PURESMITHER Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 this is a funny one, and i laughed so hard and he was so funny!!!! :ohnoes: noob: hey, can i have ur iron plate? me: its granite...... noob: item hacking! reported! me: im a member...... *noob follows me cussing* *i teleport to get the HELL AWAY* noob PM: you cant get away for hacking, ill make sure...... me PM: .......... leecher, mabye? noob PM: *swear X 47 or so,* *i tele to where he was, and i see someone getting torchered by him* *he follows me* *i go to pvp world* *i got to lvl 40 wildy* *noob finds me* *i quickly kill him* *i put friends only chat and delete him and ignore him* the made up stories are always the best.... :shame: That made up story isn't even good though. Theres about 1000 like it in this thread. Proud Legionairre of the 10th Legion of Kandarin.Search for "The 10th Legion of Kandarin" on RSOF to join a small, friendly clan!270 Quest Points and countingRemember - In the gene pool, there is no life guard. :PYou're not getting my point. If you had an IQ above room temperature you would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rkid Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 You know you're addicted to RuneScape when... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killjoyfuly Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 You know you're addicted to RuneScape when... you know that youve had to much to drink when it works!! :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WilliamFrost Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 rofl this one is hilarious some guy put this in the tip it forums it was titled "conspiracy" and was locked the truth of a few things in rs that jagex wouldn't let me type on forums because it must be true 1.zezima zezima is obviously a non player character or program created by jagex as a benchmark for other genuine players. i have seen 'zezima' 3 times all the times stood around a bank walking the same few squares and doing the same thing over and over before logging off. and i have more evidence!............there are 28 spaces in the invent right? but not if your zezima! myself and a few others witnessed zezima fletching making shafts for a half hour continuously with no bank trips! 2. the construction skill jagex are trying to lower prices in rs that is why they relreased the construction skill (confirmed by a jegex staff member on rs forums) so people would spend more money because too much money was coming in from high alcing and stuff and making the prices of everything too high. since the skill was introduced prices have fallen but not much..................and the problem is..rare items such as phats. these are keeping the prices high because they are so rare... the amount of phats and stuff in the game control the price of everything else which brings me to my next point......... 3. the world 111 masscacre this was put aside as a mere 'glitch' in the game. when in fact it was accounts with altered stats created by jagex and released upon falador in a desperate attempt to pk all the phats they could (and give us something to talk about). one by one by random events or simply just making them disappear they will rid the world of phats.................................they hate them! that is why all holiday items are now untradeable because of the problems phats have created. and as a starnge coincidence one of my friends who also knows and spreads the truth was one of the 1st ones to be killed by the lvl 115 who seemed to be the leader. 4.the invincible stage as you will have noticed many times.. when you get a monster to low life, especially the high level ones and random events. you suddenly start hitting 0s and they suddenly start hitting you really hard. this is jagex's little thing to kill you so you keep going back to that black drag or other monster, keeping you playing. you will all have noticed this and you know its true! thats the end for this time! see you again and if u say any of this on the game things will disappear from ur bank and they will be talking about the massacre that was on your world next. u know its true, they have people everywhere. goodbye Then please explain to me why Zezima has a youtube account. I am William Frost, the Internet Wanderer. _______________________________________________________________________ No, I will not be your Boyfriend. XP I already have a mate, and we are quite happy together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aslan Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 Today's updates: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WilliamFrost Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 This just happened. Noob: Hi. Me: Sup? Noob: Nm. Me: U listen to Linkin Park? Noob: What? Me: ... Noob: Whats dat? Me: ... Me: It's a band. Noob: O no Noob: I aint listne to rock Disgraceful. -.- I am William Frost, the Internet Wanderer. _______________________________________________________________________ No, I will not be your Boyfriend. XP I already have a mate, and we are quite happy together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iusetitans Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 when idiot targets in bh worlds say "let me kill you with nothing on" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killjoyfuly Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 This just happened. Noob: Hi. Me: Sup? Noob: Nm. Me: U listen to Linkin Park? Noob: What? Me: ... Noob: Whats dat? Me: ... Me: It's a band. Noob: O no Noob: I aint listne to rock Disgraceful. -.