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Your mama's so fat that when god said let their be light, he said could you move outta the way?

 

 

 

 

 

Your mama's breath smell so bad, the tic-tac's crawled out and filed a restraining order.

 

 

 

 

 

Your mama so stupid, when someone said it was chily outside, she went and grabbed a bowl...

 

 

 

Your mama's house so small, the welcome mat only says "wel"

 

 

 

 

 

Your mama's so old, she was Jesus's 3rd grade teacher.

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Your momma is so fat, you tried to go around her starting in Varrock and ended up in Ardougne

 

 

 

Your momma is so fat, she broke her teeth trying to eat the cooking guild

 

 

 

Your momma is so stupid, she thought thick skin would protect her from a jungle demon

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your mammas so stupid she had you

 

 

 

your mamma is so ugly, she makes you look good

 

 

 

(in chinese accent) yo moder soooo fat, dat when she jump po joy, she got stuck. ok thank you...

 

 

 

lol, rusell peters said that!

 

 

 

i think i spelled his name wrong...

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Now I'm not saying she's a golddigger, but she ain't messing with no broke skiller.
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yo momma is so short, u can see her feet on her drivers licence

 

 

 

yo momma is so old, her birth citificate says expired

 

 

 

yo momma is so old she sat behind jesus in the third grade(no ofense)

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Yo mamma's so fat that when she was yo-high she sat next to everyone in the class.

 

 

 

Hah, that one always cracks me up...

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yo mamma so fat she's the reason world 2 is full

 

and world 1

 

and world 9

 

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And I guess I just wanted to tell you, as the light starts to fade, that you aree the reason, that I am not afraid, and I guess I just wanted to mention, as the heavens will fall, that we will be together soon if we will be anything at all.

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yo momma is so short, u can see her feet on her drivers licence

 

 

 

yo momma is so old, her birth citificate says expired

 

 

 

yo momma is so old she sat behind jesus in the third grade(no ofense)

 

 

 

 

 

thats from andy milonakis

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

your momma is so fat, she stepped in front of the tv and you missed 3 episodes

 

 

 

your momma is so fat, she jumped in the pool and people started yelling "moses, moses"

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