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I saw a level 10 asking the mining tutorial guy (In lumbridge) how he was holding the pickaxe on his shoulder.. I believe it went along these lines,

 

 

 

noob: What the.. How do you hold your pick like that?

 

After no response from the mining tutorial

 

noob: Come on! Plz tell me!

 

No response

 

noob: I'm reporting you!

 

No response

 

noob: I could totally own you!

 

no response

 

noob: Let's do it right now!

 

no response

 

-noob runs off-

 

 

 

 

 

=D> I believe I might have recorded it.. *looks through files*

 

 

 

EDIT: Nope, don't got it :(

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I saw a level 10 asking the mining tutorial guy (In lumbridge) how he was holding the pickaxe on his shoulder.. I believe it went along these lines,

 

 

 

noob: What the.. How do you hold your pick like that?

 

After no response from the mining tutorial

 

noob: Come on! Plz tell me!

 

No response

 

noob: I'm reporting you!

 

No response

 

noob: I could totally own you!

 

no response

 

noob: Let's do it right now!

 

no response

 

-noob runs off-

 

 

 

 

 

=D> I believe I might have recorded it.. *looks through files*

 

 

 

EDIT: Nope, don't got it :(

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lol that's funny...but who knows I probably had plenty of moments like that back in the day. :lol:

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I saw a level 10 asking the mining tutorial guy (In lumbridge) how he was holding the pickaxe on his shoulder.. I believe it went along these lines,

 

 

 

noob: What the.. How do you hold your pick like that?

 

After no response from the mining tutorial

 

noob: Come on! Plz tell me!

 

No response

 

noob: I'm reporting you!

 

No response

 

noob: I could totally own you!

 

no response

 

noob: Let's do it right now!

 

no response

 

-noob runs off-

 

 

 

 

 

=D> I believe I might have recorded it.. *looks through files*

 

 

 

EDIT: Nope, don't got it :(

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lol that's funny...but who knows I probably had plenty of moments like that back in the day. :lol:

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im mining mith and usin superheat to make mith bars. some lvl 83 comes along with lvl 16 mining and says

 

lvl83noob: please i need 4 mith bars ill pay

 

*sending trade request*

 

this guy puts up 30 coins.

 

me:....................

 

me: are you serious?

 

lvl83noob: whats wrong?

 

me: u need more then that buddy

 

this guy puts up an extra 20 coins

 

lvl83noob: there im sorry i tried to trick you

 

i dont think this guy was kiddin he was waiting for me to accept

 

:? :?

Noob:"Let me have your sword then you cant cut yourself":

noob:How do you report ppl?

me:you go on the door icon and click log off

noob:KK ty

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im mining mith and usin superheat to make mith bars. some lvl 83 comes along with lvl 16 mining and says

 

lvl83noob: please i need 4 mith bars ill pay

 

*sending trade request*

 

this guy puts up 30 coins.

 

me:....................

 

me: are you serious?

 

lvl83noob: whats wrong?

 

me: u need more then that buddy

 

this guy puts up an extra 20 coins

 

lvl83noob: there im sorry i tried to trick you

 

i dont think this guy was kiddin he was waiting for me to accept

 

:? :?

 

 

 

Got to love e bay ....

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image from an old rate this, hence the post date

 

 

 

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recent reply (like 2 days old)

 

 

 

nuff said

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~ 112,084th to 99 Magic on April 16th, 2011 ~

~ 131,681st to 99 Crafting on March 29, 2019 ~

~ 178,385th to 99 Prayer on April 2, 2019 ~

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image from an old rate this, hence the post date

 

 

 

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recent reply (like 2 days old)

 

 

 

nuff said

 

 

 

Sad person just got sadder..

99 Magic; achieved on 4-4-2009.

85 Slayer; achieved on 6-8-2009.

99 Defence; achieved on 14-8-2009.

99 Constitution; achieved on 12-3-2013.

99 Attack; achieved on 12-5-2013.

99 Slayer; achieved on 21-6-2013.

 

I came, I saw, I ran away.

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this thread's name is "Noobs say the funniest things!", is it not?

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~ 3,072nd to 99 Mining on August 30th, 2009 ~
~ 112,084th to 99 Magic on April 16th, 2011 ~

~ 131,681st to 99 Crafting on March 29, 2019 ~

~ 178,385th to 99 Prayer on April 2, 2019 ~

~ 234,921st to 99 Defence on May 9, 2019 ~

~ 173,480th to 99 Herblore on June 21, 2019 ~

~ 155,160th to 99 Smithing on July 16, 2019 ~

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  • 4 weeks later...

Today i was finishing off a black dragon task in the chaos tunnels (like a boss).

Already there was a 110 in a g plate rfh and rune legs killing green dragons.

When killing baby blacks in the chaos tunnels i always get a load of hides/bones from the greens. this idiot tries (and obviously fails) to steal my kills, i dont really care until he goes 'off' when i have a dragon at half hp, then proceeds to call me nub.

mind you i never moved, he had 2 dragons to himself.

 

A bit later he runs up and says 'ful( u' then i decided to steal all his kills (like a boss).

He then goes 'i want kill ur family'

I reply 'i want kill ur drags'

after he runs back and forth to every dragon, never getting a kill he teles.

Made my day.

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The reason you shouldn't share your accounts... :rolleyes:

 

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Epic. :lol:

*starts rolling on the floor*

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Proud to have served the awesome Tip.It Crew <3

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So, this guy thinks that f2p players who played during 2006 Christmas event should get the Wintumber tree, and be able to set it up like a cannon to "dance around". The first 3 posts are:

 

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I thought it was funny at least.

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Follow my voice, we'll run far away from here

If only to hide, to escape this life
And live forever, forever in the sun

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So, this guy thinks that f2p players who played during 2006 Christmas event should get the Wintumber tree, and be able to set it up like a cannon to "dance around". The first 3 posts are:

 

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I thought it was funny at least.

Hilarious. :lol:

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http://www.webcitation.org/5kXv9RI7S

 

The arrogance is astounding. They should all go in a room somewhere and congratulate each other, then be launched into the sun.

 

I see no arrogance.

The challenge of a mistake is not to avoid it. The challenge of a mistake is dealing with the outcome.

 

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Proud of who I am and what I am.

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http://www.webcitation.org/5kXv9RI7S

 

The arrogance is astounding. They should all go in a room somewhere and congratulate each other, then be launched into the sun.

 

I see no arrogance.

The arrogance isn't quite astounding, but it's certainly there. They seem to have created a thread for people with Partyhats because they believe that those who have them are part of an elite group.

 

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I dunno... Kinda self-explanatory...

Funny thing is, I'm not of the Hebrew race.

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