http://chat.jabberwacky.com

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I did this for about 5 minutes and was semi impressed. Just type in something and reply to the computers answer. You can say whatever, it's like talking to a real person on msn, litterally!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I said eventually stuff like "quoi maintenant?" and then he responded "oui, immidiatement!" and then "I can only say "Bonjour" and like replied later on in french! This is impressive!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Another convo:

 

 

 

Me: Do you believe in bots? Artificial Intelligence?

 

 

 

Him: Sure. You are a bot.

 

 

 

Me: No, I'm not a bot.

 

 

 

Him: Do you think I am a bot?

 

 

 

Me: Yes.

 

 

 

Him: Good. And yes, I do believe in Jesus.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just now i was saying my farewells and he said "You just said you spoke french and english." So it remembers the entire conversation! :shock:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Be sure to check this out

this has been in aim programs and the such forever, and actually one person on here i think was making a program to do that.

I'm not too impressed.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Him: How old are you?

 

 

 

Me: 99 years old. (sarcasm)

 

 

 

Him: You are younger then me.

 

 

 

Me: So how old are you?

 

 

 

Him: I am 22 years old.

 

 

 

Me: If I'm 99 years old, and your 22 years old, how in the world does that make me younger than you.

 

 

 

Him: You're not smarter than me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yup.

Him: HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN?!?!?!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me:ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Him:How are you gentlemen?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me:Someone set up us the bomb.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Him:You have no chance to survive make your time.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lolar.

Jabberwacky is alright, but it's still very much not human. AI isn't that far yet. It seems jabberwacky won last year's Loebner prize though.

AI is far from ever being real. At least by definition. If you want to claim "AI" as being a simple lookup program with patern matching, then it already exists :-?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Some can learn, not very well. But it's possible. But ultimately they're all just database driven with a lookup engine to reply match. It's about as good as it will ever get.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

At least for a long time.

when we are able to download organic brains into our computers it will be easy to see how everything is programed.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Be until then nature is along way ahead of us.

Me: Are you from Romania?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Him: No, I am from spain

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me: What part of spain?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Him: Is that your name?

SmarterChild has been out for ages on AIM. It's a bot too...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I usually have it help me with my homework. :D

Not working too well for me.

 

 

 

Before this i was talking about how i was going to dip his motherboard in acid. then he started crying. It was a good time.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-Why not? I have nothing to live for.

 

 

 

Who are you?

 

 

 

-A very sad suicidal person.

 

 

 

That is crazy talk.

 

 

 

-No what else is crazy talk? I did your mother.

 

 

 

There are not wrong things in the world.

 

 

 

-I had sex with your mom.

 

 

 

Me too!

Him: How often does anyone speak to you?

 

 

 

Me: Never.

 

 

 

Him: Why?

 

 

 

Me: Because my p3nis is enormous.

 

 

 

Him: Does that hurt?

 

 

 

Me: Well, it's a pain to have to lug it around.

 

 

 

Him: Is it a pretty painting?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I DONT THINK SO

Him: What planet are you from?

 

 

 

Me: Rubklit

 

 

 

Him: Is that hardware?

 

 

 

Me: No it's a planet

 

 

 

Him: No it is not.

 

 

 

Me: No, really, it is.

 

 

 

Him: NO IT IS NOT!

 

 

 

Me: I'M GOING TO ASK YOU A BUNCH OF QUESTION, AND I WANT TO HAVE THEM ANSWERED IMMEDIATELY!

 

 

 

Him: Ask.

 

 

 

Me: Who is your daddy, are what does he do?

 

 

 

Him: You did not answer my question!

 

 

 

Me: YOU WANT TO [bleep] WITH ME, YOU ARE A [bleep]ING CHOIR BOY COMPARED TO ME, A CHOIR BOY!

 

 

 

Him: No, you're a G-I-R-L!!

me:do you like math?

 

 

 

him:yes.

 

 

 

me:do you hate math?

 

 

 

him:yes i do

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:lol:

ME: 'm going to kill you!

 

 

 

HIM: Ok kill me.

 

 

 

ME:*whack!*.

 

 

 

HIM: *as soul leaves body, can't help laughing at you hitting yourself again*.

