ur mommas so fat she uses ice giants as ice cubes

ur mommas so fat she shut down the cooking guild

ummmmm this is more of an official forums thing but just so I dont ruin your fun

 

 

 

yo mammas so fat she had to be baptised at seaworld

yo momma so fat when she did the shortcut step on stepping stones in castlewars the stones sunk.

ur mommas so fat she ate a full inventory of shark

 

 

 

ooooo

Your mama's so fat that when god said let their be light, he said could you move outta the way?

 

 

 

 

 

Your mama's breath smell so bad, the tic-tac's crawled out and filed a restraining order.

 

 

 

 

 

Your mama so stupid, when someone said it was chily outside, she went and grabbed a bowl...

 

 

 

Your mama's house so small, the welcome mat only says "wel"

 

 

 

 

 

Your mama's so old, she was Jesus's 3rd grade teacher.

I think the jokes need to be made up and made for RuneScape...

 

 

 

Your Momma is so fat she ate her phat :o

Your momma is so fat, you tried to go around her starting in Varrock and ended up in Ardougne

 

 

 

Your momma is so fat, she broke her teeth trying to eat the cooking guild

 

 

 

Your momma is so stupid, she thought thick skin would protect her from a jungle demon

your mammas so stupid she had you

 

 

 

your mamma is so ugly, she makes you look good

 

 

 

(in chinese accent) yo moder soooo fat, dat when she jump po joy, she got stuck. ok thank you...

Your mother's so dumb she tripped over a wireless phone.

 

 

 

Your mother's so dumb she tried to drown a fish.

your mammas so stupid she had you

 

 

 

your mamma is so ugly, she makes you look good

 

 

 

(in chinese accent) yo moder soooo fat, dat when she jump po joy, she got stuck. ok thank you...

 

 

 

lol, rusell peters said that!

 

 

 

i think i spelled his name wrong...

yo momma so ugly that the producers want her to b the first on a new show... PIMP MY FACE

yo mommas so stupid that she was locked up in a supermarket and died of starvation.

yo momma is so short, u can see her feet on her drivers licence

 

 

 

yo momma is so old, her birth citificate says expired

 

 

 

yo momma is so old she sat behind jesus in the third grade(no ofense)

Yo mamma's so fat that when she was yo-high she sat next to everyone in the class.

 

 

 

Hah, that one always cracks me up...

Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to spell the ABC wit M & M's

 

 

 

Yo mama is so poor, i saw her kickin a can down the street and i asked her what she was doing and she said, "moving"

yo mamma's sooo dumb, that when your dad said i wanna eat your [kitty], she BBQed her cat.

 

 

 

that was kinda inapropriete....meh i can't even spell

yo momma so old whemn you slit her throat open dust comes out

yo mamma so fat she's the reason world 2 is full

 

and world 1

 

and world 9

 

etc.

yo mamma is so fat, she sells shade in the summer

ur momma is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

yo mommas so fat she has Jad as a lap dog.

Yo mamma is so dumb that she fell up the falador castle stairs.

yo momma is so short, u can see her feet on her drivers licence

 

 

 

yo momma is so old, her birth citificate says expired

 

 

 

yo momma is so old she sat behind jesus in the third grade(no ofense)

 

 

 

 

 

thats from andy milonakis

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

your momma is so fat, she stepped in front of the tv and you missed 3 episodes

 

 

 

your momma is so fat, she jumped in the pool and people started yelling "moses, moses"

yo mamma is so stupid, she sits on the tv and watches the couch