While teleporting your spell goes ammiss and your body ends up spread across all of the Runescape world.

 

 

 

The 1gp is now mine. :D

I slowly brainwash that smiley beside your post. Until it becomes totally loyal to me. I make it follow you, and it waits until you are alone... Now morphing into it's true form, it grabs the gp and creates a dark void in your room, which kills every living thing inside it. Fortunately, the smiley is not a living creature, just a random arrangement of pixels. It jumps into the rift and gets teleported to where I am. I then absorb the creature's essence into my soul and I get transformed into an evil beast. The gp is now mine. :twisted:

:shock:

 

 

 

+1 :shock:

 

 

 

I bestow upon thee infinite brownie points.

 

 

 

:D What can I say, I got bored.

 

 

 

By the way, teh_langzor, I shot the sheriff...right after he shot you :XD:

 

 

 

Well, gp, who do you like better, brownie girl or smiley brainwasher?

OH MY GODDESS...I'M STEALING THE GP FROM MYSELF :P

Basically, what I did to Gandorf's smiley, I did to the smileys in every single one of your posts that you have ever made. I kill you with my army of Twisted smilies and take the gp, and I use my army of Twisted smileys to protect myself. Oh yeah, I Shot The Sheriff is copyrighted, so you get sued.

I sneak past your smily guards and then my pet smily ":twisted:" comes up and bites your head off. I take the gp.

That body was just a shadow clone, my real body was hidden inside a Smiley Guard all along. Emerging from my sanctuary, I order my Smiley Warriors to track you down. They find you in Alaska, doing something very weird... I teleport to your location, and stop your weirdness from scaring my guards by crushing you with... A penguin. I take the gp, and brainwash your pet smiley. He now joins the ranks of the Twisted army, where he is killed in a war between my Twisted's and America's Green Men. Oh yeah, I hid myself within a ball of sand.

I use the Earth style imperial desert funeral crushing your body into a million tiny peices. Somehow the gp is untouched.

 

Then I take the gp, make a million copies of myself and invest the gp in the stock market.

You then sell the stock and get back that wonderful gp. Although those copies of yourself aren't to happy with you and decide to painfully torture you to death. The gp fell into the drainpipe where you died and magically floated past my boat while I was fishing. I picked it up and pocketed it.

a realy big fish eats your boat.

 

it burps, and the gp flys...

 

and flys....

 

and continues to fly some more....

 

and hits the ground beside me, makin a mini meteorite hole.

 

i take the gp out of the hole, and tele away to cammy.

for some reason you teleport few metres higher than ground...

 

the gp is now mine!

During your victory dance for getting the GP, it falls through a hole in your backpack. Wow, that was easy...

Before you pick up the gp you get hit by a bus (splatering your brains all over the street) I pick up the gp and then build a 15 foot steel wall around myself.

i start some fires, and it melts the wall all over you, turning you into a statue made of steel.

 

during all of this the gp happens to fall out of your pocket, and i pick it up after the steel has dried up

 

my......

 

gp....

 

get away!!!

While you are running a pker drains your energy with spec, you trip over into the lava maze dropping the gp as you go.

 

 

 

Now it is mine...

you go home happy with the gp but as you enter the home portal your cape gets caught in the portal and you are stck between dimensions forever

 

and the gp falls out of you hand and into the drop pile of a man i was killing and i accidentally pick it up

the man wasnt just a man, it was a zombie man who cant die so he kills you for trying to kill him and i take the gp

:wall:

 

 

 

you dont understand something somebody says so you try doing the head bang emote to get the hair out of ur face so u can concentrate but u accidentaly bang your head into a wall. i got ur gp.

Then all of a sudden your character reads your sig luckily there is a goblin there- he takes the gp and runs the fortune to his village *ever wonder why goblins have 1 gp a lot? lol?)

A level 17 is killing goblins for bronze spears to make a collection, picking up gp as he goes. He gets the gp eventually... before Bob the Cat shows up and teleports him to a deserted island, where he turns into one of those ragged slaves of Bob's. BTW, none of you have a clue ;)

I get a evil b0b random and get the gee peee

You are teleported to where you last were, which happens to be the wilderness where I "borrow" the gp from you and "teleport" you to Lumbridge.

You trip and fall onto the stinger of a random scorpion, which I push off into the grand canyon, full with lava. The GP effortlessley floats down the lava...

And I pick it up while SCUBA Diving in the lava in my one-of-a-kind lava repellent suit.

Just when you're getting out of the lava, though, your suit develops a tiny hole near the knee joint. The lava comes in and burns you to death.

 

 

 

The GP resumes its trip down the lava.