funniest noobie thing u did(may of been done)

[Fetal_Servitude]

when i was a noob

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1. this lvl 107 was in lumby and was hitting me with a chicken and i thought i was goin to die so i reported him

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2. i sold my rune long for 5k..but in thoses days i thought 5k was 5mil

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

3. i thought grains were to eat so i took them into wildy and tried to eat them and i died with my full bronze... :cry:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

4 i was exploring and this lvl 32 came up to me and said tell me ur pass so i told him and then i got hacked but im a lvl 110 now so he is like a lvl 57 nownow i just laugh at him and now he is begging for money :wink:

[azntemplar_00]

Horded iron daggers and Goblin mails :lol:

[sprites]

I thought tutorial island was runescape, so I stopped playing because it was boring...

 

 

 

A year later I made a new account that I play on today!

[ISREAL63]

1) Stuck in draynor manor for three days, until i followed someone to the door lol.

 

 

 

2) Trade 10k for lobster pot.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So stupid to do that lol!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

same on 1 the a month after i started to play i went into draynor manor and i stood there for 2 weeks beging people to help and someone came and said if i pay them 10k they would help so they helpled me and i gave them 10k

[d_d_mage]

well my best friend gave me 1m when i started, and i traded it for a Cadava Berry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gonzlar]

Thaught i could take on that one last bronze dragon without food and 20 hp.

[Hapana]

Well I tried to get lots of def so I could wear goblin mail :oops:

[richpoepaap]

I kept taking the bronze axe, tho one that's on a log in a farm near lumbridge, to get it to the shop and sell it.

 

 

 

I thought i'd get rich in no time.

 

 

 

:lol:

 

 

 

Ok the second one is really(!)nooby.

 

 

 

A man killed me :oops:

 

 

 

I was training, and accidentaly clicked on a man.He hit 1 on me!

 

 

 

Boom! dead. :lol:

[SkULLEDPK3R]

i cryed when i lost my wooden sheild and was flipping out when i got a bronze square off goblins and a cookin hat.

[12bigo12]

when i first started i atted a woman think it was a player, i was winning then i was losieng and i was like stop plz stop attaking me. then i died. i got lost during the sheep sheare quest.

[Silverchipmunk]

well my best friend gave me 1m when i started, and i traded it for a Cadava Berry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh. My. God.

[Meziko]

I thought genie lamp would give u the option of choosing any lvl for a skill and i mined 350 silver ore i think for a mith baxe... :lol:

[Piscis_Rex]

i quit just before the phat drop, and now when ever i think about it I try to kick myself in the crotch

[Curt114]

I used to think i was the best when I had iron platebody and iron full helm

[gamesindians]

1) I thought the draynor manor "forest" was the wild and brought a person there to fight.

 

 

 

2) I used aggressive so much that my srength level was 30 before I noticed it.

 

 

 

3) I thought the tree that attacked you nonetheless before entering draynor manor was attackable, even though it kept saying "you cannot attack this NPC", afterwards, i died. :cry:

 

 

 

4) Got a black longsword, thinking it was better than mithril.

 

 

 

5) Thinking i can own the wild if i had full bronze and cabbages.

 

 

 

6) Buying a hardleatherbody and realizing you have to have 10 def. I had one at the time.

 

 

 

7) When a guy told goblin mail doesn't cost that much, and that it only costs 16 coins, i went berserk

 

 

 

8. Thought drinking alot of beers made my strength level go way up.

 

 

 

9) Didnt know how to accept a trade.

 

 

 

10) Gave away my pass and lost full adamant :oops: . But i have full rune with 2H sword and will kill the one (or two) guys that scammed me. :twisted:

[Lovely_Enzeru]

1. Thought Draynor Manor was the wild.

 

 

 

2. Was afriad of bears.

 

 

 

3. Picked up every item I saw on the ground.

 

 

 

4. Thought the NPC mugger was a player and when he attacked me I told him to stop.

[qopitar]

Stupid stuff that I did when I was a "noob" :

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I was impatient during tutorial island and couldn't figure out how to exit when I was done casting spells. I ran all the way back to the beginning of the island and then back before I finally figured out how to get out.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I was unable to find the egg for the cook's assistant quest (I read that someone else had the same problem). I was looking in the hen house on the west side of the bridge, not the east.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Not stupid, but still "noobish" :

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I was tormented by that auto-attacking guard who loves to attack people walking from Lumbridge to Draynor. I remember finally getting tough enough so that I could give that punk the whipping he deserved. I was pretty proud of myself when he was finally reduced to a pile of bones.

