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Noobs say the funniest things!

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  • Is it alright if I vomit?   From beta:   No noobs in particular, but I find it hilarious the idiots in beta who are gambling.

  • So my friend said "There's no more quests?" It was then that he was informed about the noticeboard :rolleyes: .

Friend: Um.. change subject..

 

Me: ok.. i hear popcorns pooing..

Friend: Um.. change subject..

 

Me: ok.. i hear popcorns pooing..

 

 

 

How is that funny or noobish?

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Friend: Um.. change subject..

 

Me: ok.. i hear popcorns pooing..

 

 

 

How is that funny or noobish?

 

 

 

Because he meant to say "popcorns poping." :lol:

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Friend: Um.. change subject..

 

Me: ok.. i hear popcorns pooing..

 

 

 

How is that funny or noobish?

 

its a typo. its funny. cus i hear the popcorns in the bathroom.

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um... i turned pm on instead of freinds to add someone an

 

d i get this :lol:

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:?

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Get back here so I can rub your butt.

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They're grammer are horrible. #-o

 

So is yours. :thumbdown:

 

 

 

You actually missed a typo.

 

And sorry that I forgot sarcasm tags. #-o :lol: :shame:

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Well ask yesterday if I could have a mill, I got turned down... Ey iZ likk nubb :P (I am a noob, I know :lol: )

What's Runescape?

Friend: Um.. change subject..

 

Me: ok.. i hear popcorns pooing..

 

 

 

How is that funny or noobish?

 

its a typo. its funny. cus i hear the popcorns in the bathroom.

 

 

 

This is "Noobs say the funniest things", not "People post typos that they make themself".

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Although it could be, I did see a really funny pic in some ones signature, it read as:

 

 

 

Noob: "I have a level 120 friend"

 

Player 1: "Umm cool"

 

Noob: "I you kill me"

 

Noob: "He will hack you"

 

 

 

Funny... :lol:

What's Runescape?

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Friend: Um.. change subject..

 

Me: ok.. i hear popcorns pooing..

 

 

 

How is that funny or noobish?

 

its a typo. its funny. cus i hear the popcorns in the bathroom.

 

 

 

This is "Noobs say the funniest things", not "People post typos that they make themself".

 

It's quite sad that you still care.

 

 

 

Well i shall be no worse, and i will reply to justify my post.

 

 

 

The noob is I, And i mad a typo that is funny. Thus, A noob said a funny thing. If you fail to see the humourus aspect of it, do not dwell. Cry a river and get over it.

It is "Cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it!" ;)

What's Runescape?

I was on my newbie account doing newbie things, and I was looking around Lumbridge for a place to cook some chicken ( :thumbsup: ). I found a fire with a guy standing around, and was cooking the chicken when...

 

 

 

Noob: Get off!

 

Me: What?

 

Noob: It's my fire, go away!

 

Me: Ok...

 

 

 

As I was walking away he was still standing around "his fire" protectively.

 

 

 

Another time I was on my newbie account training on goblins...

 

 

 

Noob (level 13): Stupid!

 

Me: How could I possibly be stupid?

 

Noob: u is stupid [note, she actually said it like that]

 

Me:...

 

Noob: My main is level 99!

 

Me: What's the name of your main?

 

Noob: [gives name]

 

[Looks up the name on high-scores, ofcourse there's no such account

 

Me:...You're such a lier, there's no such account

 

Noob: I can kill you!

 

Noob: How do you report?

 

Me: :| ...What are you going to report me for? 'Being mean?'

 

Me: You'll likely get banned for misuse of cstomer support

 

 

 

[she doesn't say anything, but carries on following me...]

 

 

 

Noob: I is 8 years old!

 

Me: I'm 16...

 

Noob: Fine, i is 12

 

Noob: Yer rite!

 

Me: I am 16 years old :|

 

 

 

[she then spends the next few minutes trying to convince me that her age is actually 24]

 

 

 

She finally logs out, immediatly after I get called a noob because I attacked a goblin before someone :|

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He said Tell me then logged off less than a second later... :wall: #-o

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Not nooby but fairly funny and random...

 

 

 

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Oh yes, I was on a PvP World earlier today. I was fighting somebody and here was the conversation:

 

 

 

Him: lol no safing nub

 

Me: Quit whinging.

 

Him: shut up

 

Me: That really offends me.

 

Him: ur just a noob

 

Me: Hypocrite.(This guy was getting on my LAST nerve.)

 

Him: lol

 

Him: ur stupid

 

Me: I'm stupid? You can't even spell.

 

Him: thats cuz im not a nerd like u

 

Me: Don't call someone a nerd because they have a higher IQ than you.

 

 

 

Then he runs out of food and runs to a safe spot. -.-

 

 

 

Him: reported

 

Me: For what?

 

Him: for safing

 

 

 

Fun fact: 95% of PKers are complete morons.

Oh yes, I was on a PvP World earlier today. I was fighting somebody and here was the conversation:

 

 

 

Him: lol no safing nub

 

Me: Quit whinging.

 

Him: shut up

 

Me: That really offends me.

 

Him: ur just a noob

 

Me: Hypocrite.(This guy was getting on my LAST nerve.)

 

Him: lol

 

Him: ur stupid

 

Me: I'm stupid? You can't even spell.

 

Him: thats cuz im not a nerd like u

 

Me: Don't call someone a nerd because they have a higher IQ than you.

 

 

 

Then he runs out of food and runs to a safe spot. -.-

 

 

 

Him: reported

 

Me: For what?

 

Him: for safing

 

 

 

Fun fact: 95% of PKers are complete morons.

 

Happens to me all the time. I now like to PK pretending I'm muted :lol:

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Noob walks up to me, and proved his level of stupidity.

 

 

 

Noob: Tell me how to make 10 mill in like a few minutes.

 

Me: I can't tell you, I'm muted.

 

Noob: OK

 

 

 

*noob walks away*

 

 

 

T_T

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Get back here so I can rub your butt.

Oh yes, I was on a PvP World earlier today. I was fighting somebody and here was the conversation:

 

 

 

Him: lol no safing nub

 

Me: Quit whinging.

 

Him: shut up

 

Me: That really offends me.

 

Him: ur just a noob

 

Me: Hypocrite.(This guy was getting on my LAST nerve.)

 

Him: lol

 

Him: ur stupid

 

Me: I'm stupid? You can't even spell.

 

Him: thats cuz im not a nerd like u

 

Me: Don't call someone a nerd because they have a higher IQ than you.

 

 

 

Then he runs out of food and runs to a safe spot. -.-

 

 

 

Him: reported

 

Me: For what?

 

Him: for safing

 

 

 

Fun fact: 95% of PKers are complete morons.

 

 

 

Haha that's awesome.

Noob walks up to me, and proved his level of stupidity.

 

 

 

Noob: Tell me how to make 10 mill in like a few minutes.

 

Me: I can't tell you, I'm muted.

 

Noob: OK

 

 

 

*noob walks away*

 

 

 

T_T

 

 

 

O_o

 

wow...just...wow

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Ok... Im not that good. But I have an anchor!!!

Noob walks up to me, and proved his level of stupidity.

 

 

 

Noob: Tell me how to make 10 mill in like a few minutes.

 

Me: I can't tell you, I'm muted.

 

Noob: OK

 

 

 

*noob walks away*

 

 

 

T_T

 

 

 

O_o

 

wow...just...wow

 

 

 

rofl...

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