Goonstalf Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 A cat. Would you rather arm wrestle a bear, or kick box an ostrich? I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 Kick box on ostrich. Would you rather have a family member die or 100 strangers die? Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 100 strangers, they're always dying anyway. Would you rather knife fight a wolf in a cage, or wrestle a chimpanzee in a pit full of fire ants? I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 wolf. Would you rather be forcibly kissed by a man who brushed his teeth, or by one who didn't brush his teeth for a month and had terrible morning breath? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Uh, the guy who brushed his teeth. Would you rather eat a monkey brain, or a rhino eyeball? I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 brain. I don't really like eating eyeballs. Would you rather eat homo sapians testicles or a human's brains? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Brains, I dun like eating balls. Would you rather play the piano, or play a sport? I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comical Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Play the piano, because I've played it for 8 years already. Would you rather not go to the internet for 3 days or have someone lecture you for 10 hours straight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Internet, I've endured enough lectures this semester. Would you rather wear shoes without socks, or pants without underwear? I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dax Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Shoes without socks. Would you rather shave your head or get a mullet? #KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21. #rpgformod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Shave my head. Would you rather be turned into a newt, or a walrus? I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesrules90 Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Newt Would you rather lose all you money and stuff or have everyone you know disappear. If you click on them they hatch or grow up faster and look awesomer!!!87.5% of all statistics are made up on the spot. If you're one of the 42% of statistics that doesn't, copy and paste this into your sig. In addition, 126.324% of the previous statement does not make sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Lose mah stuff. Would you rather be an astronaut, or a submarine commander? I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Lose money, I could mooch off of other people I know that are still around due to my choice. Would you rather kick a baby, or give birth to one. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comical Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 @Goonstalf: Astronaut, I'm a ichthyophobic. @321Ownage: Kick a baby, but really gently. Would you rather have ugly but nice girlfriend, or a a hot girlfriend who's extremely annoying? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 ugly but nice.. I never went for looks anyways.. Would you rather have an ugly but nice boyfriend, or a hot boyfriend who's extremely annoying? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 Ugly and nice because I'm not gay and I think we'd get along better that way Would you rather live in a really big oak basket, or a house-sized maple basket? YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 Maple basket, no doubts. Would you rather rape your mother or kill your mother? (HMMMMM....DECISIONS) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comical Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 Kill. Would you rather live in North Korea today or the Soviet Union 50 years ago? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 Soviet Union 50 years ago. Would you rather wear leather underwear, or chain mail socks? I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comical Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 Chain mail socks. Would you rather have a computer that lags whenever you use it or have a communist girlfriend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dax Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 Communist girlfriend.. Wha? Would you rather never post on TIF again or die? #KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21. #rpgformod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesrules90 Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 Never post on tif. Would you rather have to eat algae for the rest of your life or mouldy carrots? If you click on them they hatch or grow up faster and look awesomer!!!87.5% of all statistics are made up on the spot. If you're one of the 42% of statistics that doesn't, copy and paste this into your sig. In addition, 126.324% of the previous statement does not make sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comical Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 Algae. Would you rather live in North Korea today or Jotunheim so you can be devoured by frost giants? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted July 31, 2010 Share Posted July 31, 2010 North Korea. Would you rather make people uncomfortable with odd communist jokes, or make people uncomfortable by willingly turning into an eunuch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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