You accidently cut yourself with your over-sized d long and bleed to death. :lol:

You play house with roman polanski

u use the computer too much and need glasses. soon u are shortsighted so much u have telescopes as glasses. they are too heavy and one day u walk to a never ending pit and the telescopes drag u down and u are neva seen again

You slip on a bar of soap in the shower,whacking your head on the hot water tap, busting your head open. Hot water then starts spurting out all over you, it starts burning the gash in your head from when you hit the tap.

 

 

 

You die from starvation :shock:

the bunnies in ur sig turn evil and start biting u to death

You will trip over a lady bug then it will get mad and turn into the incredible hulk and throw you through a wall. You will die of hmm... lets say..... food poisoning.

u die due to an unknown disease called death

You die due to letting people know the name of an "unknown" desease

A giant rock falls on your house, while you're home.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*loads his guns with infitite bullets and get's ready*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Looks around, and makes sure to shoot anything that could lead me to my death.*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

There can't die now. :twisted:

you die of a heart attack when you see yourself in water

You say I can't swim? I have you know I can swim, give better explaination next time. :roll:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Anyway a

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

comes out of nowhere and beams you to death.

i said you have a heart attack when you see yourself in water pal, and what is that thing? btw, this time you die because someone eats you alive then say that you will have tasted better with ketchup :XD:

You still didn't explain how I got that heart attack in the first place. Why would I die from shark-less water? :roll:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Tyranitar sees that you're still alive and gives you another hyper beam.

A lugia comes out of nowhere, picks you up, and forces you to have children with it until you die.

Not before my Mightyena uses a shadow ball on that lugia, and on you too.

oh so we're using pokemon now eh? well then my 150 level 100 jirachi's form a line of shadow balls and own joo

I use my god-like powers to turn the jirachis again you!!!

 

 

 

HAHAA DIE!

Some monster says "No, you die" and crushes you, because he thinks you're talking to him.

ancient freesez monster and runs away

Some one throws a bus at you

He gets jumped by 35 rabbits.

ancient freesez monster and runs away

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He gets jumped by 35 rabbits.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You are suppose to say how the person above you dies, not what the creature that killed the person dies. :roll:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Some evil man enslaves you, scruffy, and you can never take break, he forces you to take potion to live forever, but your still dead, dead from your other life.

The keyboard eats you

A piano falls on you and you just stare up at it, and do not think to move.

You choke on your own tongue