Google90 Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 So one day, an airplane crashes on an aparently desert, tropical island. There were only three survivors who later got captured by the indigineous people that lived on the island. The cheif walked up to the three men who were tied up and told them that they were all going to get killed, unless they are able to pass the initiation test. So the three, pleading for their lives agreed. The cheif began to explain to them the requirements '' You must go through island, find 10 of same fruit, and come back with them'' So the three, who found this very simple went off into the forest, with a guard by their side, and began searching. The first one to come back had found 10 small size peaches, and dropped them on the ground. The cheif then said ''You must take fruit 1 at a time, and push it up your butthole until they are all gone. But you can not show any emotion in your face or we will kill you.'' So he begins the proccess and only gets to 4 before he screams out in pain. The tribe kills him and he goes to heaven. The second guy to arrive brings 10 small berries. After learning what he had to do, he thought this should be easy. So he begins, one after the other they are inserted with ease. The man is doing fine but all of a sudden he bursts out laughing at 8 and a half. The cheif finds this strange but none the less, they kill him. and he goes to heaven. In heaven, the first guy curiously asks to the second guy ''You were doing so good, you were almost there, why did you laugh?'' The second guy replies ''It was really easy, but at the 8th berry I looked up and saw the third guy walking with 10 watermelons." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knives669 Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Lol. I've heard that joke before. ^_^ But, the version I've always heard, the third guy was carrying pineapples. :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Google90 Posted March 28, 2006 Author Share Posted March 28, 2006 Lol. I've heard that joke before. ^_^ But, the version I've always heard, the third guy was carrying pineapples. :wink: Pineapples..or watermellons..which version is better? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knives669 Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Lol. I don't know. They're both great in their own little ways. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilsdragon Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Lol. I've heard that joke before. ^_^ But, the version I've always heard, the third guy was carrying pineapples. :wink: Me too :) and I think pinapples would be worse, a watermelon might just kill you, while the pineapples would scratch up your rectum so bad >_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apinagez Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Rofl, that's a really good one :lol: I think a pineapple would hurt so much...awwwwwww... ^The most disturbing signature on Tip.it^Last.fm|HELLY KAYLA!|Oh the mehagurtz!|#Siencemakers"they care less about their spelling mistakes then I." - Lionheart"apinagez... let me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_k0m0d0_ Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Heard it! But its awsome, but I heard with a watermellon then with the pineaple, :lol: Ouch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indy500fan Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 i think pineapples works better, better chance of finding 10 of them together on an island. pretty funny joke though :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_k0m0d0_ Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 i think pineapples works better, better chance of finding 10 of them together on an island. pretty funny joke though :lol: Depends on what island you are.... :D ~komodo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vladmoney Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Pineapple is funnier, because with watermelon one wouldn't even try the feat because its just so impossible to get even one, you would just ask them to kill you. While with pineapple you might try atleast one, and thus makes it funny. :D Visit my DeviantArt Page at http://vladmoney.deviantart.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocketman089 Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Yeah, heard that one before. If I hear it with pineapples in the end I think straight back to the Hitler Scene in Little Nicky :o Gamertag: King Arizona Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerocool11 Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 rofl my waffle, that was funny! :lol: As to the whole watermelon vs pineapple, when I read the watermelon, for some reason I pictured the last guy pushing a wheelbarrow full of watermelons. hehe >_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackalope14 Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Everytime I hear that I laugh. If I was the second person I probably would laugh too :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorkvader Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 woot this is an excellent way to debate pointless stuff! my favorite! personally i think the pineapples is funnier but onley because i heard it that way first!. ok who wants to post their ideas next about this joke? also i wonder who came up with it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete_the_Viscous Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 There's a different version of that joke, as featured in the League of Gentlemen: (short intro) They go to the island, get captured by a tribe and are put into an inclosure (I may be getting this bit wrong)... anyway, long story short, it turns out the same, in that they have to each get ten pieces of fruit and return with them. The first guy gets (jungle) strawberries, the second guy, plums... the third guy, pineapples. So, the jungle chief comes up to them with his entourage of tribesmen, and tells them that they can go free if they can survive mau-mau; if not, they will be killed. So the first guy says, "OK, me first": the tribesmen say, "Right, shove your fruit up your (aforementioned orifice)". The guy is a little shocked, but complies, without much trouble. He is accepted into the tribe, and can go free. The second guy (who, as you will remember, got plums), is a little more worried, but gives it his best shot, and manages. The third guy, however, knows that he's not going to manage it. "I'll never get those pineapples in," he says, "so I suppose it'll have to be death for me". (At this point in the League of Gentlemen there was a bit where the person telling the joke forgot the punchline, and his friend pulls a gun out and holds up the rest of the establishment until he tells the punchline, amidst crying and general worry). So, the jungle chief says "Death by mau-mau". Anyway, there we go, it loses a lot in the re-telling. deviantart account Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercifull Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 lol the version in LOG is HILARIOUS!!!!! Mau Mau :D Mercifull <3 Suzi "We don't want players to be able to buy their way to success in RuneScape. If we let players start doing this, it devalues RuneScape for others. We feel your status in real-life shouldn't affect your ability to be successful in RuneScape" Jagex 01/04/01 - 02/03/12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_k0m0d0_ Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Lol! Owned! Mau Mau :twisted: ~komodo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubsa Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Rats, Pete beat me to it. I love the mau-mau version :) This is how much you all raised for charity. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rilha Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 xDDD That's a good joke. I love languages.J'adore les langues.ÃÆÃ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andysam202 Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 hehee i have heard that joke before its well good :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Striker6 Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 lol nice joke, I saw where it was going though :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cardsfan Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 i like that one. we need more jokes like that :shock: R.I.P. Shiva Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest AshKaYu Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Mau-Mau?Not getting it . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackalope14 Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Mau-Mau?Not getting it . . . Yea I don't really get it either. :? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_k0m0d0_ Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 Mau-Mau?Not getting it . . . Yea I don't really get it either. :? Read again, and again, its always funny, and you'll understand :wink: ~komodo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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