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Epic thread! =] I fully support it because of the sheer noobness of it =D

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O rly?

 

 

 

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i think you put a space before peff instead of after.

 

 

 

No. But I don't know why it's censored in english though.

 

 

 

Let me guess...

 

 

 

Alt codes.

 

 

 

Or playing the game in another language.

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I once had a noob come up to me in fally while i was selling coal (back in the old days). when we got to the trade screen, he offers me full mith and asks me to trim it for him. I told him no, so he said Ill give you 10 k if you do it for me. So i accepted told him id be back in a min. and logged. Not really scamming, i wouldnt normally do that, but i was trying to get a new rune pick, and i needed the monies.

 

 

 

EDIT: why cant you say peff ?

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I once had a noob come up to me in fally while i was selling coal (back in the old days). when we got to the trade screen, he offers me full mith and asks me to trim it for him. I told him no, so he said Ill give you 10 k if you do it for me. So i accepted told him id be back in a min. and logged. Not really scamming, i wouldnt normally do that, but i was trying to get a new rune pick, and i needed the monies.

 

 

 

EDIT: why cant you say peff ?

 

 

 

You [bleep].

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I once had a noob come up to me in fally while i was selling coal (back in the old days). when we got to the trade screen, he offers me full mith and asks me to trim it for him. I told him no, so he said Ill give you 10 k if you do it for me. So i accepted told him id be back in a min. and logged. Not really scamming, i wouldnt normally do that, but i was trying to get a new rune pick, and i needed the monies.

 

 

 

EDIT: why cant you say peff ?

 

 

 

You[beep]ing scammer, it's ppl like you who ruin the game and led to the drastic changes Rs has been through. Do eevryone a favour and leave.

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I once had a noob come up to me in fally while i was selling coal (back in the old days). when we got to the trade screen, he offers me full mith and asks me to trim it for him. I told him no, so he said Ill give you 10 k if you do it for me. So i accepted told him id be back in a min. and logged. Not really scamming, i wouldnt normally do that, but i was trying to get a new rune pick, and i needed the monies.

 

 

 

EDIT: why cant you say peff ?

 

Again I will say, lol this.

 

Also, not a smart idea to admit to scamming on a pro-rules forum.

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I once had a noob come up to me in fally while i was selling coal (back in the old days). when we got to the trade screen, he offers me full mith and asks me to trim it for him. I told him no, so he said Ill give you 10 k if you do it for me. So i accepted told him id be back in a min. and logged. Not really scamming, i wouldnt normally do that, but i was trying to get a new rune pick, and i needed the monies.

 

 

 

EDIT: why cant you say peff ?

 

How has god not smited you yet? That is TOTALLY scamming. [puncture]

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I once had a noob come up to me in fally while i was selling coal (back in the old days). when we got to the trade screen, he offers me full mith and asks me to trim it for him. I told him no, so he said Ill give you 10 k if you do it for me. So i accepted told him id be back in a min. and logged. Not really scamming, i wouldnt normally do that, but i was trying to get a new rune pick, and i needed the monies.

 

 

 

EDIT: why cant you say peff ?

 

 

 

You[beep]ing scammer, it's ppl like you who ruin the game and led to the drastic changes Rs has been through. Do eevryone a favour and leave.

 

someone comes up and pays you to trim their mith armour #-o its idiots like that who brought around most of the changes, after crying he probably went and bought some more mith armour

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I once had a noob come up to me in fally while i was selling coal (back in the old days). when we got to the trade screen, he offers me full mith and asks me to trim it for him. I told him no, so he said Ill give you 10 k if you do it for me. So i accepted told him id be back in a min. and logged. Not really scamming, i wouldnt normally do that, but i was trying to get a new rune pick, and i needed the monies.

 

 

 

EDIT: why cant you say peff ?

 

 

 

You[beep]ing scammer, it's ppl like you who ruin the game and led to the drastic changes Rs has been through. Do eevryone a favour and leave.

 

someone comes up and pays you to trim their mith armour #-o its idiots like that who brought around most of the changes, after crying he probably went and bought some more mith armour

 

 

 

If the scammer explained to him the situation instead of going right ahead, scamming him of his mithril armour and money for his own profit he would also learn that but without loosing anything.

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Having walked around on a free server out of boredom, i had one guy pm me.

 

 

 

Noob:Hey you want d claws and ags?

