha, these are all a good laugh. The dumbest scam attempt I've faced would be when someone said, 'giv me ur items or i wil scam u' They were level 10. I reported them and when I told them I had they followed me around for five minutes begging me not to report them.
March 12, 200620 yr Password Scammers and Jagex staff impersonation are the worse type of scammers. however their failed attemts make me fall over the chair laughing and watching them getting a one way trip to ban land is even funnier :lol:
March 12, 200620 yr noone cares if someone tried to scam you, shut up 485th person to ever play RuneScapeBlue107- perm banned 10/12/2007. $300 USD reward if you can get me in contact with someone who will take 5 seconds to look at evidence and get my original character unbanned.
March 12, 200620 yr noone cares if someone tried to scam you, shut up opinion hor *cough*cough* the stupidest i've seen was when a level 20 was selling a rune long: scammer: *puts noted rune long in trade window* me: *puts 25k in trade window**accepts trade* scammer: *takes off the rune long.... 5 second pause..... puts up noted mith long.... accepts trade* me: *switches 25k into 2k to make reasonable* scammer: you noob rith longs are 25k!!! n33bz! omg!11! me: stop item switching and gimme my rune long scammer: fine.... for 25k me: *puts 25k in trade window* scammer: *puts up noted mith long* me: *changes 25k into 2k again* scammer: st0p itm swtchig! me: reportizzled scammer: no don't report me!!! i just needed some money after buying a mith long for 25k!!! me: stop being an idiot and leave me alone me: *quickly types before he could answer* go to hell scammer: fine :twisted:
March 12, 200620 yr Someone asked me if they can make my bow "pure"....? :? : 1437 : 173Lowest Combat to 1,000 Total in F2P (23 Combat)Check me out on YouTube!
March 12, 200620 yr Author noone cares if someone tried to scam you, shut up No one cares about what you have to say.
March 12, 200620 yr noone cares if someone tried to scam you, shut up No one cares about what you have to say. ownage pl0x :lol:
March 13, 200620 yr here are a few ones: scammer: selling rune long 30k! *i send trade request* *i put up 30k* *scammer puts up a noted iron long* *i decline* Me: u need work on ur scamming... *reports* scammer: Runescape blocks ur pass! ****** try it! Me: ******* hey it does work! Scammer: No, it's a scam! Me: idiot... *reports*
March 13, 200620 yr I HAD SOME HERE TOO. [i tell my sister my account was really hacked that time] noob:hello i'm jagex staff, i heard that your account was hacked and i'm here to help you. Tell me your hacked account's username and password please.[This noob tell me by private message] me :Appear in front of me then i'll give you my password. noob:Ok where are you? me : Draynor village bank. noob:[logged out suddenly] SECOND.... I'm buying rune platebody 70k. A person trade me and he offered a noted mithril platebody. I declined it and i report him. He's in my ignore list. Some stupid scams that is. http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/1020
March 16, 200620 yr 1st scammer, they both pmed me and their names were very similiar scammer: hello my name is jonathon and i work for jagex. we have been getting a lot of reports about you. your account will be banned in one hour. or you can help, and if you do you will get free members for a year. you have five minutes to make your decision me:um...ok and then i blocked the guy a minute later this other guy comes on and says the same thing so i told him i would help scammer: ok all you need to do is give me ur pass. then i will give u 1mil gold and full dragon and full rune. me: u sure ur name isn jonathon scammer:no...now give me ur pass me: reported!
March 16, 200620 yr Don't you just love the creativity of scammer.. well once i got scammed of my pass, yea not the brightest thing, but he got a hold of 300k or somewhat and he gave it out to random people that were walking by and soem of them actually pm after to say thanks. I was laughing that the person went through so much trouble but didint keep the money.
March 16, 200620 yr Me<---"Selling 200 laws!!! 500per" Teh Lvl 4 Newb<---"Give me the laws and then I'll go to bank." Me<---"-.-" :roll: Teh Lvl 4 Newb<---"Lol, your a noob lol." :lol: _______________________________________________________________ Me<---"Selling Rune 2h 60k!" Teh Lvl 7 Newb<---"Ill give u the money after u give me the 2h." Me<---"Do you know how dumb of a trick that is?" Teh Lvl 7 newb<---"Im reportin u." Me<---"Good luck with that, noobster..." :roll: RETIRED:XtnucxKanonatorTermionkatilUndead StrLed Floyd
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