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George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.

 

 

 

George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

 

 

 

He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said "no". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.

 

 

 

George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.

 

 

 

"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all." Then he hung up.

 

 

 

Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence and caught the burglars red-handed.

 

 

 

One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

 

 

 

George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

 

 

 

(True Story) I LOVE IT

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Lmao!!! I love when the people turn against the cops. THey don't care anything but if mentioned a gun they all go. :lol:

 

 

 

Good one! :D

"The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is."

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not to be the storm cloud... but that was in a joke book I had when I was younger, which my mom had when she was a kid. Then I heard it somewhere else, with a different name, saying it happened a few months before the time I read it in that article. I highly doubt it is true, seeing as the joke book was published in, oh, the 60's, and the article implied it happened in the early 2000's...

 

 

 

But still, its funny! :lol:

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There's a better one out there that a friend told me a few months ago:

 

 

 

It goes something along the lines of...

 

 

 

John Thomson was speeding down the highway at about 110mph and a cop pulls him over, this cop seemed old and close to the end of his working days, and says "Holy... Sir, you do realise how fast you were travelling then, don't you? I'm gonna' have to give you a speeding ticket, that was incredibly dangerous!" ... John replies, "Well, officer, I've got ̢̮â¬Å¡Ãâã300, 000 worth of crack under those seats in the back, I've got a 44 magnum in the glove-box... And you don't wanna' know who's in the trunk." ...

 

 

 

The officer runs to his car, grabs the radio and screams down it "Calling all units! Armed suspect visable with dead victim in trunk!" Within a few minutes, tens of patrol cars turn up, fully armed and approach John's car. They shine the torch in his face and shout "Out of the car sir", John questioned "Why? What's the matter officer?"

 

"You know, sunshine", replied the cop.

 

Whilst all the other police officers searched the seats, the trunk and the glove-box for all those items and the dead body they returned and said "Sir, we've found nothing... he has NOTHING!"

 

John replied with.. "I bet that old bat told you I was speeding too, eh?"

 

 

 

Thus, they thought the old cop was around the bend... And John got out of a speeding ticket. ;)

 

 

 

Hope you liked it.

 

 

 

-Mitch-

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