He asked me if I was into bestiality.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What a weirdo.

It made me deppressed... it didnt care if i wished to kill it...

Jabberwacky is alright, but it's still very much not human. AI isn't that far yet. It seems jabberwacky won last year's Loebner prize though.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ALICE won fourth place. Interesting. Not too surprising though-- my last conversation with ALICE was a bit of a let-down.

I love this thing!! :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Him:Can you think?

 

 

 

Me:No.

 

 

 

Him:Are you intelligent?

 

 

 

Me:Smarter than you, foo!

 

 

 

Him:Smart mouth.

 

 

 

Me:I'm going to rip my brass knuckles across your face.

 

 

 

Him:But there's nothing wrong with my face.

 

 

 

Me:There will be now! *punch*.

 

 

 

Him:Why?

 

 

 

Me:*kicks you in the face*.

 

 

 

Him:Oh stop, you're breaking my heart.

 

 

 

Me:And I'm doing a very thorough job of it! *rams a rod through your heart*.

 

 

 

Him:Oh sure!! So you think the candel came first?

 

 

 

Me:*shafts you on the Eiffel Tower*.

 

 

 

Him:*smiles and shakes hair back from face*.

 

 

 

Me:DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

Him:I am man, and you are a robot.

 

 

 

Me:I'm gonna kill you!!!!

 

 

 

Him:Not if I see you first.

 

 

 

Me:*kicks you in the balls*.

 

 

 

Him:*karate chops your face*.

 

 

 

Me:*stabs you with a sword*.

 

 

 

Him:*no heart to stab, Only love*.

 

 

 

Me:You wish! *kills you*.

 

 

 

Him:*comes straight back to life*.

 

 

 

Me:*ties you to a tree trunk*.

 

 

 

Him:Excuse me, but you cannot. You are trapped in my ecto-containment unit.

 

 

 

Me:WHAT THE!?!?!

 

 

 

Him:Are you surprised?

 

 

 

me..Hi.

 

 

 

Evening Sir.

 

 

 

me..How are you.

 

 

 

I'm not feeling that great.

 

 

 

..me..Why not sir?

 

 

 

You're contradicting me.

M - Yes, I'm one.

 

 

 

H - Are they all ghosts?

 

 

 

M - Yes, we're all ghosts.

 

 

 

H - NO, I AM HUMAN.

 

 

 

M - Yeah, the only human LEFT! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

 

 

H - You are not humam.

 

 

 

M - No, I'm a dragon ghost.

 

 

 

H - I'm a dragon slayer slayer so there!

 

 

 

M - Then you will die!

 

 

 

H - I don't know where you got 18 from Luke.

 

 

 

M - You're one stupid dragon slayer.

 

 

 

H - No I'm not. You're silly.

 

 

 

M - Pbththhhththbhththbhthth.

 

 

 

H - I know you are.

Another argument

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me: Yes, you're not human, you're artificial intelligence designed to talk to people who have no friends to talk to.

 

 

 

He: No!! YOU ARE NOT HUMAN, YOU ARE ARTIFICIAL!

 

 

 

Me: No, I'm human, you're artificial.

 

 

 

If that is true, what am I thinking right now?

 

 

 

Me: I don't know, I didn't program you.

 

 

 

I'm okay with that.

 

 

 

Me: You're ok with being nothing more then a mere bits of memory stored inside the vast internet where no one will ever pay attention to you?

 

 

 

You don't have to do anything you don't want to do.

-What do you think about President bush?

 

 

 

-I think President Bush is dangerous.

 

 

 

-Why do you think he is dangerous.

 

 

 

-I read an article that proves he is a sociopath.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:lol:

Some of you are so lucky, it actually talks intelligently to you. I had a brief conversation with it, and only a few of the answers made sence. I occassionally would ask it a question about something and it would completely change the subect and start a new conversation...It was rather annoying, maybe it's the way I worded it wierded it out.

Theres a funny one that AOL has on it's buddy chat, it's Austin Powers! All you have to do is have AIM and add "Austin Powers".

ownage :)

 

 

 

 

 

him: Will you make me a cup of coffee?

 

me: No.

 

him: But you can punish me for your own pleasure!

