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Noobs say the funniest things!

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Quick find code: 76-77-803-59282533 on my suggestion for a spelling skill. ( please don't go picking on my spelling and grammar from now on :geek: I'm not level 99 yet)

 

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Quick find code: 76-77-803-59282533 on my suggestion for a spelling skill. ( please don't go picking on my spelling and grammar from now on :geek: I'm not level 99 yet)

 

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wut da hek iz that al bout? RS iz n no need of speeling lessinz.

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that was extremly funny i laughed.

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Here's one I heard a while back. Interestingly, the noob in question was around my level, at the time 70-ish:

 

 

 

Noob: "hey i need 15gp to go to al kharid"

 

Me: "No?"

 

Noob: "cmon give me some gp"

 

Me: "Okay srsly? You haven't done Prince Ali Rescue even?"

 

Noob: "no are you gonna give me money"

 

Me: "Kill some goblins maybe?"

 

Noob: "no give me gp"

 

Me: "Go north around the toll?!"

 

Noob: "are you gona give me money or not?!"

 

 

 

At this point I left.

 

 

 

One I heard today, actually, after having mined about 1500 pure ess (the spelling's approximate):

 

"can u maek runes from pure ess 2?"

 

#-o

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I got Snuggyloved today D=

 

 

 

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I googled the number to be a fish and chip shop in London. O_o

 

 

 

It was also stipulated that I get big swordfish because small swordfish are apparently insufficient. =/

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

hahahahaha thats brilliant haha x

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Snuggylove cracks me up everytime :XD:

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At which point he ate, then logged out -.-

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Get back here so I can rub your butt.

Fadejev is the noob in this one.

 

 

 

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Fadejev is the noob in this one.

 

 

 

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What`s wrong with skirts?

"An Amateur practices until he can get it right. A Professional practices until he can't get it wrong."

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Quests just keep bringing me back to this game.

Fadejev is the noob in this one.

 

 

 

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What`s wrong with skirts?

 

 

 

Just something to insult him with for being an . Plus... it's a RUNE skirt! Who uses RUNE SKIRT? I mean sure Dragon Skirt is okay... but Rune? Then he makes fun of my Climbing Boots and Slayer Cape because he has Fire Cape and Dragon Boots on. :|

There doesn't appear to have been any one noob there, just two idiots bickering.

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Get back here so I can rub your butt.

Peff... Anyone? :lol:

 

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Peff... Anyone? :lol:

 

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^this =P (In case you don't know... peff just has a bunch of spaces after it. )

 

 

 

On topic: Every nub that asks me for an axe/bow while I'm fishing >.> (barb heavy rod)

Peff... Anyone? :lol:

 

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^this =P (In case you don't know... peff just has a bunch of spaces after it. )

 

 

 

On topic: Every nub that asks me for an axe/bow while I'm fishing >.> (barb heavy rod)

 

 

 

Also, by using brackets instead of a "0" or "o" you can say p()()f on runescape... Looks the same with the runescape font.

Peff... Anyone? :lol:

 

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^this =P (In case you don't know... peff just has a bunch of spaces after it. )

 

 

 

On topic: Every nub that asks me for an axe/bow while I'm fishing >.> (barb heavy rod)

 

 

 

O rly?

 

 

 

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Just something to insult him with for being an [wagon]. Plus... it's a RUNE skirt! Who uses RUNE SKIRT? I mean sure Dragon Skirt is okay... but Rune? Then he makes fun of my Climbing Boots and Slayer Cape because he has Fire Cape and Dragon Boots on.

 

 

 

So you were both wearing second class items? If you can wear climbing boots without comments, he sure can wear a rune skirt without being judged.

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Peff... Anyone? :lol:

 

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^this =P (In case you don't know... peff just has a bunch of spaces after it. )

 

 

 

On topic: Every nub that asks me for an axe/bow while I'm fishing >.> (barb heavy rod)

 

 

 

O rly?

 

 

 

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I ?ä?? dïrtÿ ñö gôòd håx :)

 

 

 

LOL trying out funny typing :P

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| 99 Runecrafting | 99 Fletching | 99 Hitpoints | 99 Range |

Youtube: AnthonyOnRS.

Just something to insult him with for being an [wagon]. Plus... it's a RUNE skirt! Who uses RUNE SKIRT? I mean sure Dragon Skirt is okay... but Rune? Then he makes fun of my Climbing Boots and Slayer Cape because he has Fire Cape and Dragon Boots on.

 

 

 

So you were both wearing second class items? If you can wear climbing boots without comments, he sure can wear a rune skirt without being judged.

 

 

 

But making fun of Climbing boots AND slayer cape? I think he needed a taste of his own medicine :lol: .

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Let me put it in basic terms so you guys can understand...

 

 

 

-I tell a guy I got a Whip from the Abyssal Demon I jacked from him by accident as a joke

 

-Another guy interrupts and says no one cares that I got a Whip

 

-This same guy then thinks it's impressive he gets Rune Chains

 

 

 

Understand now? :roll:

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Goddammit Monk, stop being so full of win.

I am Monk's [bleep]

 

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Well with sentences like that no wonder why no 100+'s talk to him.

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99 Fishing | 99 Cooking | 99 Woodcutting | | 99 Herblore | 99 Prayer |

| 99 Runecrafting | 99 Fletching | 99 Hitpoints | 99 Range |

Youtube: AnthonyOnRS.

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