 

Me: yeah, go on then.

 

noob: hold on you want any more free itmes

 

noob: my friend said you can have any 5

 

noob: free

 

me: nah those 2 will be just fine

 

noob: ok he needs your pass to track the items

 

noob: to your acc

 

noob: your inventory

 

noob: or els smbody els wud b gettin it

 

noob: and ull b very angry

 

noob:then you click your inventory

 

noob:thn log out

 

noob: thn log bck in

 

noob: clck it agen

 

noob: and thy will apeer 1 by 1

 

noob: helloooooooooooo

 

noob: hellloooooooooooooooooo!!!1

 

noob: hheeelllooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!

 

noob: dudee hellooooo

 

noob: do yu want d claws

 

noob: wuts your pass

 

noob: so i can trck the items to ur inv

 

me: so how does it work?

 

noob: i just gotta click your inventory

 

noob: thn yu have dclaws n things

 

noob: thts all

 

noob: thn i log off

 

noob: ok i need your pass so we can start

 

me: ok my pass is ... urascammer

 

noob: dude

 

noob: i proimise you

 

noob: i wont hackz yu

 

noob: just wait and see

 

me: btw, reported

 

noob: gtfo thn

 

(starts running off)

 

 

 

I quite literally lolled at that guy

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Lol @ that guy ^

 

 

 

I once had a noob come up to me in fally while i was selling coal (back in the old days). when we got to the trade screen, he offers me full mith and asks me to trim it for him. I told him no, so he said Ill give you 10 k if you do it for me. So i accepted told him id be back in a min. and logged. Not really scamming, i wouldnt normally do that, but i was trying to get a new rune pick, and i needed the monies.

 

 

 

EDIT: why cant you say peff ?

 

 

 

You[beep]ing scammer, it's ppl like you who ruin the game and led to the drastic changes Rs has been through. Do eevryone a favour and leave.

 

someone comes up and pays you to trim their mith armour #-o its idiots like that who brought around most of the changes, after crying he probably went and bought some more mith armour

 

 

 

If the scammer explained to him the situation instead of going right ahead, scamming him of his mithril armour and money for his own profit he would also learn that but without loosing anything.

 

 

 

Despite what you may think, not a lot of people take the game as seriously as you. :x

 

 

 

Playbunnies ftw. :thumbsup:

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LULZ

 

 

 

 

 

YES! :lol: :lol:

 

I find it funny he can spell usernames right...but not runescape or more >.>

 

 

 

What about "many", "lumbridge", "needs", "there", "kinda", "annoying" and "thanks"?

 

 

 

I find it funny how he spells runescape two different ways. :lol:

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O rly?

 

 

 

[hide=The person that finds out how I did gets a cookie]Silver crown has nothing to do with it.ego55y.png[/hide]

 

 

 

i think you put a space before peff instead of after.

 

 

 

No. But I don't know why it's censored in english though.

 

 

 

Let me guess...

 

 

 

Alt codes.

 

 

 

Or playing the game in another language.

 

Have a cookie my good friend :).

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they are telling me to leran to pk when im risking 45m -.-

 

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Best lol in a while.

 

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Im sorry, does that say Wear: Prayer Potion (4) :ohnoes:

 

Fail shooper caught red-handed. :shame:

 

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Since I got my agility cape, I've had noob after noob ask me questions about it. Most of them are pretty generic - "What cape is that?" "How long did it take to train?" "Do you have a life?" "Do you have to be members?" Et cetera. I actually like noobs - for the most part, they don't have egos, and it feels rewarding to be the guy who enlightens them.

 

 

 

One noob took the cake. Corrected for spelling errors.

 

 

 

Noob: What cape is that?

 

Me: Agility cape.

 

Noob: How much was it?

 

Me: Well, technically it cost 99k.

 

Noob: Okay can I buy one?

 

Me: You need 99 Agility to get one.

 

Noob: No I'm talking about buying one. Like in GE

 

Me: They're untradeable.

 

Noob: Then how do I get one?

 

Me: Like I said before, get 99 Agility.

 

Noob: How much does it cost?

 

Me: Well, most of my training was done before the energy update came around

 

Me: So I spent a few hundred K on energy pots. But now it's pretty much free.

 

Noob: No how much does the cape cost?

 

Me: Sorry man, I have things to do.

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