The Back Room

[Earth]

Slimes could solidify into a giant spike ball, and use thier ability to convert thier own bodies to be able to "fly" and to bounce.

[Nexaduro]

There is no 'perfect' design, if you can think of one though I'll give you an internet.

Perfect design? How about Strider or Advisor? Or even better, an Advisor with a Striders gun.

 

The perfect design for a body would be one that never needed nor created heat, one that could absorb energy in any form and had no need for any oriface or appendage, one which was made of a solidified noble gass and thus never degraded or broke chemically, one where our brain had instead been fused together with our other nerves, we would have developed a hard inner and outer body and our joints would be consisting of several layers. We would no longer have any organs except one that covered our entire body, we would reproduce asexually and our vission and other senses would all originate from all over our body where our body had become both photo and pressure sensitive. Our mind would have devoloped past the necessity of pain and we would instead feel it as a fourth sense (having only it vission, touch and hearing). We would be able to expand our bodies with enough strength to allow vaccum to form inside us and to such an extent as to let us levitate off any source gravity with an atmosphere. We would be able to absorb and secrete gasses and liquids for propulsion and floatation. We would also be able to comunicate using electromagnetic waves.

 

Anyone else imagining a shiny, purple orb flying around in space?

Slimes could solidify into a giant spike ball, and use thier ability to convert thier own bodies to be able to "fly" and to bounce.

KIRBY.

 

Discussion over.

[Ieyfura]

Nex wins. lmao!

[The_Mather1]

Wait, Kirby has eyes ears and a mouth, what I described had none of those.

[Nero]

A few weeks ago, I was sick with some bug that made you feel like crap until you barfed a few times, then you were fine.

A hangover?

[Jehosaphat]

A few weeks ago, I was sick with some bug that made you feel like crap until you barfed a few times, then you were fine.

A hangover?

Nope. Actual sickness.

 

Maybe the bacteria had a hangover. I dunno.

[archimage_a]

The yeast in the hangover inducing substance, perhaps?

[Seraphi]

Haha oh wow.

 

Psionics are to Xcom what a baseball bat is to a knee.

 

I can now clear every single mission without even firing a shot, by mind controlling all the aliens and making them chew on a live grenade.

 

It makes it too easy, and it's pretty boring now, though.

[archimage_a]

Yeah, it was why they nerfed Psionics in Apocolypse...You have a 2.5% chance of controlling Aliens or something for most of the game, and even then only for a few seconds/a round or two and only certain aliens.

[Seraphi]

Yeah, I was hoping to play apocalypse, but I can't find a copy anywhere for less than like £50, and less reputable methods have failed me.

[archimage_a]

Hmmm, before you jump to the illegal you should consider the more savoury channels for games that have fallen out of production

 

 

http://www.abandonware-paradise.fr/godownload-X_Com_Apocalypse.zip.html

 

Username : ABANDONWARE

Password : PARADISE

 

Alternatively you can buy it for £3 here, or the entire set for £9.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/7660/

[Seraphi]

Oh wow, thanks. That's actually really handy.

[archimage_a]

Blasted MSN has updated again...Yet another useless design change which is confuse and slow down usage for a few weeks....Huzzah for Microsoft. <_<

[Icuownage]

Yeah, that update has been met with a negative reply. It's better to just get the old version back.

[The_Mather1]

You mean the one with the wierd contact setup? I both love and hate the way it has notifications for facebook friends logging in, makes me feel like I've got hundreds of contacts.

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It makes me feel that things are getting a little too integrated...I mean we have computers that record passwords and credit card details and Instant Messangers that collect all the infomation from all the social networking sites we have...

 

Stealing all of our information is going from knowing a dozen different passwords on a dozen different sites, to knowing two passwords...one on Steam and one on MSN...

 

[/Rage]

[Seraphi]

Next, they'll integrate banking and every appliance in your household.

[Jehosaphat]

Next, they'll integrate banking and every appliance in your household.

Remember this when your toaster starts ordering vibrating spatulas and tells you via MSN that it's for "personal reasons".

[Ieyfura]

Next, they'll integrate banking and every appliance in your household.

Remember this when your toaster starts ordering vibrating spatulas and tells you via MSN that it's for "personal reasons".

 

Oh my. Thank you Stork. I needed the laugh xD

[Retech]

Well there goes half my breakfast. <_<

[archimage_a]

Yeah, we should stay off this topic... Though many giggles were had when it was first said, now it is just a bit creepy.

[The_Mather1]

I almost can't believe one year has that much to say about humor... no, wait, I was telling that kind of jokes in the eight grade.

[Jehosaphat]

....And yet another one of life's many pleasures is destroyed by Calculus projects.

 

Now every time I see a rainbow I'm going to think "To hell with you, you damned angle of refraction! TO HELL WITH YOU!"

[The_Mather1]

JaGEx just reached a new level of adoring:

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Adoring=Creepy.