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Noobs say the funniest things!

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Am i the only one noob hunting?? ::' Two noob posts in a row.. Tsk Tsk.. Come on fellas there are plenty more noob in the.. err.. RuneScape.

 

 

 

 

 

:wall: He asked me if i had the woodcutting skill cape, i said because i was WEARING THE CAPE AT THE TIME!

 

THEN! He asked me to SHOW HIM THE CAPE!!!! :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: #-o

 

 

 

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99 Fishing | 99 Cooking | 99 Woodcutting | | 99 Herblore | 99 Prayer |

| 99 Runecrafting | 99 Fletching | 99 Hitpoints | 99 Range |

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Am i the only one noob hunting?? ::' Two noob posts in a row.. Tsk Tsk.. Come on fellas there are plenty more noob in the.. err.. RuneScape.

 

 

 

 

 

:wall: He asked me if i had the woodcutting skill cape, i said because i was WEARING THE CAPE AT THE TIME!

 

THEN! He asked me to SHOW HIM THE CAPE!!!! :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: #-o

 

 

 

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Maybe noobish because he didn't know skillcapes were untradeable (So he couldn't see it in the trade screen). Not particularly funny though.

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R.I.P. Neko :[

5,445,898,965th to 99 Woodcutting

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Am i the only one noob hunting?? ::' Two noob posts in a row.. Tsk Tsk.. Come on fellas there are plenty more noob in the.. err.. RuneScape.

 

 

 

 

 

:wall: He asked me if i had the woodcutting skill cape, i said because i was WEARING THE CAPE AT THE TIME!

 

THEN! He asked me to SHOW HIM THE CAPE!!!! :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: #-o

 

 

 

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Maybe noobish because he didn't know skillcapes were untradeable (So he couldn't see it in the trade screen). Not particularly funny though.

 

 

 

I don't see you trying. Also he is 99 Combat. Unless he is an Ebay-ed account anyone should know they aren't tradable :|

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99 Fishing | 99 Cooking | 99 Woodcutting | | 99 Herblore | 99 Prayer |

| 99 Runecrafting | 99 Fletching | 99 Hitpoints | 99 Range |

Youtube: AnthonyOnRS.

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Am i the only one noob hunting?? ::' Two noob posts in a row.. Tsk Tsk.. Come on fellas there are plenty more noob in the.. err.. RuneScape.

 

 

 

 

 

:wall: He asked me if i had the woodcutting skill cape, i said because i was WEARING THE CAPE AT THE TIME!

 

THEN! He asked me to SHOW HIM THE CAPE!!!! :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: #-o

 

 

 

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Maybe noobish because he didn't know skillcapes were untradeable (So he couldn't see it in the trade screen). Not particularly funny though.

 

Maybe you werent in the top of the pile so he didnt actually see you

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Felix, je moeder.

Je moeder felix

Je vader, felix.

Felix, je oma.

Felix, je ongelofelijk gave pwnaze avatar B)

Felix, je moeder.

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idk weather to laugh or cry lol :lol: :wall: =D>

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I was walking one day and a noob came up to me(i was wearing lunar)

 

 

 

Me: May i help you

 

Him: can i buy those blue robes

 

Me: you cant

 

Him: well i can afford it

 

Me how much you got

 

him: 200gp

 

Me: time that by 20 and then do lunar diplomacy.

 

him: reported

 

Me: ok what ever

 

 

 

Aleast when i was a noob i worked for my stuff and dident bother anyone.

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He was asking to be flamed, lol'd at his 'insult' thinking its insulting. :lol:

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Am i the only one noob hunting?? ::' Two noob posts in a row.. Tsk Tsk.. Come on fellas there are plenty more noob in the.. err.. RuneScape.

 

 

 

 

 

:wall: He asked me if i had the woodcutting skill cape, i said because i was WEARING THE CAPE AT THE TIME!

 

THEN! He asked me to SHOW HIM THE CAPE!!!! :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: #-o

 

 

 

noobfunnycopy.png

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Maybe noobish because he didn't know skillcapes were untradeable (So he couldn't see it in the trade screen). Not particularly funny though.

 

Maybe you werent in the top of the pile so he didnt actually see you

 

 

 

I was the only one on that spot.. :|

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99 Fishing | 99 Cooking | 99 Woodcutting | | 99 Herblore | 99 Prayer |

| 99 Runecrafting | 99 Fletching | 99 Hitpoints | 99 Range |

Youtube: AnthonyOnRS.

well this was not a noob funny thing, but just funny

 

 

 

Situation at RR in the wilderness

 

 

 

* mining rune ore*

 

* maur watches another rr miner coming in*

 

me: "*Turns on protection from other rune miners*"

 

other person: "*turns on protection from ugly people*"

 

* i get both ores *

 

me:"I think that protection is working is your disadvantage"

 

 

 

And then we both laugh and leave :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbsup: ::'

Some guy in a clan chat told me that he once thought that he clocked Runescape when he finished Tuterioal island. He isn't a noob btw.

 

 

 

In this one, the noob is a friend from school. He is about lvl 25 at the time. I was about 17, but I was a pure mage while he was a melee.