[Corvus]

i scammed lv 50 people when i was a noob

[stuntdawg5]

When i started rs i went behind lumby castle and killed some goblins then started walking around and the 2 most nooby things that happened to me in those 5 mins were

 

1. i got a piece of raw meat found someone with a fire and tried cooking the meat but the guy yelled at me for using it and i ran away :oops:.

 

2. When i finally stopped walking i found myself in the draynor mansion and in the end i died there losing all but 3 things from tutorial island......... :lol:

[jaklumen]

Please note that topics like this have been done in the past, although it may have been a while since the last one.

[kamikoto]

first noob thing ive done way back in the day i found a blue party hat on the ground at a bank for sure someone droped it by mistake i sold it to a guy for ten gp to get through the gate in al kharid

 

 

 

2.nd adding every single people i saw lmfao now its funny to me :P

 

 

 

3. walking around runescape for hours thinking i was gonna get my agility up lmfao!!!!!

 

 

 

4. asking my freind for stuff he gave me 10k thinking i was so rich then i see a guy selling full zamorak for 3 mil that was a bumer

 

 

 

5.th trying to go to members spots over and over again like alkharid dessert :P (but now i can :wink: )

 

 

 

asking what noobs were (thats still funny to me!!! hahaha)

 

 

 

 

 

anyway i think i humiliated myself enough hehe

 

 

 

i hope this is helarious

 

 

 

(give me a scale of 1 to 10)

 

1 to 4 if it was realy boring

 

5 to 7 if it was a little funny

 

8 to 9 if it was realy funny

 

10 if it was so funny you almost peed your pants

[kamikoto]

third is the funniest

[aznmidget448]

sold my red party hat for 1200 arrows

 

 

 

(this was during old school classic when they were not worth anything at all so don't flame)

 

 

 

I sold my santa for 500k.... It was worth 1 mill after i got back from my break... :cry: I wish i never sold it... (it was 250k when i left rs)

[abhinav_g90]

now heres my big noob story ( makes me laugh off my chair when i remember it )

 

1) i used to mine tin and copper using bronze pcik in varrokc east. took with me a pick,tinderbox, hammer and axe ( thought i might need it ) and took 10 gp with me wore brozne short and wooden shield, and mined til the rest of inv was full. then i woulld offer people 5 gp to take me to al kharid furnace ( i did not know the way at first, remmeber it later ). then i would make the ores into bars. walk my way back to varrock, smith the bars into the latest stuff i cud make. i would make the same thing till i cud make the next thing. i would keep one of every type of thing and sell the rest to the shop ( thats how i made my cash in my noob days ). once this guy ran off wid those 5 gp i was givin for a ride to al kharid. i was runnin everywhere callin his name and sayin that he took my 5 gp (lmao). in those days i used to play rs through miniclip so i never found out bout the updates that were happenin, or today i wud have had 5-10 santas, a few haloween mask sets.

 

2) when my mining reached 41 i offered people 50 gp for a rune pick everytime i wud see a "sellin rune pick"

 

3) i tried to sell full bronze for 1k

 

4) in the beggining i thought 'k' was the currency

 

5) brought 1 brozne bar for 1k ( was 1 xp away from next smithing lvl )

 

6) found a rune pick on the ground, sold it for 100 gp

 

7) when i made my first 1k i thought i was rich

 

8) i was lvl 20 combat, 57 mining and had a rune pick and ONLY 100 gp!! my friend had gifted me the rune pick just coz i had lost all my cash when a guard had killed me ( lost only 170 gp :P ). then some guy who was being too freindly to me told me he would get all my lvls to 40. i said how. he said he had this code so i gave him his pass. and ended up loosing my rune pick, 10k+ iron ore ( i planned to make iron bars lol and did not know i had stuff worth a million with me ). after this i thought the guy got my 100 gp so easily so why shudnt i try it and i tried to get a guy wearin zammy to give me his pass , i said "if u give me ur pass i wil get all ur lvls to 50" but the fun part was that guy was lvl 115 and all his lvls wud already be over 80 lol

 

 

 

but one thing i m proud of is that i NEVER ever in my runescape carrer have said "free stuff please" or anything similar

[MasterSamus]

lolz

 

 

 

on my first ever rs account on rs classic, some dude gave me 5 k but i died on my first giant rat then i got all the tradeable holiday items and then i quit runescape

 

 

 

when rs 2 came out,i thought if i crossed the bridge to al-kharid i would die so i stayed at lyby for 3 weeks

 

 

 

then i got scammed on my lvl 47 account cuz some dude said pay me and i train ur account u just need to give me ur pass

 

 

 

lolz