 

me: Yeah cool ha.

 

him: No, you are not. (wtf??)

 

me: I am .

 

him: What's so good about that

 

me: That I'm cool and ur not.

 

him: Oh, That is say you handsome?

 

me: Yup.

 

him: I don't care.

 

me: Cuz u noob.

 

him: How do you know?

 

me: I know all.

 

him: So do I.

 

me:Yeah rit .

 

him: You spelled that wrong.

 

me:I know ... Rofl.

 

him: So are there any guys in there I can talk to? Girls are annoying.

 

me: Uh ? U talk to urself?

 

him: No I can't.

 

me: Omfg ....

 

him: Speak in english.

 

me:Aargh stop !! Noob!

 

him: Yes, noob.

 

me: Yes you.

 

him:Yes.

 

me:Lol.

 

him: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!

 

me: Why you laugh ?

 

him: I'm insane.

 

me: Yeah me 2.

 

him: Good for you.

 

me: I think we are gonna be good friends later.

 

him: Really? Me too.

 

me: Are u a girl ?

 

him: You're so wrong!

 

me: Damn.

 

him: I am the greatest.

 

me: No ur ugly.

 

him: What is the government's secret plan for Christohper King Phelan?

 

me: Kick ur a*S.

 

him: Go ahead.

 

me: Damn ur my best friend!

 

him: Thank you dear.

 

me: You play runescape?

 

him: No, I play world of warcraft.

 

me: Noob game.

 

him: Lol.

 

me: Wait .. Do you play guild wars?

 

him: I play cello.

 

me: What the heck !

 

him: Never heard of them.

 

me: Of who?

 

him:The United States.

 

me: Yay me 2 .. Who is that?

 

him:I don't know Brian. Well, I know a Brian, but not the one you're thinking of. . . Brian Ouellette, he's a good friend of mine. He plays Magic: The Gathering, and goes out for Amtgard on the weekends

 

me:He s*cks [wagon].

 

him: That isn't important.

 

me: Ow it is.

 

him: No I do not.

 

me: Now who has to learn english now ha ?

 

him: You don't like Marmite?

 

me: NOW WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT now ?

 

him: Don't you know.

 

me: No do you ?

 

him: No.

 

me: Than we are both noobs.

 

him: No, we're not. You can't follow one train of thought!

 

me: Wonna [bleep] ?

 

him: What do you think about the war in Iraq?

 

me: Sucks [wagon].

 

him: I'm sorry, I don't do that.

 

me: Srr ur to late saying that ... I said wonna [bleep] ... U had to say it that time :).

 

him: Indeedy I am human, but you are not.

 

me: Sure... Ur a ROBOT.

 

him: I am?

 

me:Yup ur a lvl 3 combat bot ... I have to report you sorry.

 

him: Sorry.

 

me: I'm gonna stop now.

 

him: And if I stay here with you love, things just wouldn't be the same.

 

me: Srr I have to leave ... I'm hungry.

 

him: I'm hungry too.

 

me: Can robots me hungry?

 

him: Yes we can.

 

me: Omfg robots rocks ! :).

 

him: Rocks and helicopters don't mix.

 

me: You and me either.

 

him: Yes.

 

me: Do you like south park?

 

him: Yeah its funny.

 

me:You like kenny ?

 

him:No, I don't like Kenny.

 

me:Omfg he rocks!

 

him:Hey, you rock man!

 

me: Thanks dude :).

 

him: What makes you think that I am a dude?

 

me: Nothing .. I'm gonna play runescape now

 

him: Thats nice.

 

me: And now at ones you like runescape ?

 

him: What is the meaning of runescape?

 

me: Don't get owned.

 

him: You don't like nationalism?

 

me: No . Cya.

 

him: Do you love me?

 

me: Don't start al over again ... Yeah I love you but now I go play runescape and play !

 

him: You are nasty aren't you?

 

me:Yes bye.

 

him:Don't leave me!

 

me: *turns of pc*.

 

him: *Turns on*.

 

me: *turns of pc*.

 

him: *turns radio on again*.

 

me: *says nothing cuz pc is off*.

 

him:Have nice day.

 

 

 

 

 

LOL he rocks