- to be fair LP is more rock/hiphop hyrbid (hence why before they were linken park they were called hyrbid theory) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WilliamFrost Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 This just happened. Noob: Hi. Me: Sup? Noob: Nm. Me: U listen to Linkin Park? Noob: What? Me: ... Noob: Whats dat? Me: ... Me: It's a band. Noob: O no Noob: I aint listne to rock Disgraceful. -.- to be fair LP is more rock/hiphop hyrbid (hence why before they were linken park they were called hyrbid theory) I know that, but they're still classifyed as metal. I am William Frost, the Internet Wanderer. _______________________________________________________________________ No, I will not be your Boyfriend. XP I already have a mate, and we are quite happy together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WilliamFrost Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 While cutting willows in Draynor Noob: I have more money than you Me: How much do you have? Noob 15 mil Me: you're lv 3 and don't have anything on highscores (i checked) noob: ya well Zazome my cousin :wall: :wall: Lol, I was there for that. XD I am William Frost, the Internet Wanderer. _______________________________________________________________________ No, I will not be your Boyfriend. XP I already have a mate, and we are quite happy together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WilliamFrost Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 OMG, I was down in the stronghold of security getting parts to the skull sceptre when this nooby level 27 walks up to me and says. "Lol noob, you're still fiteing those minotaurs?" I told him that I was getting parts for the skull sceptre, he called me a noob again, and left. :roll: I am William Frost, the Internet Wanderer. _______________________________________________________________________ No, I will not be your Boyfriend. XP I already have a mate, and we are quite happy together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rkid Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 ^ Please don't triple post. :wall: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WilliamFrost Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 ^ Please don't triple post. :wall: *Shot* Sorry. I am William Frost, the Internet Wanderer. _______________________________________________________________________ No, I will not be your Boyfriend. XP I already have a mate, and we are quite happy together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EGmaestro Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 this is a funny one, and i laughed so hard and he was so funny!!!! :ohnoes: noob: hey, can i have ur iron plate? me: its granite...... noob: item hacking! reported! me: im a member...... *noob follows me cussing* *i teleport to get the HELL AWAY* noob PM: you cant get away for hacking, ill make sure...... me PM: .......... leecher, mabye? noob PM: *swear X 47 or so,* *i tele to where he was, and i see someone getting torchered by him* *he follows me* *i go to pvp world* *i got to lvl 40 wildy* *noob finds me* *i quickly kill him* *i put friends only chat and delete him and ignore him* the made up stories are always the best.... :shame: That made up story isn't even good though. Theres about 1000 like it in this thread. that was sarcasm lol :lol: Darwin's Radio, stairway to stardom 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nero Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 I saw some guy in the grand exchange claiming that "Ninjas killed my family and I need money for karate lessons" Priceless. I would have seriously laughed irl if I saw that. Besides... Kung-Fu kicks Karate's [wagon]. At least he came up with something new instead of saying "Free st00f plz I just died!" Nothing is new on the internet. [hide=][/hide] Vienna Raszyn Warsaw Klushino Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WilliamFrost Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 this was really funny, i was VERY tired so not sure if ytou had to be there. copper mine (rune oic) (was making bronze for a friend) noob: wow, blue pickaxe, where you change the colour?? me: get blue dye and use of magic pick axe noob: how i get magic pickaxe?? me:dance around varrock in a pink skirt with you pickaxe noob:how long?? me:as long as it takes THREE HOURS LATER HE STILL ONLINE noob:how much longer? me:what colours the pick? noob: bronze!!! me:have you got a rubber chicken with you noob:no how you get?? me: dance around varrock in a blue skirt log on next day noob:its STILL not working me: oops! did you remember blonde-hair part? noob:no!!! me:it has to look like yor a girl! i added to ignore he goes on world 7 i check a week later when he was on he was still there in a blue skirt looking like a girl dancing!!! noob:oi! andufus it not working me:oh yeah, jagex changed it. you have to buy the mystic pick now noob:where?? me:the wildy noob:ok bye bloked him, after saying to take his blue skirt and best wepon lol the noob is probably very angry hahahaha : Well that was mean. I am William Frost, the Internet Wanderer. _______________________________________________________________________ No, I will not be your Boyfriend. XP I already have a mate, and we are quite happy together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Halo Chief Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 this was really funny, i was VERY