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I remember one that someone mentioned on these forums a while ago.. I thought it was pretty funny. I can't take credit for it, and I don't know who said it.

 

 

 

Newb: ill buy those bunny ears.

 

Me: theyre nontradable

 

Newb: how much?

 

Me: you cant trade them

 

Newb: then how can i get them

 

Me: you would have ot build a time machine, go back to last easter, and get them

 

Newb: oh, ok...

 

Newb: how can i go about building this time machine.

 

 

 

 

 

P.S. First post. \'

 

 

 

 

 

No, in Soviet Russia, My foot destroys your cranium for speaking incorrectly about the motherland. D:

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Near as I can tell he's suggesting the first position in your inventory (upper left slot) should not be banked when you do "deposit all" because that's the place where people frequently have necessary tools, such as knives for fletching or axes for woodcutting.

 

 

 

But damn... :shock:

 

 

 

 

 

This makes me utterly sad..We should hunt down this person, and beat them for not just killing, but torturing and then ruthlessly obliterating the english language. o.o

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rs irl :ohnoes:

 

 

 

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

 

:-# :-# :-# :-#

 

#-o #-o #-o #-o

 

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

 

 

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Noob: hai noob

 

Me: why thank you :P.

 

Noob: ???? anyways.... I bye your addy (t) 50k

 

Me: This is green d'hide (g)....

 

Noob: me no think

 

Me: *teles to cammy at this point*

 

Noob: *pms me* so caaan iiiii???

 

Me: *turns private to friends*

 

Noob: well?

 

Me: (just as i found out that i accidently added him.... this always happens in ge for some reason -.-) so i just turn private off..

 

Noob: (well i guess that he went annoying other people :lol:)

 

 

 

And i lmafo at the other 1 just above :lol:

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:XD: That second one is priceless. :XD:

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:XD: That second one is priceless. :XD:

 

 

 

lol :lol: that second 1 was funny as :twss: next time he/she should be more careful :P

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Some control freak at the flesh crawlers.

 

 

 

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I think he likes you. He just wants to help :XD: :roll: :ohnoes:

 

 

 

Believe me, he did this for the whole couple of hours I was there. At one point he told me to kill fleshies in a certain area of the room. It wasnt at a corner or anything like that, just some random spot in the middle of the room.

 

 

 

I need to learn how to get that screenie of the whole convo, I have to exit to paint and save it.

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My RS Char is female, yet I'm male. I made my char female to see how people respond to a female char rather than a male char. Some people are automatically nice, some people are perverts. It's funny really.

 

 

 

I got this one time.

 

 

 

Him - "Nice bust"

 

Me - "Thanks mate, I'm a guy BTW"

 

Me - "You just stared at a man's bust"

 

YES

 

it is so fun doing that, i just randomly change my gender sometimes, its fun =-) :thumbup:

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rs irl :ohnoes:

 

 

 

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

 

:-# :-# :-# :-#

 

#-o #-o #-o #-o

 

facepalm.jpg

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

 

 

RSOF is priceless.

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*facepalms irl*

 

 

 

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Near as I can tell he's suggesting the first position in your inventory (upper left slot) should not be banked when you do "deposit all" because that's the place where people frequently have necessary tools, such as knives for fletching or axes for woodcutting.

 

 

 

But damn... :shock:

 

 

 

 

 

This makes me utterly sad..We should hunt down this person, and beat them for not just killing, but torturing and then ruthlessly obliterating the english language. o.o

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That reminds me of a "lost in translation" thread =p

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My RS Char is female, yet I'm male. I made my char female to see how people respond to a female char rather than a male char. Some people are automatically nice, some people are perverts. It's funny really.

 

 

 

I got this one time.

 

 

 

Him - "Nice bust"

 

Me - "Thanks mate, I'm a guy BTW"

 

Me - "You just stared at a man's bust"

 

YES

 

it is so fun doing that, i just randomly change my gender sometimes, its fun =-) :thumbup:

 

 

 

I made my character female years ago (I remember doing Easter '06 event as a female) and have never changed it after that. Why don't I get messages like this? :? Except for one random guy who said 'Oh-la-la' as he passed by :P

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My RS Char is female, yet I'm male. I made my char female to see how people respond to a female char rather than a male char. Some people are automatically nice, some people are perverts. It's funny really.

 

 

 

I got this one time.

 

 

 

Him - "Nice bust"

 

Me - "Thanks mate, I'm a guy BTW"

 

Me - "You just stared at a man's bust"

 

YES

 

it is so fun doing that, i just randomly change my gender sometimes, its fun =-) :thumbup:

 

 

 

Just be lucky you guys are not really female, we have to put up with that stupid stuff constantly. On the bright side, my intelligence far overtakes theirs, and they get so confused when i'm telling them off they leave me alone. o.o

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My RS Char is female, yet I'm male. I made my char female to see how people respond to a female char rather than a male char. Some people are automatically nice, some people are perverts. It's funny really.

 

 

 

I got this one time.

 

 

 

Him - "Nice bust"

 

Me - "Thanks mate, I'm a guy BTW"

 

Me - "You just stared at a man's bust"

 

YES

 

it is so fun doing that, i just randomly change my gender sometimes, its fun =-) :thumbup:

 

 

 

Just be lucky you guys are really female, we have to put up with that stupid stuff constantly. On the bright side, my intelligence far overtakes thiers, and they get so confused when i'm telling them off they leave me alone. o.o

 

 

 

I'm guessing you meant are not.

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My RS Char is female, yet I'm male. I made my char female to see how people respond to a female char rather than a male char. Some people are automatically nice, some people are perverts. It's funny really.

 

 

 

I got this one time.

 

 

 

Him - "Nice bust"

 

Me - "Thanks mate, I'm a guy BTW"

 

Me - "You just stared at a man's bust"

 

YES

 

it is so fun doing that, i just randomly change my gender sometimes, its fun =-) :thumbup:

 

 

 

Just be lucky you guys are really female, we have to put up with that stupid stuff constantly. On the bright side, my intelligence far overtakes thiers, and they get so confused when i'm telling them off they leave me alone. o.o

 

 

 

I'm guessing you meant are not.

 

 

 

 

 

Sure did, fixed that.

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