 

 

 

Me: Sup man

 

He: hae gabez

 

Me: Having fun killing those barbierains? (Please excuse my spelling)

 

He: yea its fun. and easy. i rekcon i could own you.

 

Me: Are you sure about that?

 

He: yea

 

Me: Want to find out in Duel Arena?

 

He: yea.

 

 

 

5 min later I am at the Duel Arena. I attack my friend who is wearing steel or iron armor. I start hitting 9 and 10s on him.

 

 

 

He: omg. how are you hitting me so hard?

 

Me: I am a mage. You're wearing armor. Plus I am a mage pure. My mage is 31. (I think)

 

He: but im lyk 8 lvl higher than you

 

Me: Dosen't matter much. Now are you sure you can own me?

 

 

 

My friend learns to never assume anything again.

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*Epic FacePalm*

 

 

 

Edit - Rule 16 apply?

okay, hey im mightymwatt, ive been playing runescape for 2 years, im starting this rant because ive been pushed to the edge.

 

 

 

Firstly i lost my first ags, during the upside down H glitch in bounty hunter.

 

 

 

Secondly, i lost my 2nd ags because i lagged out in ardy (this was last saturday)

 

 

 

Thirdly, just today 24th june 09, i lost my first pair of d claws because, RUBY CHALICE PROTECTS OVER THEM! YOU CANT BE SERIOUS!

 

 

 

I feel like i need some compensation, or some1 else who is in the same situation as me.

 

 

 

Gotta love the RSOF

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isnt an H upside down another H?

 

 

 

I guess he means 'µ'.

 

 

 

There used to be a glitch were everyone would crash who had chat on and someone typed that. People abused it be turning there own chat 'off' and then 'µ' to let people disconnect.

- I'm not proud of everything I've done, but I have no regrets

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okay, hey im mightymwatt, ive been playing runescape for 2 years, im starting this rant because ive been pushed to the edge.

 

 

 

Firstly i lost my first ags, during the upside down H glitch in bounty hunter.

 

 

 

Secondly, i lost my 2nd ags because i lagged out in ardy (this was last saturday)

 

 

 

Thirdly, just today 24th june 09, i lost my first pair of d claws because, RUBY CHALICE PROTECTS OVER THEM! YOU CANT BE SERIOUS!

 

 

 

I feel like i need some compensation, or some1 else who is in the same situation as me.

 

 

 

Gotta love the RSOF

 

i love people who think that items are protected in order of market value. :lol:

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I guess this guy technically isn't a noob, but he still did seemingly add a random person only to gloat about how he has a granite maul and even then not even gloat. Sorry for the sloppy editing job.

 

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Sig by me, in MS paint, but I'm still working on it.

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This guide is as concise as a gourmet's handbook with the guidelines of "Pick up fork, stab food, insert into your mouth, then chew".

okay, hey im mightymwatt, ive been playing runescape for 2 years, im starting this rant because ive been pushed to the edge.

 

 

 

Firstly i lost my first ags, during the upside down H glitch in bounty hunter.

 

 

 

Secondly, i lost my 2nd ags because i lagged out in ardy (this was last saturday)

 

 

 

Thirdly, just today 24th june 09, i lost my first pair of d claws because, RUBY CHALICE PROTECTS OVER THEM! YOU CANT BE SERIOUS!

 

 

 

I feel like i need some compensation, or some1 else who is in the same situation as me.

 

 

 

Gotta love the RSOF

 

i love people who think that items are protected in order of market value. :lol:

 

 

 

Lol. Funny. People don't realise it's General Store value :P

 

 

 

(That's what I think, I know if you died with a Party hat and other lower value items you lose the Hat

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Homer: So if we don't all vote the same way we'll be "deadlocked" and be "sequestered" at the Springfield Hotel, where we'll get Free Room, Free TV, Free Food, Free HBO. OOH! Free Willy!

Skinner: Homer I think this has something more to do than a disobedient whale.

Homer: Okay, how are the rest of you voting.

Every member of the Jury: Guilty.

Homer: How many "S'" in innocent?

*Jury groans*

Homer: I'm only doing what I think is right. I believe Freddy Quimby should walk out of here a free hotel.

This was kind of odd and funny.

 

 

 

I walk into the Teak & Mahogany Tree grove and this guy (somewhere between level 80-100) comes up to me and asks to see my quest cape emote. I show him and then he goes on about how everyone in there were all noobs. There was also a level 138, and 130 in there. -.-

 

 

 

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After making the typo he logs out. ::'

 

 

 

I think he was referring to the fact that his woodcutting was higher than ours but meh, at the time it was funny.

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does anything need to be said? :lol:

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Inefficiency = fun. That's objective and can't be debated. Ever.

 

Blog to 200m in all skills.

Max cape achieved November 5th, 2011.

Completionist cape achieved December 29th, 2011.

Final Boss title achieved December 28th, 2014.

Trimmed completionist cape achieved November 7th, 2015.

Edit - ^^ Looooooooool!!! ^^

 

 

 

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Aren't you bored of stalking both chats already, Dzi?

Aren't you bored of stalking both chats already, Dzi?

 

 

 

I'm not stalking... I just happen to press "prt sc" when something funny happens.

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