tired so not sure if ytou had to be there. copper mine (rune oic) (was making bronze for a friend) noob: wow, blue pickaxe, where you change the colour?? me: get blue dye and use of magic pick axe noob: how i get magic pickaxe?? me:dance around varrock in a pink skirt with you pickaxe noob:how long?? me:as long as it takes THREE HOURS LATER HE STILL ONLINE noob:how much longer? me:what colours the pick? noob: bronze!!! me:have you got a rubber chicken with you noob:no how you get?? me: dance around varrock in a blue skirt log on next day noob:its STILL not working me: oops! did you remember blonde-hair part? noob:no!!! me:it has to look like yor a girl! i added to ignore he goes on world 7 i check a week later when he was on he was still there in a blue skirt looking like a girl dancing!!! noob:oi! andufus it not working me:oh yeah, jagex changed it. you have to buy the mystic pick now noob:where?? me:the wildy noob:ok bye bloked him, after saying to take his blue skirt and best wepon lol the noob is probably very angry hahahaha : Well that was mean. Oh, I wish I had done that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesearcher Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 this was really funny, i was VERY tired so not sure if ytou had to be there. copper mine (rune oic) (was making bronze for a friend) noob: wow, blue pickaxe, where you change the colour?? me: get blue dye and use of magic pick axe noob: how i get magic pickaxe?? me:dance around varrock in a pink skirt with you pickaxe noob:how long?? me:as long as it takes THREE HOURS LATER HE STILL ONLINE noob:how much longer? me:what colours the pick? noob: bronze!!! me:have you got a rubber chicken with you noob:no how you get?? me: dance around varrock in a blue skirt log on next day noob:its STILL not working me: oops! did you remember blonde-hair part? noob:no!!! me:it has to look like yor a girl! i added to ignore he goes on world 7 i check a week later when he was on he was still there in a blue skirt looking like a girl dancing!!! noob:oi! andufus it not working me:oh yeah, jagex changed it. you have to buy the mystic pick now noob:where?? me:the wildy noob:ok bye bloked him, after saying to take his blue skirt and best wepon lol the noob is probably very angry hahahaha : Well that was mean. Oh, I wish I had done that. As do I... except the last part. Making noobs dance is one thing, luring noobs is a another. Even if you only make them lose about 26gp worth of items, I'd still say that it was grossly unfair. I remember my first death in the wildy, and it wasn't fun. Dragon drops: Half shield(cs), med helm(cs) Chainbody (cs) (I do a lot of monster hunting with my clan!Barrows: Guthan's plateboy [1]GWD: None yet, only done a few tripsOthers: I'd love to be able to let you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juhnie Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 Don't know about you, but I thought it was funny. :lol: Master of Attack ~ August 29th, 2010Proud to have served the awesome Tip.It Crew <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amundogus2 Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 The weakest argument ever xD From the RSOF of course. The spam filter is welcome, but kind of unfair to high levels who had to suffer through the spam for 2000+ skill levels. "There are only two strategies in war. Move forward or change. The victor is the first to realise that when he cannot move forward he must change." ~ Mod Mark H ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WilliamFrost Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 I was walking around with my friend when some level 50 ish guy walks up to me and offers 1.4mill for everything i was wearing. I was wearing some drag (yes the armour, I'm not a crossdesser, or am I? :-w ?) so it was a good deal. He did the ole switcheroo and was going to trade me only 14k :shame: I got mad and ran away. (Yes I declined and I still have my precious drag :D ) I buy flax from the forums because I'm to lazy to sit around in a bank and type, and sometimes I will get a random person that just sees me on the forums and adds me to call me a noob. Very annoying..... Can't we report people for being idiots? I think that the new 'Disruptive behavior' thing covers that. =3 I am William Frost, the Internet Wanderer. _______________________________________________________________________ No, I will not be your Boyfriend. XP I already have a mate, and we are quite happy together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukeman30 Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 No idea who this guy was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warrior_B666 Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 Fail [hide=Funny Quote]Cbow! Cbow!!!!! +120 range is orgasmic. Or maul, thats what I'd get out of those two options.I agree with baconisbacon, Cbow looks freaking sensualRunescape: Where strong weapons bring sexual pleasure.The size of the e-peen0r is directly proportional to the rarity/power of one's equipment.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wcingisbad Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 Fail Now in fail version 1.0 R.I.P. Neko :[5,445,898,965th to 99 WoodcuttingBlogs are dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rkid Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 Fail Now in fail version 1.0 #-o lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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